What is the most unmoanable name you can think of?

  1. True story. I used to have a bet with my (adult, married) friends. The first person to say Beetlejuice 3X while cumming in their wife won.

  2. Ha! I have a friend who has what see calls the "Herb rule". She can't date anyone that she'd be embarrassed to moan their name during sex. Herb being the prototypical name.

  3. A friend told me their dad's name is Plunkett. Who tf looks at their beautiful new-born baby boy and thinks 'Plunkett. It's perfect'.

  4. Plunkett sounds like an onomatopoeia for giving birth to a guy named Plunkett. He plunketted right out of that womb.

  5. I met someone named Nausea (name was on an application.) I did my best to tactfully ask how to pronounce it and she said "It's Nausea, just like when you have to throw up."

  6. A romance book that I love has the male lead named Cletus, and I have no idea how the author pulled off sexy times but she did.

  7. I imagine everyone entering this thread has done a quick search to make sure their name is not listed anywhere, right?

  8. Dude is so gonna change his name to the most generic thing he can think of. I would have said John or Matt but with the generation he's going to be in probably Liam or Aiden.

  9. Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke.

  10. Thanks for this. I always remembered this as Tikki-Tikki-Tembo No Problemo...knew it wasn't right, but Google wasn't around and Ask Jeeves didn't give a shit.

  11. My grandmother's name was Mildred and I agree. Though she was able to have 5 kids so I guess it wasn't that big of an issue?

  12. Forget moanable, who names a person “Crispin”? Sounds like the name of a chicken restaurant) “Crispin Chicken”)

  13. OHHHH UUUUVVVVVVUUUVUUUUWEEEWEEEE OONNNNYEEETEEENYEEEENYEEEVWEEEEE UUUGHWEEEMUUUUUHWEEEM OOOSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

  14. Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke

  15. OH, Please go harder, Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke!

  16. Jeremy. I've never met a Jeremy that wasn't an absolute slimeball and I can't imagine that any of them would ever hear moaning.

  17. Funny story this reminded me of. Back in seventh grade we had a two or three day class trip to somewhere in the Blue Ridge Mountains if I remember correctly. One night we’re all in the bunk area just goofing around being 13-year-old boys as per usual. Our chaperone was our pre-algebra teacher who was trying to get us to shut up and be quiet so we could go to bed. After like the second or third time he yelled at us to be quiet and go to sleep we finally do. We all get into our bunkbeds and stuff like that, and after a solid 30 or 45 seconds we just hear this one dude off in the corner moan “ooooohhh Charles.” All of us proceed to die laughing and our math teacher just gives ip and puts in some earplugs or some shit. That was actually the only fun thing that happened on that trip. Fuck you, camp thunderbird

  18. Any of them if you intend to carry the family name. I'm the second person with my name. My mother was screaming my name during sex with my father. I'm just glad I'm not a third, which one of my friends is. His grandmother was screaming his name during sex with his grandfather.

  19. Honestly I’ve run through ALL the names and with the right tone and delivery they all can sound pretty damn hot imo

  20. Jenny, if you do it it will come out as Jennaaaaa and you’ll sound just like forrest gump and you will laugh and she will be upset

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