What fetish is a “nope” for you?

I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do Scat)

I’ll try anything twice. Except for scat, sounding, and cbt. (And I don’t mean cognitive behavioral therapy)

Upvoted for my man meat loaf.

Don't know what it's called but when a domanatrix in heels stomps on your scrotum

What the fuck! I’m a girl and felt this in my balls.

Cock and ball torture.

You're cool with it as long as she's in combat boots or tennis shoes, eh?

Sitting in a pie and wiggling around. Especially if asked to cry while sitting in said pie.

Ah, the ol’ squat cobbler

What led to you discovering this

Just a man...on his own...f-fully clothed. The world is a rich tapestry, my friends

Is that really porn? I’d argue that that’s what makes it an artistic piece for a very generous patron

On the bright side its a great way to make money so i can buy a killer new hummer!

why did it take so long for me to see this comment? 🤣

Despite my username, feces

Same

Im down for most anything but any sort of defecation

Feces and vomit

Sounding

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Findom. Getting off on giving someone all your money to the point of financial ruin.

Where would I find someone who has this fetish? I’m totally happy to help them fulfill this

I saw this word and immediately thought "There's a fetish for being dominated by Finnish people?"

Is there a way to contact the government and clarify that I don't have this fetish?

Divorce.

I'm not one to kinkshame but this one is definitely a turn off.

Scat

Lmao please tell me someone remembers the story here on Reddit where the guy thought he wanted to get shit on, arranged all of it, and only realized as he was literally in the process of being shit on that he really didn’t like the fetish like he thought he would? People are so gross haha

Scatbedabadeepop

That shit is crazy

I knew a stripper who would get paid good money to shit on a glass table while the guy watched from underneath.

Anything I do to a toilet I won't do to another person or allow another person to do to me.

Not into dead goldfish huh? You do you.

so cleaning your gf with clorox wipes is off the table😂

Luckily I pee in the shower ;)

You’ve never jerked off on the toilet?

no crossword puzzles then?

When I was recovering from a self-inflicted injury, I briefly dated someone who told me that he has a “suicide victim fetish” and acted on it multiple times. By “briefly dated,” I mean it ended after he told me this.

hope you are doing better

I was dating a girl who self harmed. She asked me to cut her while going down on her. I declined then held her as she cried. Was a weird night

"Wouldn't it be so hot if you hadn't stopped hurting yourself" is maybe not the take I want from a partner lol

Urethra play. It's a visceral reaction from my part even if I understand it's appeal.

I shivered reading this.

My ex wanted to try to do that to me. She kept trying to put a nail in it or a pencil. I said fuck no and dumped her real quick

i can’t not stand to even think about it like it makes my spine tingle

So shortly after high school, me and a few friends rented a beach house in Virginia for a week. While there, we decided to go to this huge sex shop, since we lived in bumfuck nowhere and didn't have shit like that around us. It was fun to look at everything. And they had this huge section with swords, knives, etc. Idk why, but they did. Right next to this section was another counter, and my friend walks up to the counter and asks the lady "Is that a lockpicking set?" Figured it was still part of the edgy kid stuff. This lady says with a totally straight face, "Honey, those are urethral stretchers." I fucking lost it, my friends face was sheer horror.

The boys?

Poop. My body doesn't want it, why should I?

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

I had an ex that was deeply religious. One time she mentioned blood play, I was hesitant of course but asked her to elaborate. She said it'd because "Jesus is in the blood" and it would bring us closer together under god or some such. The blood part was enough of a turn off without bringing god into the bedroom

The unfun threesome

There is the fetish I didn't know I didn't like. Bringing God into it.

Yeah but if she was goth I bet that shit would be sick asf

This definitely doesn't sound cult-y and blood ritual-ly at all

Poop. I'll eat a clean ass, but I've come across some fucked up poop kinks here in the deeper, darker annals of Reddit.

Deeper darker annals. Heh.

Anything involving animals, crushing things, piss blood and shit is a big nono for me

CBT

People looking to try Cognitive Behavioral Therapy need to read the fine print

I'm pretty masochistic but this is also on my nope list. I don't mind light playing down there, but I'm afraid of permanent damage if that play is too intense, and also the line between "that was surprising and painful, but still light enough to be fun" and "holy fuck that was too much, I'm done for now" is incredibly thin.

From Wikipedia the free encyclopedia

when they ask you to cover yourself in dirt and wiggle around on the floor in your underwear. i don't know what it's called, but it's happened three separate times now and i just don't get the appeal

AND WHY DONT WE EVER PLAY NIGHTCRAWLERS ANYMORE

Sir who are you sleeping with? What kinds of people are these? Are you fucking earthworms?

This is we get asked would we still love her if she were a worm.

…three?

Lol, three times? Whaa...

Wtf is that a Worm kink

With the repetition, you need to question who you’re hanging out with.

Um...when did that become a thing?

How tf has that happened to you 3 times and this is the first time I've ever heard of it? Dude I think you just hang around weird people.

Literally everything already in this thread

Lol yes. I am discovering a lot of new things I hate.

Was getting heavy with a pretty girl & she took her bra off. I'm thinking SCORE and I'm rock hard raring to go.

My ex had a major navel fetish. Like it was just confusing because pretty much everything else was normal sexually, except she basically needed me to finger her belly button to um...arrive.

AHHHHHHHH WHAT

I feel like this would definitely ruin the mood for me, but only because I’d be laughing so hard. Like wtf even is that? People really are strange creatures.

This was probably the most unexpected one of all. Holy shit nope!

NO

How do I delete someone else’s account?

Anything to do with piss , shit , or blood. Big nope for me.

please don't pee on me but like...if you wanna try in the shower i guess i can pee on you.

With piss there is at least something to get behind. But Shit and blood both is highly infectious, so big nope for me.

For me it’s spit honestly.

Food don't you touch my damn food

I do find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all salted, cured meats.

“Really?? In front of my salad??” Lol this made me think of that video

Joey doesn’t share food!

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I’d be scared if my first time with a partner included that. Like, I don’t feel safe if escaping wouldn’t be possible.

Incest or testicle crushing/destruction

I feel like testicle destruction could really only happen once per person.

yeah some people are really into cock and ball torture

I walked in on my exwife looking at balltorture. Big fuckin nope from me

Scat (and by extension farting) and emeto, I literally don’t see the appeal

I don't even wanna search what emeto is

I watched an episode of south park where Randy was googling Brazilian fart porn and I’m like no way that’s a thing ! Googled it and what do you know.

I guess I'm pretty open minded with fetishes. If it gets my partner off, I'm fair game. With the exception of crushing my testicles and fisting my asshole.

What about fisting your testicles and crushing your asshole?

Don't know what you're missing out on regarding the last part. You could experience Satori!

Manure fetish. There’s a subreddit dedicated to people swimming in huge pools of animal manure. They also consume said manure and put it inside their bodies. I wish I was joking.

Swimming in it?! I come from a farming community and its drilled into you to stay tf away from the lagoon bc thats basically surefire way to drown.

Morbid curiosity..

Worse is the septic tank swimmers.

Omg, gross, where?

This is Biff's nightmare. He hates manure.

Too funny. Read something on reddit just yesterday about how 3 guys in Ohio died from fumes while inside of manure pit trying to fix a pump. Looked it up and it was from Aug 2021. Mind you, it isn't funny that they died, just an odd coincidence that there are people who have this fetish.

Listen, I’m traditional. All I need is a woman, and a man, a woman in a clown mask, a bottle of jelly, 36 mushroom caps, nude picture of bea Arthur, a black and white camera and a few extremely ill-tempered Snapping turtles.

Bea Arthur?

Animal crush. I don’t get how anyone could get sexual pleasure from seeing a kitten (or any animal) getting crushed to death. It’s disgusting and barbaric

Cbat

This is the first one I disagree with. Nothing gets me harder than music that sounds like a dog toy getting stuck in a laser printer.

But that rhythm tho…

2 years! That poor woman.

No no no. You misread the prompt. It was “What fetish is a “nope” for you?” Not “what is the absolute supreme banger to crush milfs to”. I hope this clears things up.

This is officially the first Reddit inside joke that I actually saw the OG post for in real time

What’s that

cutting off my penis so that others may cook and eat it

It wasn't even cooked properly. What a waste.

That’s not a fetish, it’s a delicacy

Human toilet

what

If you sort by controversial, there is an epic feet VS anti-feet war happening

Are feet really that controversial in the midst of scat, vomit, blood and sounding fetishes? Really??

Coconuts

Surprised only one person mentioned this. That stuff still gives me nightmares

Sigh. Reddit will always find a way to bring this up lmao. Thanks for the images.

You sick fucks made me bookmark this for new urban dictionary terms. I hate myself

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agreed. i have daddy issues as much as the next but i can’t muster up the courage to call another man daddy. especially since i call my father daddy

I’ve never understood the incest role play. Why would you want to imagine fucking a family member?

I remember there was a post about a study of the psychology of it a while back and apparently many people with this don't picture their own family but like the idea of other families disconnected from them.

I think it has more to do with the implicit closeness than it does with a specific real sibling.

The good news is that Freud has written several volumes on this that you can reference.

Blood

Considering all the blood borne illnesses this is wise

Government sex! I hate being fucked by the Government!

And I never consented to it

Sounding. Fuck RIGHT off with that

For anyone who does/wants to try this, make sure you get a real sounding tool. Something that is easy to sanitize, as that is very important to do beforehand, and will not break or get lost inside.

This isn't a fetish so much as just a generic sexual act, but NO ANAL.

See, I didn't like it because I wasn't a fan of the sensation. Then I went back to school for something medical related and that demolished any kindling interest I may have had.

I read somewhere that theres an uprise in women going to the ER because many partners watch porn, get involved without proper precautions to led up to said butt hole activities, then end up with tears

What a coincidence. Being a retail worker has also made me scared of assholes.

Holding hands before marriage.

What the fuck is wrong with those people?

I have a funny story about this. We were newly engaged and walking down the sidewalk, holding hands. My husband-to-be asked if I was in any debt, and I told him about my student loans and credit cards. He dropped my hand.

Okay yeah that's disgusting🤮

We should ban this

Anything R Kelly is into.

Puke.

I’ve gotten head from A LOT of different girls and never have any of them requested to literally gag.

Anything with poop. I remember reading a story on Reddit a few years ago about this girl who wanted to poop on a guys chest. I don’t have the link or anything but it stuck with me and I wish it hadn’t.

There's no way to say this without sounding judgemental, but I swear it's not intended to be that way.

Anything that involves fists.

I was eating out my girlfriend and started fingering her while doing it. Just two fingers...then she asked for three. Eventually she grabbed my hand with both her hands and pulled my entire hand in up to the wrist. My hand wasn't in a fist...more like fingers extended. When I realized what had happened I was just thinking holy shit this is crazy. She eventually said "thanks I've always wanted to try that". Married her. That never happened again tho.

Not sure what it's called but the one where your partner choke you to a near death experience during sex. One of the best feelings along with the worse feelings at the same time is a nope

erotic asphixyation i think?

Smash porn, weird people standing on an animals (didn't believe it was such thing until a barefoot Asian woman was standing on puppies killing them)..... death penalty.

Wtf

They said makes you “nope”, not “makes you want to film a snuff movie of your own”.

Beastiality

The Boeing PR department is sweating right now.

Knife play.

Yea see I’ve been stabbed so that’s also a no go for me

I'll see you and raise by poop knife play.

2 girls and 1 cup. NOPE!

It makes me proud that to this day I have never seen 2 girls 1 cup

Knew someone who was into inflation, never unseeing that google search

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I’ll never lick another ear canal ever again

She has this cheerleader fantasy (which is a common one) but I'm not comfortable wearing the outfit

Dressing up as Elon Musk and making bird noises.

I laughed so loudly at this I caught the side eye from a stranger. Worth it.

Scat and blood

I think urine, feces, and vomit are an easy answer to this. While it's true that that's a nope for me, nobody is learning anything from this answer. Nobody is thinking "oh, interesting point". Likewise with consent or age stuff.

Out of all the answers, this is my favorite.

Balloon fetishist here. (there are dozens of us! Dozens!!!)

Gunplay. There was this one chick I was talking to, things were heating up and one night we were sexting and swapping pics, and the topic of fetishes came up, and she had said one of her biggest ones was having a gun held to her head during the act, and I noped tf out. Gun safety is serious, and bringing firearms into sex just seems like a quick way to getting carried away and have a life changing and life ending accident happen.

Just had to google scat - what is wrong with these people

"I thought scat porn was a bitch going skee-bee-dee-doo-wop on the dick.

Hahaha. Don't google an Alabama Hotpocket whatever you do.

Scat, gore, blood and Cuckholding

Not me but a friend explained to me a girl who like to pretend she was a cat before/after/during sex. Like she would wear a collar, drink milk from a dish, meow. I personally didn’t see an issue with this, but he was immediately turned off.

Pet play

Hmm seems interesting, so if I scratch her back she shoves her butt in my face? Finally a cat that I’ll enjoy this behaviour from.

Scat fetish. And anything involving infant roleplay. It gives me the creeps, and makes me wanna throw up

People with the kink of being shamed, you disgusting sub human garbage

Scat, golden shower, incest roleplay

Do not hit me during sex. I will hit you back!

yes! hate how hitting/choking has become a "default" move without the consent chat.

Fisting.

Human hand puppet.

Fisting. I can’t even see a still photo of it without gagging.

Being covered in latex and sitting in a bath full of milk 🙃 I still don't know if that was a joke or not

Slapping a woman’s face during sex. I mean I’ll literally slap anything on her body but seeing those red marks on cheeks just makes me feel abusive. Edit: anywhere but the face.

Yup, had a girlfriend that loved all the rough stuff. Asked me to slap her one night, as soon as I did it she totally shut down. Was hot in theory (I guess, I was doing it for her), but did not work in reality

spitting in mouths, not a fan

Considering some of the other stuff listed, this seems pretty tame - especially as kissing is basically transfering spit between mouths.

Cbt