A construction site is by far the easiest way. Especially when it’s in the excavation stage. It surprisingly happens more than people probably realize. The concrete form method would also work if the forms are big enough to not expose the corpse after stripping them.
Start a university, build a medical depart, donate it to the medical department, then fire all the staff and rehire new ones that won't ask where it came from, and will assume it's been there for years.
This is to fully terminate a life from basics to finishing touches (do not try this at home) you have been warned, make sure to do this with a trained professional.
I liked the lie Dexter came up with. They dig graves well before the body goes in, so he told a guy that he buries people a couple of feet further down in freshly dug grave. They'll just lower a casket into it and cover up your crime for you.
Acid to dissolve it; Feed it to pigs and dissolve the remains in acid, or put it through a wood chipper first and then they should eat everything; seal it in cement then drop it in the middle of the ocean; dig a 12ft hole, drop the body in, then put a deer carcass on top it at 6ft so if police send the dogs out then they only see the deer and move on
Douse the body in some chemicals to wipe away all evidence of you being the killer, burn the clothes you killed them with and wash yourself clean, the next morning dump the body in a nearby river, drive to a parking area 20 minutes walk from the dumping site, report the body yourself and say you found it while out for a morning walk. Say you saw a white sedan driving away from the area you found the body before you found it. Or if you drive a white sedan, a red pick-up truck. Something super common that you see every time you leave home.
Tell the authorities about it and turn oneself in. Then you don’t have to do ANY work. They dispose of the body for you
Genius.
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Ask them if they have a moment to discuss our lord and savior, Jesus. Best way to get rid of any body.
Throw it to hungry pigs, collect the bones they don't eat, grind them down and mix them into soil.
I think you've thought about this too much lol
My ex girlfriend actually told me about this lol
Eat it. All of it.
Construction site. Slide it between forms before concrete goes in. Make sure that nothing touches the sides.
A construction site is by far the easiest way. Especially when it’s in the excavation stage. It surprisingly happens more than people probably realize. The concrete form method would also work if the forms are big enough to not expose the corpse after stripping them.
I'm almost certain the construction site one is from Monster House.
So I'm guessing were all here cause we sorted by newest first
"Rising"
Bury it in a cemetery.
Bury it under endangered plants, that cant be dug up.
Start a university, build a medical depart, donate it to the medical department, then fire all the staff and rehire new ones that won't ask where it came from, and will assume it's been there for years.
Abortion
Yeah but how you get rid of it?
You could dissolve the body in some acids. That always works.
Dissolve it with acid
This is to fully terminate a life from basics to finishing touches (do not try this at home) you have been warned, make sure to do this with a trained professional.
The more you do, the more evidence you leave.
Wrap it up in a roll of chain-link fence and drop it a few miles out in the ocean.
Your own bin. You'll be the last person anyone suspects because no one with an IQ above room temperature would ever do something as stupid as that.
Launch it into space
I liked the lie Dexter came up with. They dig graves well before the body goes in, so he told a guy that he buries people a couple of feet further down in freshly dug grave. They'll just lower a casket into it and cover up your crime for you.
Burry it in someone else's backyard. Preferably by a garden or an area that's prepared to become a garden
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The last thing I would want to do is tie myself to the scene.
Dinnertime, kids!
not hide it because they are coming for me so yeah they probably found me and yeah they just busted down my door and yeah go
Cut it, barbecue it, give it to the police for lunch.
Pig farm...
Make a time travel machine and use it to send the body back to the Stone Age
Feed it to the cops
Like my mommy used to say “Eat the meat and Boof the bones”
Dissolve in acid
bog even if they know the body is in there they can’t safely retrieve it
Ask Joe Goldberg
Don't "create" one to begin with. (duh!)
Launch it into space on a phallic looking rocket.
Give it to hungry ass pigs and get the bones and give the bones to dogs they’ll play with it
dial 911 and tell them what you did and rethink how you lived this life
Acid to dissolve it; Feed it to pigs and dissolve the remains in acid, or put it through a wood chipper first and then they should eat everything; seal it in cement then drop it in the middle of the ocean; dig a 12ft hole, drop the body in, then put a deer carcass on top it at 6ft so if police send the dogs out then they only see the deer and move on
In other circumstances, why would a deer carcass be buried like this?
Douse the body in some chemicals to wipe away all evidence of you being the killer, burn the clothes you killed them with and wash yourself clean, the next morning dump the body in a nearby river, drive to a parking area 20 minutes walk from the dumping site, report the body yourself and say you found it while out for a morning walk. Say you saw a white sedan driving away from the area you found the body before you found it. Or if you drive a white sedan, a red pick-up truck. Something super common that you see every time you leave home.