What film is extremely quotable?

  1. “The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.”

  2. And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”

  3. Recently went to watch Princess Bride at a theatre. Obviously everyone was a hardcore fan, chuckling at lines we’ve all heard 100 times.

  4. I was so pleased when I was able to say “You smell like a baby prostitute.” I was prom dressed shopping and my friend tried Paris Hilton’s perfume

  5. This is unbelievable that only a few would say this, I thought everyone has quoted this movie more than almost any other. I am old.

  6. You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know...morons.

  7. Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass! So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.

  8. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak from the valley of darkness, for he is truly my brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.

  9. “Well she’s married to the Muffin Man.” “The Muffin Man?!” “THE MUFFIN MAN!” “She’s married to the Muffin Man…”

  10. “imagine you’re a deah, you’re prancin’ along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put ya little deah lips down to the cool cleah water, …BAM. a fuckin bullet rips off part of ya head. ya brains are lyin on the ground in little bloody pieces. now i ask ya. would you give a fuck what kinda pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?!”

  11. I know, we’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. And then we’ll put that flea in a box, put that box inside of another box and then I’ll mail that box to myself and then when it arrives I’ll smash it with a hammer!

  12. Four combos extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day and a steak cut in the shape of a trout

  13. Mole! Bloody mole!! Not supposed to talk about the mole but there's the bloody mole!! Want to chop it up and make some gauc-a-MOLE!!

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