What’s the female equivalent of being a “tits or ass” man?

What I’ve learned from these comments is that I should never ever worry about what a woman will think about my body, and just do the things I like with it, because no one cares about or agrees on everything

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pretty much applies to life in general, no matter what you do, you will never please everyone. best to do whatever you want, care-free

Yep.

Pretty much. We like what we like and unlike men are less pressured to pretend we like things we don't to be accepted as performing our gender correctly.

Buns or guns?

Happy cake day

Clever girl

Forearms/arms or butt.

Like... Big Popeye forearms?

Oooo this one. I like forearms with the cable-like muscles that ripple around when he moves his fingers and a tight, round hiney.

Calves is a super male thing to notice on a guy in my experience. I’ve had dozens of dudes compliment me on my calves but never by a girl! Maybe my calves are just homoerotic

Guns or buns!

Shoulders and ass/legs

Oof, I have deformed shoulders and a flat ass

You ordering KFC?

Legs. OMG I love my husbands legs!

In what sense shoulders? Big, or far apart, or defined?

Shoulders/chest and ass/legs. I am a shoulders/chest fan myself 🤤 the shape of the collarbone, the slope of the shoulders, the muscles of the shoulders, the nipples... Yeah I'd say that's easily as enticing and distracting to me as a boob man seeing tits.

Girl, I am so with you on the shoulders. I can’t believe it’s this far down. I’m not sure what my “or” would be though.

It's a good neck area for me. I could just stare at a dang neck and dream about running fingers over it.

Ooooh- the divot under the adams apple

Welp, found the vampire on Reddit. 😶

Makes me wants to NOM on it!!!

I stare and dream about biting and licking it.

I've heard women mention forearms and more rarely calves.

Calves for the win my guy !!

I love forearms, but they’ve got to have nice hair Edit to say nice hair on the arms.🙂

As a man who maxes out the calf machine at the gym, I feel seen.

I love the calves-my husband has really nice legs.

My calves are my best feature next is my right arm then hair.

Yes to forearms!

I'm an ass woman. I love a guy with a big round butt!

I married a Frenchwoman.

My wife only loves me for my booty.

Ngl I love my gym but a big BIG part of why I stuck around at first was the fact that it’s mostly dudes and shapely muscular bottoms grow on trees there

my sister once told me she was tired of getting asked out by guys 15 years older than her at work that were "all gut no butt".

Daddy got back

“I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other sisters can’t deny—when a man walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get s p r u n g “

I have a big round butt. Just everything else is round too. 🤣🤣

I’m a straight man, sometimes I see a man in a well fitted suit or dress pants and I think “good for you”

I'm also an ass woman, but the ass doesn't have to be big! I love a cute soft bubble butt.

Is this like a pegging thing or do you just like ass?

PAWG (Phat Ass White Guy)

Juicy

What about a little round butt? Asking for a friend

I have a flat ass and my wife says she loves it and sometimes when I walk by she says “give me that flat ass” and then smacks it

Facial hair or none. I think generally straight women will prefer one or the other.

I can't say I prefer one over the other because it depends on the guy. I dated a guy with a lot of facial hair and it was adorable, but I have exes who are clean shaven and picturing them with facial hair is a no go

Ditto chest hair. Some men can carry it off, some can’t.

I’m a no facial hair gal but I like a little hair on the chest and a treasure trail.

I'm a beard slut. I think beards are so sexy (on 98%of men anyway)

They've done studies on this and it's whichever is less common. If beards are common in your area women generally prefer clean shaven and vise versa they think it had to do with diversity or distinction from the norm

This is true. I hate a bare face. I like 'em scruffy.

Beards make me wet

That isn't really a viable comparison to tits or ass. Generally, men like tits AND ass, just have a preference to one.

A beard can look nice, but damn i dont want a guy to have one, stubble hurts, like sand paper on my coochie

What I keep learning from every thread about bodies is that ass is for everyone.

I second this!

the great unifier

Big shoulders or strong forearms.

For me its my mans beard and he aso has nice hands. It doesnt hurt that he has a QUALITY ass too

What is a QUALITY ass?

What do you consider "nice" for hands?

Rolled up sleeves or tank top.

Rolled up sleeves ALL THE WAY

Veins!

To be fair as a straight guy, rolled up sleeves on a well fitting dress shirt on a guy with suspenders makes me feel things.

Agreed. My gf loves rolled up sleeves when I'm wearing a button up flannel shirt.

It's great reading all these and having none of them

No neck, no hands, no shoulders, no forearms, no calves, no butt, no appendages, planes, curves, facial hair, veins or personality traits?

I feel you....

I always heard women talk about "baseball butts", specifically about my male baseball playing friends. Most attention I've gotten has solely been on my arms, and that's been another male feature I've heard my female friends mention a lot. So my vote is Arms and Ass

These women need to watch more hockey

I play baseball and the girls at my school always stair at our butts during our games when we wear baseball pants. I tailored my pants so it’s tight up there haha. Baseball players also work the glutes and legs more than any other muscles on the body so that helps with the firm booty hahaha.

have those women seen Sean Murphy

Hands

You need to start an "OnlyHands"

This makes me want to see your hands haha.

I don't know about the size thing and I don't care.

Pic!

Pic of your hands, for research purposes

Killer Queen!

I didn't know that was a thing! It could explain some odd interactions I've had with women about my hands over the years.

Pic please.

Fit or dadbod

Dadbod is just bears for straight people

It’s called a father figure

See I can get behind this cuz I’m more on the dadbod spectrum and have no abs. Or arms. Shit…..

Arms or abs maybe?

FUCK. I got neither. Would you accept anxiety and credit card debt?

Oh oh! And the Adonis belt.

Oh yes, i think this is the one.

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Shoulders, hands, thighs. Admittedly it's not really and either/or for me. I'm bi, and I think both tits AND ass are great. Man butts too. Really any gender of butts, boobs, shoulders, thighs, and hands. People are hot lol

What a great comment! People ARE hot!

Finally, a thighs person! I'm all here for strong backs, arms and thighs.

Boobs are cool

I’m a meatgazer, especially when they are in grey lounge pants/ sweats or 501 button fly jeans. Damn! Anyway…. I also check out hands.

Pecker Checker

What do you look for in meat?

I’m literally sitting here on my couch in gray sweat pants with no underwear, and no shirt, and my wife is staring at my crotch. So, you’re not alone, I guess…

Rip growers

This is grower erasure and I won’t stand for it

What if the dude's vegan/vegetarian?

I love a sexy set of quads on a man with a nice booty. Fellas, never skip leg day!

Reminds me of this dude who was really fat but his legs were the legs of gods cuz they had to support his top half lmao

Same!!! Big thick quads. . .

In my experience women have a wierd thing for backs and calves.

They must like seeing you walk away

I’ve been married to my guy for 12 years and I STILL look at his calves when he’s in shorts.

Backs/shoulders for me. Or nice forearms.

Mmmm latissimus dorsi.

My wife said if I ever tattoo my calf's she's divorcing me.

Money or funny.

Funny gets the fanny

I'm funny and wealthy

Accurate

I'd love to see a poll on this. I'm team funny.

Being a "tits or ass" woman.

Came here to comment this

Dick bulge or butt

RIP Growers

Really? I have a weirdly positioned dick that just naturally makes a very noticeable bulge. Ive always been really insecure about it. But you're saying that's a positive?

Left nut or right nut

Well, one is always hanging over the other.

It's chest or butt. Face always wins tho

we enjoy a nice ass on a man too

I'm a sucker for a well-balanced upper body. Good shoulders, decent but not overdone pecs, and sculpted arms. Abs are also nice.

So, a fit guy.

I’m a sucker for a big, fat ass cock.

Rip inbox

Like a vestigial tail?

This comment is genuine but also was made for the replies and I am not disappointed.

What the hell is an ass cock

But how does one find a “big, fat ass cock” it’s not like they’re all that visible most of the time? Is there something I’m missing

As always I shift the hyphenation over one place. Ass-cock.

Eyes and a nice smile. Ummm my eyes are up here Karen

I've had the most creepy compliments from women about my eyes.

Yes, it’s the eyes! For me I don’t care much about the color. I like emotional eyes that can be both soft/sweet and intense/sexy. At different times of course. A nice smile is also a plus. One that shows great hygiene and radiates across the person’s entire face.

My wife said hands. Interesting

Eyelashes or hands :)

Testosterone actually makes eyelashes (well, hair in general) fuller and longer so men tend to have naturally nicer eyelashes than women

Are eyelashes really a thing? I have really long ones

I reckon it's abs or arms

I had many girls talk about my ass specially if they seen me in Briefs lol. Don’t be fooled fellah’s Woman are way more perverted than guys. True story

he speaks the truth, hide your cheeks gentlemen.

I will literally leap over our coffee table to grab my mans cheeks. It’s so unfair that he’s got a dump truck and I’m flat as a board, but at least one of us gets to enjoy seeing some boootay

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What is it about line cooks?

That's very specific! check ✅️, new job search LINE COOK

That last one is so spot on! I love line cook energy, Bourdain was the perfect example of this- aside from being physically gorgeous.

I love a strong back and wide shoulders

Fit but dumb or funny but nerdy.

what if theyre fit and nerdy?

Cock or balls girl.

The way muscles ripple and bulge in a forearm. Makes my vagina drool.

Armsssssssss

im a woman but i’m gay so still tits

I'm a woman but bi so tits & forearms

Gray sweatpants or suit and tie

Height or hung?

Back or chest? Chest hair or no? Knees or elbows???

I’ve a guy and I’ve gotten compliments on my ass everyone likes an ass

Arms or abs

Hair/ hands (i know strange this is just for me personally. Hands are such a big deal to me LOL)

More than one woman has complimented my shoulders, which I guess helps make up for having a face for radio.

My wife always said she really likes my hands because there kinda big and I have long fingers.

Forearms or shoulders

I just uploaded a video of me doing one leg jump ropes and most of the replies from women were about my ass jiggling.. I didn’t even notice either 😂😂

Arms/torso for me. I like strong arms and I like to cuddle so let me koala hold you lol

Not a woman, but some of my girl friends were talking about liking mens forearms and thighs

I'm really disappointed nobody said "I'm a dick chick"

I love me some big balls

The fact that there is no universal equivalent should tell you about how simple minded us dudes are in comparison.

What guys are into is way more diverse than the Ass or Tits question makes us seem. Some guys like legs, some like wide hips, some are like really really into women's feet if you can believe it.

Arms or chest

I have always had a thing for redheads, and I married one. Not sure if it matters the gender on this one!

All of my wife’s exes are redheads. I asked her if I should be worried since I’m not a redhead. She said no, redheads have a certain personality and your personality is like that. I have no idea what that means but that’s fine by me!

Cock or wallet

"Wang or Wallet"

Sweatpants season.

Taint or anus

My online dating profiles are all wrong for this 😔

Being a tits or ass woman obviously

Forearm or clavicle?

Biceps or butt.

Size queen

Arms, Abs, Ass. Triple A

Arm veins or abdominal region

“Are you a cock or a balls gal?”

Abs or ass girl?

I’m a sucker for a handsome face on a guy

Tits and ass still apply

Checking and Savings

Women just like everything about you if you are kind lol

Are you a length or girth woman?

Cut or uncut