Yep. And a pretty decent modern recreation. Steve Martin's character is even named C.D. And as always, the insult scene is the most memorable part of the whole thing.
The swordfight poem scene from the 1950 Cyrano with Jose Ferrer (who I believe won Best Actor that year, very deservedly) is still one of my favorite movie scenes ever:
This was my immediate thought upon reading the title and seeing the picture - that somewhere along the line someone misunderstood that it was 7 inches from the spot beneath the middle of his brows to the tip - which is still very impressively long, but this picture seems to be measuring it from the tip to his chin or something
One of our unit receptionists is from Munich. I asked her what that word meant one day. She gave me a very sharp look and got snippy. After further conversation, turns out that is a nonsense word and she though I said Schwanzlutscher, which means ācocksuckerā.
Another commenter mentioned he had an underdeveloped nasal passage, just one nostril at the tip of his nose. Iād love to watch this dude rip lines like an anteater.
Yeah this sounds pretty sus. Especially because it's exactly like something political opponents would make fun of each other for in that same time period; grossly exaggerated body traits was peak humor.
Fortunately the ponytail balances it all out.
If that's a nose, I'm a vagina.
Or more leverage, amiright?
Dude's head built like a pickaxe
Squidward vibes
I want him to lay down on his side so I can ride him like a bike.
Raymond Luxury Yacht.
You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.
It's polystyrene
This was my very first thought, when I saw this image.
Would you go on a camping holiday with me?
Literally came to the comments looking for this. š© good day
"and this isn't my nose it's a false one!"
It bloody poly styrene!!
it's just polystyrene
Youāre not so bad yourself, Conch Face. Where are you two from, Nose City?
UnexpectedMontyPython
Youāre a very silly man and Iām not going to interview you.
They say your brain automatically ignores looking at your own nose but yeah I don't know about that guy.
Looking at that nose, you know itās been in places it was never meant to be.
I can always see a slight see through outline of my nose. Thatās normal, right?
My brain doesn't do that and it drives me crazy sometimes.
Not anymore. Thanks to you
Had a big nose. got a nose job... its like night and day. I have like 1/6 more visible area per eye. my vision feels more open now.
Minecraft villagers be like
HMMMMM
Squidward IRL
Minecraft villagers sound like a bunch of squidwards.
Down bad
Huherrr
Despite the large size of his nose, Wadhouse's nostrils were underdeveloped with a single tubular nostril extending to the far tip of the nose.
So he was an anteater. An anteater in a wig.
People seem to think this is actually what his nose was like instead of a dick joke.
The italics somehow makes this incontrovertible fact, as far as Iām concerned.
Lol and his mucous was unusually yellow and watery and he released quarts a day š
This is what I needed to know. Normal nostrils and a long ahem tip, or extensive nostrilage.
So literally like a penis
The whooshes resulting from this comment are incredible.
Sir, that is a penis.
That's not his original nose, he bought that one in the olfactory down the road..
I smell a pun thread coming
oh you
āŗļøthis guyyyy
Wow that was actually really fuckin good
angryupvote
That joke really clears up the sinuses doesnāt it
Oh nose that stinks!
Get out of here Cunk.
I read your comment, kept scrolling, then had to scroll back to upvote you after I got it. Well done
Roxanne is based on Cyrano de Bergerac.
Yep. And a pretty decent modern recreation. Steve Martin's character is even named C.D. And as always, the insult scene is the most memorable part of the whole thing.
This is what I was thinking
Finally, a man able to please two women at once!
The swordfight poem scene from the 1950 Cyrano with Jose Ferrer (who I believe won Best Actor that year, very deservedly) is still one of my favorite movie scenes ever:
We all are thinking it and I'm just gonna say it.
Bet he avoided anal, though.
The 69 GOAT
Imagine if u had a nose bigger than ur dick. š
Did he? Fuck nose.....
Damn my girl never let's me do Nasal Sex :/
Literally drowning in pussy
Literally when I looked at this picture my first thought was "he has a dick-nose"
Olā f*ck face they used to called himā¦ probablyā¦
That nose definitely fucks
Sit on my face has a whole new meaning...
He could smell that pussy for days my friend
Itās very unfair when he can fuck one person and fuck another with his nose and suck a butthole while heās at it
according to comments above:
There had to be some freaks in that time
If he didn't try it at least once, that was a complete waste of a life
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I was going to say he was clearly a liar š
Ye ole dick face
Wad house is an unfortunate surname for a guy with a penis on his face. You can almost see a scrotum attached at the back
Ain't no way... Squidward irl...š±
Are you squidward now?
SQUILLIAM FANCYSON FROM BAND CLASS?!?!?
More like Barnacle Boy
Took a criminally long time to find the Squidward comment, Iām disappointed in reddit
He just wants to trade for emeralds
Hmmm. Huh? Hmmmmmm. Hm!
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I think you're onto something, but ... wouldn't that be measuring the same thing?
The actual formula is:
This was my immediate thought upon reading the title and seeing the picture - that somewhere along the line someone misunderstood that it was 7 inches from the spot beneath the middle of his brows to the tip - which is still very impressively long, but this picture seems to be measuring it from the tip to his chin or something
āHe vould haff an enormous schwanzschtĆ¼cker!ā
Frau Blucher?!
Oh sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you.
Vould you like a roll in ze hay?!
Well that goes without saying
Woof
One of our unit receptionists is from Munich. I asked her what that word meant one day. She gave me a very sharp look and got snippy. After further conversation, turns out that is a nonsense word and she though I said Schwanzlutscher, which means ācocksuckerā.
Wie die Nase eines Mannes, so auch sein Johannes.
The least popular guy at the cocaine party
Another commenter mentioned he had an underdeveloped nasal passage, just one nostril at the tip of his nose. Iād love to watch this dude rip lines like an anteater.
āWelcome to the Velvet Roomā
Piano sound
Looking for someone to say it
Disappointed I had to scroll this far down to find this. My first thought when I saw it.
Velvet room music slaps
It took this fucking far down the page for this weebass reply. Reddit is losing its touch.
You think he could smell crime?
If so we need to make a movie where he's played by Dolph Lundgren
Possibly also runs around like a hound.
...crriiiiimmee
WHAT IF HIS HEAD WAS JUST ONE GIANT NOSE!!! One giant nose on Dolph Lundgrens boooodddy, write that down
In the 69 my humpty noseāll tickle your rear
I get laid by the ladies, who know I'm in charge
Came to the comments to make CERTAIN someone name checked Humpty Hump.
Yeah my nose is big. Big like a pickle.
Wonder if he ever got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
If that's a nose, I'm a vagina.
Now youāre fucked
It's pretty explicit huh š
Alright pussy
A vagina named Crutley. Blech...
Meet Thomas Wadhouse, known for coining the phrase āsit on my face.ā
If this dude was around today he could be a millionaire in a year.
huh...also known as Thomas Wedders, said to be "an idiot" i.e.: mentally handiicapped.
From all that I'm guessing he did not look like the Ripley's recreation in the OP pic. Probably a little more deformed looking.
His parents were siblings which explains the genetic issues. He never had a chance.
An old publication called The Strand really ripped him by saying he was born without brains
Did Google translate write that article? That was awful
This site is a copy/paste of his vandalized wiki page before it was fixed.
Decided to keep looking into this and came across this and did a double take at the name lol
Would you rather have a penis sized nose or a nose sized penis.
Jokes on you i already do
I smell bullshit
Even without the puns, there is no way this is true.
Looked up the largest recorded nose today and itās ~3.5 inches. So this guy would have to have the over double the nose length
HĆ© could smell bullshit from a mile away!!
Yeah this sounds pretty sus. Especially because it's exactly like something political opponents would make fun of each other for in that same time period; grossly exaggerated body traits was peak humor.
Donāt believe this
Epic phonk walk intensifies
This is the comment I was looking for, I knew I couldnāt be the only person who thought of Dr. Livesy immediately.
I shit you not, beneath this pic I got an ad for Breathe right nasal strips
What is actually happening here? Tumor? Growth? Random genetic mishap? Do the nostrils extend all the way to the tip?? I have so many questionsā¦
I'm searching for the actual answer too.
A nose that turned a 69 into a spit roast. Thank the gods he isn't around to do porn (sorry nose dick fetishists).
Apology accepted.
This dude could eat ass with his 7.5ā nose in the pussy. Fucking legend
Snout deep in puss, he was
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Penose
You beat me by seconds.
Dr.Livesey
I thought someone made a real life render of Dr livesey when I saw the pic
There it is!
"The word rum... and word death, means the same thing to you. Do you understand?"
Bet he tells people. Itās 8
I BET THIS DUDE COULD SMELL FARTS FROM NEXT WEEKS LUNCH
One happy wife there!!
Always had a gf.
I believe his real name was Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Pronounced āThroatwobbler Mangroveā.
Lord Magnus dick nose the 4th at your service
Something tells me he was popular with the ladies.
I hope he brought his own cocaine, I ain't sharing with him.
I came for the comments only
You think he ever?
Yes. I think he ever. How could he not?
This is that one mf from muppets.
I was wondering when someone was gonna remember Gonzo xD All these kids with Squidward and Minecraft on their minds... OG bignose will always be Gonzo
I just realized, Muppets could totally do a Cyrano de Bergerac parody with Gonzo.
Squilliam Fancyson! Not you again...
U KNO LADIES KEPT ASKIN AN I GUARANTEE HE TRIED AT LEAST ONCE
Nosejob just got a whole different meaning
Bro looks like hes about to give 2 carrots for an emerald
I heard he was a real dickhead.
you know what they say about guy with big noses
Big sneezes š¤§
What? They tell a lot of lies?! Lol š
Nose in the pink, tongue in the stink
This comment shocks me.
If he nose banged chicks, you think he ever contracted Snyffffilis?
Give a whole new definition of āsit on my faceā!
Popular with the ladiesā¦
Wouldn't be surprised if this is how 'sit on my face' originated
This man had to be the king of 69ing
Penis
69 champion
DontPutThatInYourVag
He definitely did some face fucking in his life
Quagmire
He looks like the kind of guy that would trade 2 emeralds for a single carrot
Between that nose, his tongue, hands, and a dick heās a quadruple threat. Or quadruple challenge, depending on how you look at it.
Uh, do the Hump-D-Hump!
mildlypenis
I trust OP realizes that Roxanne was also an adaptation of another story about another big nosed polymath infatuated with a woman named Roxanne.
Was his wife keen on facesitting?
Igor Persona
Persona Igor
Evolution is fuckin weird man. A mutation made his nose so long for no reason at all to see if something would come out of it.
Ok but do you think he everā¦ya knowā¦? He HAS to have, right?
Yes...... 7.5 inch ~~~~~ ānoseā lol
Real life Squidward
Must have been one hell of a brown noser