Who even gets to have him as a father-in-law? Some random general's son? I don't even know where the Kims get their spouses, since they're the only royalty.
Yeah, he also has to start laying the ground work and making clear who his generals should expect his successor to be, because the rumors are that his sister is pretty cutthroat.
I don't know about her at all but Kim grew up in Switzerland playing basketball all day every day, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same for her. I'm sure she's living like any other kid with rich parents and can do and get whatever she wants with the snap of her fingers.
He's said to have three children, it's believed that his daughter here is either his first child (b. 2010) or his second child Ju-ae (b. late 2012-early 2013).
It seems Kim's other relative who was suppose to take over was actually sane. Rumor has it Kim's father wanted him dead because he didn't act like a dictator. He had more progressive democratic views, which is why he was shunned.
Honestly I’m pretty sure she’s under heavy wrap from anything outsides. All she will know is her father, country, it’s traditions. She will most likely grow up into a more dictator like mindset & she’s obligated if her father dies. She could end up a rebel, but those situations are so rare.
This is the second post I’ve seen where it says he “revealed” his daughter, has she been hiding away all her life and this is the first everyone’s seen of her? Just seems a strange choice of word.
I wonder if by him having a steam account, the CIA has tapped steam to monitor his user data and spy on him. I wouldn't be surprised. Seems like an easy opening.
I really like the idea of unhinged dictators at home like normal dads pressured into wii bowling with the kids and having serious discussions about boy bands.
Craziest part of this pic to me is hes holding hands with his daughter. Doesnt sound so weird, but this guy is the son of an extremely cruel dictator and leader of one of the most oppressive regimes on the planet. Just weird to see such a small yet so impactful gesture of humanity from him as well as his potentially nurturing side. She must he a handful to deal with too
I didn’t realize he was back on the 6000 calories a day plan. He seems to have found all the weight he melted off with whatever health scare he had a while ago. I actually thought this was a pictures from a few years ago until I looked at more recent photos online.
You act like Kim wasn't in her exact same shoes during his childhood. It's not so black and white, to plead for her innocence means to plead for his as well to some degree.
I am so very, very curious about how her brain works. I want nothing, I just want to have a day or two to have a conversation with this person. I can't imagine a human being with a different world perception than I.
We had to remove your post for Rule 1:
Nothing quite says family quality time like the Holidays....or ballistic missile tests.... Warms your heart!
Is it “bring your daughter to work” day already?
It will warm the whole fucking world very soon too
Imagine getting a Christmas card from them just posed up with the ICBM in the back.
Ballistic missel tests with your family ❤️
I see they have ‘Bring your child to work day’ there also. How sweet!
Now that would be a terrifying father-in-law.
It's pretty simple: treat the daughter well or you will be fed to dogs...literally.
Father-Un-Law
I’ve had worse.
Who even gets to have him as a father-in-law? Some random general's son? I don't even know where the Kims get their spouses, since they're the only royalty.
Only in his country.
You'd also have Chris Hanson coming after you too.
I’m not sure I’d be able to get it up. Terrifying minge.
What do you think her childhood was like?
A nice house in Switzerland
Summers in Rangoon
Honestly probably pretty nice. I could see this guy being a good father to his daughter. Most despots are.
She’s clearly eating…
revealed his successor
Lol kim jong un's brother went to disney land and got disowned
I mean Kendall is…
Yeah, he also has to start laying the ground work and making clear who his generals should expect his successor to be, because the rumors are that his sister is pretty cutthroat.
I don’t know if I should be sad for her or scared of her
I don't know about her at all but Kim grew up in Switzerland playing basketball all day every day, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same for her. I'm sure she's living like any other kid with rich parents and can do and get whatever she wants with the snap of her fingers.
Maybe both
Sad, probably.
No reason to be sad for such evil. No reason to be scared of her either if you're not living there.
"-What country do you hate my dear?"
İ am getting starcraft 1 vibes from this comment
Daughter: Points at North Korea.
Hank Scorpio: say homer, which country do you hate more; Italy or France?
Daddy daughter day goals.
Bring your daughter to work day
That’s one heck of a gender reveal.
Was he trying to demonstrate he also had a semi-functional missile?
Why semi?
Trying to prove he doesn't need the little blue pill.
Fuck, I thought he was unable to conceive.
He's said to have three children, it's believed that his daughter here is either his first child (b. 2010) or his second child Ju-ae (b. late 2012-early 2013).
he's like Chuck Norris, he can get anyone pregnant just by passing by.
Looks like a few missiles made past the goalie.
I wonder what she's like. Fully brainwashed or openly questioning everything around her.
It seems Kim's other relative who was suppose to take over was actually sane. Rumor has it Kim's father wanted him dead because he didn't act like a dictator. He had more progressive democratic views, which is why he was shunned.
Honestly I’m pretty sure she’s under heavy wrap from anything outsides. All she will know is her father, country, it’s traditions. She will most likely grow up into a more dictator like mindset & she’s obligated if her father dies. She could end up a rebel, but those situations are so rare.
I know this thread is full of the same unoriginal jokes, but I actually feel really sorry for her.
Kim Jong-Un is 1 year younger than me, I suddenly feel less conscious about my appearance and life style choices.
Now we know why he and Trump got along so well. Nothing like a little male bonding over favorite lift brands
Hey, the world isn't paying me enough attention. Here look at my kid!
This is the second post I’ve seen where it says he “revealed” his daughter, has she been hiding away all her life and this is the first everyone’s seen of her? Just seems a strange choice of word.
That's my understanding of it, he's kept her hidden
They don't exactly announce stuff and have Facebook pages.
Why does everyone in charge there look like they're made from silly putty?
The rest of the population is starving for a reason.
Human shield
Either she's huge or he's little
Both? Both is good.
I don't know much about them, is she still young?
am i the only one who sees a female clone here. They even walk the same.
She looks like she like she plays Minecraft. hoold on, we finally have an answer to this:
I wonder if by him having a steam account, the CIA has tapped steam to monitor his user data and spy on him. I wouldn't be surprised. Seems like an easy opening.
What happened to the mother 🥶
Executed for having children.
Put her back in, she’s not ready
Looks like he revealed a new chin too
I misread the title and thought- how the fuck is he gonna "un reveal" her.
“One day.. all this will be yours”
I really like the idea of unhinged dictators at home like normal dads pressured into wii bowling with the kids and having serious discussions about boy bands.
Korean Veruca Salt
Take your daughter to work day
Was it take your daughter to work day?
Craziest part of this pic to me is hes holding hands with his daughter. Doesnt sound so weird, but this guy is the son of an extremely cruel dictator and leader of one of the most oppressive regimes on the planet. Just weird to see such a small yet so impactful gesture of humanity from him as well as his potentially nurturing side. She must he a handful to deal with too
same damn 4:3 aspect ratio heads
Some of the most epic fireworks ever utilized at a sweet 16 part, in history
Does she not poop as well?
These gender reveals a so ridiculous SMH
I wonder if Dennis Rodman is the Godfather to his daughter?
So … she is the next leader
Same round fat face while the rest of North Koreans are starving.
He definitely doesn’t need a paternity test
Some dads take their daughters to trampoline parks. Different strokes for different folks I guess
Did we not know he had a daughter?
I didn’t realize he was back on the 6000 calories a day plan. He seems to have found all the weight he melted off with whatever health scare he had a while ago. I actually thought this was a pictures from a few years ago until I looked at more recent photos online.
How do we get these photos?
Like two pudges in a pod.
Able to look in every direction except straight ahead.
So are we all going to make fun of a teenage girl’s physical appearance as if she isn’t a literal kid with a knife to her throat?
You act like Kim wasn't in her exact same shoes during his childhood. It's not so black and white, to plead for her innocence means to plead for his as well to some degree.
poor child has daddy’s cheeks
Are those red Prada patent leather shoes?
That’s one heck of a gender reveal
“Daddy, I want to see the missiles destroy US and then watch the starving people on the street for my birthday!”
„One day, lad, all this will be yours!“
The power of propaganda and fear. All these brainwashed dipshits carrying out his will leaves me dumbfounded.
No child, should be going to an intercontinental ballistic missile test.
Bring your daughter to work day
Raising Azula over there
great daughter reveal. one of the best
Take-daughter-to-work day?
The most insane take your daughter to work day ever
The unimaginable shelter that child lives under
Waiting to see if he’ll reveal which concubine is the mother
What a helluva take your kid to work day
Hmmm.. gross.
Ngl I thought he died
I guess it was bring your daughter to work day.
Man, gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.
Even the kid of the dictator must be brainwashed to hell too I imagine
guyssss, in 50 years we'll have the world's first dictatoress!! diversity win! get excited!!
The family that ICBM’s together stays together!
Kim Jong-Pün
You would think that being a dad would make you wanna avoid nuclear Armageddon and all...
Aww cute little future evil dictator marshmallow
Good thing she takes after mum,because her dad looks like a human baked potato.
Smells like war
As one does…
Somebody needs to sic Liam Neeson on this mf like yesterday
Both of them make up 100% of the overweight population in the whole of North Korea.
Didn't he die back in January or something?
She's well on her way on becoming obese too.
She looks like her Mom's favorite bodyguard.
Her face is as round and fat as her round and fat faced father
Looks just like him
Look who's finally out of the bunker!
For all the starvation in North Korea, she looks like she managed to dodge it.
Had to check I wasn’t in the /nottheonion subreddit for a sec 😂
Someone had sex with him? 🤮
Damn she's lucky her daddy's the literal king. Only a dictator can love that face
“Revealed his daughter”…Jesus Christ, what a fucking world…
“Everything that the light touches is our kingdom.”
Nuclear Family Values
She’s almost as ugly as he is, who would have thought?
which one is the daughter?
She’s 9
Who knew there was a Kim Jong Deux
Chip off the ol (cheese) block
Is she on Instagram yet?
They both look pretty well fed for North Koreans
I read this as he "Un - revealed" his daughter.
Bro did a daughter reveal
Their faces look similar
Not always but a pretty common result to being related
ooohhh.... he has a weak point
I can't believe a woman actually had sex with him ...
I don’t believe she had a choice…😳
Fat little fucker ain’t she?
I keep reading that as “Kim Jong Un un-revealed his his daughter yesterday during an intercontinental ballistic missile test” and think, hmm… harsh.
Her name is Mi Kil Yu
Inbred? Just asking....
Probably the second fattest person in North Korea.
She's the fattest kid in that country.
Daughter? I thought for sure he was a gay. "Not that there's anything wrong with that".... I miss Seinfeld
Damn she ugly
You are now banned from
Why would you call anyone ugly regardless, Except if they take care of their body and hygiene very poorly.
Rule 34
We sure it’s not his daughter wife?
Damn they grow quick with all that yellow cake flying around!
Not to judge the daughter for the sins of the father, as it were, but I bet she’s a spoiled, intolerable cunt.
I love her ruby slippers, around $200,000 to make.
Would not bang
Got her Daddys looks, I'll just leave it at that.
SHES FAT - Scott Steiner
Hey, she's just as ugly as him
She ugly like her pops
The Apple does not fall far from the tree. Life father like daughter. Fat!!!
Fat boys say what
That's gotta be the worst upbringing ever.
My worst fap ever.
Fugly
"Daddy can we bomb a village?" Yes honey, soon when you are 18 I"ll blow up all other continents just for you
I am so very, very curious about how her brain works. I want nothing, I just want to have a day or two to have a conversation with this person. I can't imagine a human being with a different world perception than I.
She's just as ugly as the hairless loins from which she spurted.
Ugly like her father
What a pleasant girl. Leave her a world worth living in.
How old can she get married and away from Daddy?
Well fuck me.....she's as ugly as he is, couldn't ever imagined that possible
Kind of a fat little bitch isn't she
I'd smash.
Damn she ugly af too
What a dog
She’ll be dead within a month
Like he spread her pussy in front of the camera?
It would be cool if she was a smoke show, instead she’s just a fat little twat like her dad.
Bro thats a whole ass child calm down 💀
She’s like 10 what smoke show you expect...
It would be cool if the preteen child was a smoke show? Like, sources are saying the kid is between 11-13 years old..
Stop referring to the north Korean leaders as "kim" its not a family name its equivalent to "king" in north Korea. Jong-Un is more than enough.
Wrong.
I get we don't like Kim but I don't think attacking his 9 year old daughter is justified
He’s and Drake would get along.
Ballistic Coming Out party
Where’s the mother/sister?
Some articles reporting on this have a photo thats Un, daughter, and mom.
Spitting image
So sweet
Congrats on the sex supreme leader Kim