The Fort Wayne airport (or directions to it)… fortunately I gotta think the airport moves pretty slowly and directions can only do so much physical damage unless someone printed them out on something heavy.
Seeing the place I live in casually mentioned online fucks me up every time, even though Fort Wayne is the second largest city in Indiana. I always just subconsciously assume everyone lives somewhere else.
Well I was just on that scariest theory ask Reddit post, had to google about how the solar flares could pretty much instant K.O. the earth. Sorry everyone but you’re coming with me
Trying to figure out whether your username checks out or not, but I reckon maybe he'd be safe in the underworld and you just brought him lots of friends?
It's a shame Taft's modern legacy is his bathtub incident--he was actually a pretty remarkable man and the only person ever to be both the US president and a Supreme Court Justice.
Time. Writing down memories of your time together. Loving another pet when there’s room between the grief to do so. You can and will get through it but there’s really nothing out there that can remove the pain.
Dude, I'm so paranoid on Reddit. My old.account I complained about the labor laws my wife's company was putting her through. Making her work off the clock, 70+ hours, no overtime, shit like that.
My first project at my new job involves some engineering around sports bras. My first order of business was sending a message to IT..."I'm going to do a lot of searches around breasts, bras, dolls, implants, etc. please don't fire me."
Numbers 5:11-31. An ancient Jewish priest is chasing me down accusing me of being pregnant by a man other than my husband and wants me to drink an abortion potion.
Hm, I can’t figure out how I am going to be chased by a planet coaster advanced building tutorial…
HEY THERE IT'S JOSH WELCOME BACK TO LET'S GAME IT OUT
it'll find a way......
Indeed Jobs
This will make job hunting way easier if they come for you
Ah yes, you’ll receive even more emails from them recommending you apply to jobs you have zero qualifications for.
The Fort Wayne airport (or directions to it)… fortunately I gotta think the airport moves pretty slowly and directions can only do so much physical damage unless someone printed them out on something heavy.
Like a piano thrown out of the third floor
At least you won’t need those directions anymore if it’s coming to you :)
Seeing the place I live in casually mentioned online fucks me up every time, even though Fort Wayne is the second largest city in Indiana. I always just subconsciously assume everyone lives somewhere else.
Good luck the airport is going to just yeet planes at you.
Keto friendly desserts. And I'm not going down without a fight
I'm pretty sure they all do CrossFit, so good luck.
Bacon! Bacon is the answer. Bacon is always the answer.
Well I was just on that scariest theory ask Reddit post, had to google about how the solar flares could pretty much instant K.O. the earth. Sorry everyone but you’re coming with me
Trying to figure out whether your username checks out or not, but I reckon maybe he'd be safe in the underworld and you just brought him lots of friends?
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
Shit, all the restaurants near me.
Yo ass the one on the menu now
oh god run man
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Isaac Asimov himself. I'm honored
Oh no, the three laws don't apply to him!
The definition of the word craven, which is "contemptibly lacking in courage; cowardly."
That just means they won't hunt you while you're looking.
I think I will also be OK with “is twat a scrabble word?” It’s not.
Alternatively, you could be up against Kraven the Hunter
Russia...
You are doomed
farewell, my sweet Erotic Potato..
Mine is Ukraine
Holy shit same
In Soviet Russia, Google researches you!
"Who was the heaviest US president."
Sorry bud, Taft is just going to crush you with the crippling weight of a world war on the horizon.
It's a shame Taft's modern legacy is his bathtub incident--he was actually a pretty remarkable man and the only person ever to be both the US president and a Supreme Court Justice.
Taft lost a ton of weight after being president. He was embarassed. here's the story:
Trap him with a cunningly placed bathtub.
Sean Connery.
Wait... He's dead?
TIL Sean Connery is dead.
Sounds of wood splintering....
Zombie Sean Connery: “BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNSSHH...”
Well... guess i'm done... im no match for Genghis khan...
Your fucked unless you know magic. He loved the mystic arts
I just typed how to deal with a pets death.. Wait..
YOU WERE THE PET ALL ALONG!!
Pet Sematary by Stephen King?
Oof. I'm sorry for your loss :'(
Time. Writing down memories of your time together. Loving another pet when there’s room between the grief to do so. You can and will get through it but there’s really nothing out there that can remove the pain.
im sorry for your loss :( i hope things get better soon
Being hunted by grief is all too real.
Hope you’re doing ok
Sorry for your loss. Hope you're doing ok🖤
Sauropods (those big long neck dinosaurs) According to ark that is not a good thing.....
As long as it's a diplo I think you are good, it'll just bully you and push you around
Mine was quetzalcoatlus.
A magnifying glass, apparently. Ant vs sun scenario?
Stay away from windows
Final destination turns the hubble telescope on you...
Eminem. I'm doomed. He may not kill me, but he's gonna kill off what's left of my self-esteem
Time to see if you can convert to Amish....ism? If you're lucky you can go your whole life never hearing it.
This looks like a job for me
Gollum/Smeagol from lord of the rings
Where's the ring You must have it somewhere
Filthy hobbitses
Fed ex
Don't worry from my experience they won't be able to find you
They will lose your guitar and take forever to send you a check for it.
colin firth. i could be more worried.
I searched Mr Darcy
Self employment taxes, yikes.
I bet they are already onto you 💸
This is the scariest one yet
Tinnitus. Which seems fitting because I have it.
*tinnitus intensifies*
I am being hunted by the dynamic viscosity of Helium...
17,000people die from slip and falls every year.
I am being hunted by the melting point of tantalum carbide...
The tinfoilheaded me wonders if this is some cunning ploy to match our reddit and google accounts.
Dude, I'm so paranoid on Reddit. My old.account I complained about the labor laws my wife's company was putting her through. Making her work off the clock, 70+ hours, no overtime, shit like that.
A few years ago there was a thread about how searching "(your name) the hedgehog" on deviant art will always get at least one result.
Don’t worry, google already knows your Reddit account
Chris Hansen's hit show To Catch a Predator. Does that mean the whole crew or just Chris Hansen
That depends on if you're a predator or not apparently
Go ahead and take a seat.
“Hot brunettes” I swear I needed it for a project…
Yes professor, I'm doing my dissertation on "hot brunettes". In my opinion, a very under studied and under-appreciated area of academia!
My first project at my new job involves some engineering around sports bras. My first order of business was sending a message to IT..."I'm going to do a lot of searches around breasts, bras, dolls, implants, etc. please don't fire me."
Nicholas Cage!
If its new Nicholas Cage, I wont be too much worried, but the old Con Air kinda Cage...you're trapped
Be glad it's not Nicolas Cage!
Google.
Pretty sure they’re already tracking everyone so nothing will change
You googled "google"? What are you, one of the aging patrons in my library?
You typed google into google? That can break the internet.
Oh no
"5 guys near me" 😳
Be careful, they outnumber you!
Any 5 or a specific group?
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth?!?
Winged Hussars are coming for ya
Fedex. I'm not worried, they'll delay themselves frequently enough that I can walk away.
Even if they get to you, they'll have delivered themselves in rough enough shape already they won't cause you much of an issue.
Queso cheese.
I'm coming for you
Studies about the % of people that skip breakfast in the EU.
Well I'm from Europe and we just had dinner - bring it on 😁
Copyright free music
Kevin MacLeod appears in the distance
Twitter, guess I'm getting cancelled
Someones death threats will come true.
Log4j memes. Also few CVEs...
Same bro. Been feeling like log4j really is hunting me for the last week. Stay strong fellow netsec tech. Winter is coming.
Percy jackson. I'm fucked
I guess I'm being hunted down by gay porn? Could be worse
Damn you gonna get fucked up bad
Keanu Reeves... Kinda weird but I'd love to get haunted by Keanu Reeves
I hope you didn't hurt his dog
Oh dear, dog UTI’s I really don’t want that chasing me.
Solipsism.... noooooo
The only one chasing after you is you...
Numbers 5:11-31. An ancient Jewish priest is chasing me down accusing me of being pregnant by a man other than my husband and wants me to drink an abortion potion.
Holy fetus deletus?
Dean Winchester...I wouldn't mind that to be honest 🤣
Abella Danger
Your pp is in Danger!
“Can I get sick from eating ass”
for those friends who asking for answer, here it is
What was the answer? Asking for a friend.
Incase you’re wondering, yes it happened to a friend of mine
USA census bureau
It’s okay, it’s hunting everyone else too.
The number of abandoned pets bought as Christmas presents each year
Plot twist: you give them all a nice beautiful home. Godspeed my friend
Just adpot them all and train them to hunt the ones who abandoned them.
Corn man.
Come down today and try some corn
Anna and Kristoff from Frozen….
DANNYY DEVITO
So anyway I started blasting
Big boobie MILF is… approaching fast? Almost like an advertisement I’ve heard about.
Big boobie MILFs are in your area is now a warning rather than an advert.
Kidney stone
Capybara... I'm not amused.
Hyperthyroidism. It’s definitely gonna catch up to me.
Rooster Teeth.
a Turkey lmao
A flock of geese....I'm in Canada, I'm fucked.
Clinical Depression has never been this fast before...
depression is usually a persistence hunter rip
Anya Taylor Joy. I’m screwed if I’m on a chess board
Her wide-set forward-facing eyes imply that she is a very effective hunter.
What hair color are bald people. Now I’m gonna get killed by bald people s hair
The entire cast of Breaking Bad is hunting you I guess
[a wild bald person appears]
“Swollen taint during period” 😬
Old lady here with unrequested bippy advice. Oh joy, right?
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red bull company gonna hunt you down for not buying enough red bull >:000
Now Max Verstappen has appeared behind you with a new set of tires and a SC in front.
My barber.
oh god 💀💀
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Jesus christ, you're screwed
Hungary moment
Holy fuck- you're done for 0-0
Oh no, it's a wild "Gmail"
Antibacterial wipes are apparently flapping down the street towards me.
Panzerkampf lyrics by Sabaton 🤘
Here they come!
The cream cheese shortage. Whew, I was gonna google some violent crime the SO heard on the radio… glad I didn’t!
Oh no a covered litter box
That's about to be uncovered...
Kidney tumor vs cyst
good luck buddy
Prime numbers.
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You are the second person to post this. Please forgive me for asking but.... WHY?
Bbw tits
Death by snu snu
Oh God. Run ... The MILFs are coming!!
Oh no, i googled Gallifreyan. I'm so fucked.
My university 's meal plan....
Student loan refinancing. Don’t worry the constant emails are chasing me anyway
Scolipede
jesus that's terrifying
"Is Keanu Reeves the God Emperor?"
Ah fuck. I just Googled what kudzu looks like. Looks like I'm getting strangled to death.
Symptoms of ADHD in adults. So, just a normal day for me then 😅
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DAMMIT you cheated the system
I am being hunted by "use shower when isolating with covid" 💀
Alligators. Fuck.
Christina Hendricks
"dissociation symptoms".
Don't worry. You won't remember a thing.
"World's strongest brick"