What would be your role in an orgy?

  1. Anyone else getting that classroom trauma and anxiety over when the teacher says 'ok everyone get into pairs' and you're looking about realising you're invisible. So in this case I guess I'm the person milling about looking for a partner but otherwise still alone and wishing I was somewhere else.

  2. I was "the quiet kid", so I often ended up alone in situation like these. Luckily for me, I also was the smartest is the class and hated team work, so I almost always did any given task the best. I was proud of my loneliness. But now that I say that, it sounds kinda sad...

  3. I'm going to have to shut this down if you won't stop doing that in the egress. Everyone! Standing sex only in the doorways! Keep your money shots out of the walkways! That's your only warning!

  4. Based on these answers a reddit orgy would just be a bunch of guys squirting water and sports drinks into each other's mouth. No fucking going on at all

  5. No I found 3 bottoms. So add 2 horny people looking for tops and a naked woman tied to a table to the hydration fest going on.

  6. My lords, ladies and gentlemen. May I present his eminence Cumbubble55 and his charming wife NorrisMcSquirter.

  7. Odd groups left, even groups right. 1, 3, 5, 7 left. 2, 4, 6, 8 right. Groups 7 and 8 are welp groups. Alright listen the fuck up. You are going to dps very, very slowly...

  8. I think I’d be doing this. But also be the hype man like a coach before the 4th quarter. YOU MAY NOT BE THE BIGGEST BUT GODDAMN IT YOURE THE BEST. YOU WERE MADE FOR THIS. ALL OR YOUR ANCESTORS ARE BEHIND YOU CHEERING YOU ON. THIS IS IT, NO SLOWING DOWN, SHES ABOUT TO FUCKING CUM. BRING IT HOME AND SEND HER INTO A COMA.

  9. I need Gatorade a lot of lube, I’m down. But one or more of these railers gonna need to bathe and feed me after. Plus cuddles lots of cuddles.

  10. Buddy and his gf were swingers. I was over there one afternoon playing Madden with him and all of these people start showing up. Bringing food, drinks, etc. I ignore it until it finally dawned on me. I gave him a look and just grinned and slowly shook his head yes. He was a good dude for wanting me to get laid, but it just wasn't my scene. I begged out after a few drinks and honestly no one was really tickling my undercarriage.

  11. I had a friend, her and her boyfriend, that went to an orgy. There were about 30 people there and man did it sound organized. The last person showed up, everyone put their keys in a bowl at the front door, they locked the front door and the orgy started. She said in about 30 seconds, everyone was naked and fucking in the living room. Both of them climbed out a window to leave.

  12. Same here. Happily married and not really interested in participating in an orgy..but sure I'd have a great time behind the camera, figuring out the lighting, finding interesting angles, dodging jizz, wiping bodily fluids off my gear... I've had worse gigs.

  13. I was in ROTC in college. The unit had orgy one night and word got out. The officers came down harsh on it. A lot of people kicked out. A lot of people had to pay back their scholarships. I am not sure which was more insulting,

  14. For real. But it's great to know there's a robust support staff of cleaners, cheerleaders, towel providers, hydration experts and soccer moms complete with orange slices.

  15. Came here to say it - I’d be fuckin. Like I’d hop out to hydrate/snack/towel off but if I’m at an orgy I’d be fuckin. If you think about it it’s really just being a good guest

  16. The one googling how to actually do rope bondage correctly while flogging the guy in the gimp suit.

  17. And here we stand today, in remembrance of OP's inbox, which suffered a fatal DDOS attack on the 17th of August 2022 by horny teenage Redditors and massive creeps, wanting them to become their very own 'bottom slut'.

  18. I'm the dude squirting Gatorade in people's mouths, giving them advice and hyping them up, kinda like an orgy version of a boxing corner man.

  19. “You’re getting too winded out there. Remember hands on her hips. Lean in on her. Rest thrust breathe repeat. Gotta keep oxygen and blood flowing. Get her to the ground let her get on top of you. Ground control is critical this round. Now get out there. “

  20. I’ve always wondered about this. The “sex smell” can be pretty strong after just 2 people do the deed. Just how damn strong is that smell when you get a room full of people boning all over the place???

  21. When I’m nervous, I get IBS flares. I’d be stuck in the bathroom, waiting for my stomach to settle and reading the back of their shampoo bottles.

  22. I'm Ray-Von, your DJ for this evening! Be aware there is a Mazda with it's lights on in the car park. Next up, careless whisper!

  23. Yup. This is where my skill set lays. I’ll also need a clipboard with refractory periods so I know when someone is ready to go again. Gotta build breaks into the schedule!

  24. Referee, not because I don't think I'm attractive enough to be involved, but more because someone needs to be the referee, and my disabled ass is not gonna handle that much dick.

  25. Concierge. Check coats and clothes for secure storage, hand out bottles of water and wet-wipes, restock accessories.

  26. I sit fully clothed on the couch watching whatever is on the living room TV eating chips. Every so often I stand up like I've lost the remote and rummage through the piles of bodies on the couch looking for it.

  27. This actually kind of happened to me when I was 19/20. My room mates had a bunch of friends over for a "party" and it got wild, not really an "orgy" just kind of a sex party. But I had no idea what was going on and just thought "this is how they get down around here" and sat on the sofa eating and drinking. Every once in a while someone would get done fucking and we'd play beer pong or quarters for a bit before they went back to banging someone. Had no idea this party was held for the explicit purpose of people banging each other.

  28. Based on what happened during the one orgy I was kind of part of... The toy/party favor. Everyone gets a turn enjoying some part of me while I'm restrained and can do nothing but let the others use me. Although I would maybe ask to have a cloth gag or something, just to make sure nobody puts anything into my mouth that they aren't willing to have accidentally bit off.

  29. I'll rail everyone willing and get railed by everyone willing, till I get tired 😂 Rehydrate and eat then go back in

  30. I can't. I'm not an orgy guy. Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

  31. I was thinking I'd be the one checking STD testing, making sure everyone's signed consent forms etc. I was always the one in college that had jars of condoms in my room. We can team up. Safety orgy!

  32. 🌸 Wallflower Picker: I go around the room and chat the introverts who need an extrovert to initiate play or meeting people.

  33. Traditionally it’s been either fingering other women or playing with their breasts while a woman goes down on her. I only do gay orgies though so that’s like half the jobs aside from one’s turn getting fucked

  34. Historically speaking, I'm the base if the pile at most orgies I've been to, though I'd rather be the head mistress. I give great head.

  35. I was in an orgy once, and I was so nervous that I couldn’t get hard. So I actually slipped out and went to another room to jerk off to my kink porn on my phone. Then came back and actually participated!

  36. Caregiver, If someone gets overwhelmed, I take them aside and give them water and play with their hair (or whatever else they need) until they can relax again, and hopefully rejoin the party when they're ready.

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