Depends which one. There were several motors. The 1.3 liter ones could maybe go 140 eventually, but the 1.6 liter Special Lada could totally do 140 no problem.
As a Russian, I must confirm it won't end well. Slipped off the road and got stuck in a snow trench on my birthday in a car without a license plate and had to pay a tractor driver in vodka to get us out (not /s)
Had a Russian guy tell me you'd look sketchy if you'd wear a seatbelt in Russia, like maybe you have something to hide or maybe you're unmanly or something. I asked if the belt reminder chime doesn't get annoying after a while. He said they have plugs without the belt attached for that of course.
Really, you shouldn't be driving a car with a multi-point harness and roll cage without a helmet. Porsche recommends with the GT3RS to not use the harness if you're street driving without a helmet and HANS device. It's whiplash waiting to happen.
This “no one” meme format is redundant in this instance. Like if u take the no one part out it reads better and makes more sense. Either that or put in something to make it look normal. Like this shouldnt be able to be read like “no one, russians” thats just silly, you silly human!
Look, the old Lada's had only 65hp, and that was when they came out of the factory, nearly 40 something years back. Okay, they can still keep the motor running, but no way in hell, is that piece of shit getting to 140 miles per, that is just impossible. No one is gonna engine swap a LS in there or something like that. The 140 mp/h is a great exaggeration, going 75 at most.
I had to register and throw in my 2c just to let no one in particular know that Lada speed jokes are something I enjoy very, very much but the serious comments about the top speed of those cars are not...exactly accurate.
That video is sped up. Video never looks as fast as you're actually driving and that video looks way too fast. The lack of sound is also a giveaway as it takes work to rebalance the sounds to not give away that the video is altered.
Under no circumstances have any Lada ever traveled at 140mph
it does look like 140 km/h tho
I really do wish that I could put /s in the title before I get over encumbered by those comments lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI-45Bu5ylQ
Under no *other* circumstances...
Depends which one. There were several motors. The 1.3 liter ones could maybe go 140 eventually, but the 1.6 liter Special Lada could totally do 140 no problem.
Unless it's going downhill, on an icy road.
Not true. We had a big hill and I could get my Lada up to 140mph going down the hill.
Is Lada the same Zigul or Moskvitch
Came here to write this
This ain’t no 140mph ya that’s for sure
Gimme an LS, a Lada, a shitton of steel to weld in so it doesn't break in half, and a few weeks and I'll give you one
This should be a Jeremy Clarkson quote.
140 mph is ~225 kph, tuned older model or vesta from hill could do that
Just checking the owners manual for the meaning of that dashboard light that keeps blinking up there...
It's not blinking it's the wheel passing in front of it
Probably traction control. Letting you know when your car is sliding.
Probably a warning light to notify the driver to slow the fuck down
Looks like the seat belt warning light in my car. If that’s the case then this guy should be in the next Jackass.
I turned on the audio and was very pleased
I added that to really give you the feel of deep Slavic culture 👌
He put a donk on it
Song plz
I thought it was going to be deja vu
Gotta get to the store before they run out of kvass
That’s a strange way of writing vodka.
Tbf that's a pretty good example of how to drive fast in snow and ice, constant smooth control letting the car take its time to find its weight point
Only needs one mildly sharp curve to end up in a snowbank, regardless of how good a driver he is
Yeah seriously, a lot of points I was really impressed he didn’t understeer into a damn tree
Exactly. Going forward on an empty roadway is easy. It's the stopping that's problematic.
"Sergei bae come over"
Hey, I think I’m learning Russian.
Maybe 140kmh but probably less.
Pretty sure op doesn't know what a kilometer is
yes 140kmh, but only one at a time.
This guy used to drive my schoolbus.
Our schoolbus
uselessnobody
oh that's not what I expect that subreddit to be. I see "Useless Nobody" and I thought of myself
Seriously, what a stupid fucking title. Hopefully it means that this meme is dead.
As a Russian, I must confirm it won't end well. Slipped off the road and got stuck in a snow trench on my birthday in a car without a license plate and had to pay a tractor driver in vodka to get us out (not /s)
Paid a tractor driver in vodka... the most Russian form of bribery I’ve ever heard of
Are there any other stories that you'd like to share with us? how did the tractor driver react?
I know where we are but this needs to be its own post in
Guess you don’t need to bother with a seatbelt when going that fast?
Had a Russian guy tell me you'd look sketchy if you'd wear a seatbelt in Russia, like maybe you have something to hide or maybe you're unmanly or something. I asked if the belt reminder chime doesn't get annoying after a while. He said they have plugs without the belt attached for that of course.
It's an old Lada, not like you're living through the crash either way.
Seatbelts don’t work in Russia blyatt
Can flee scene of accident immediately. No insurance needed.
Totally safe. No pesky roll bar to bang your head on.
Really, you shouldn't be driving a car with a multi-point harness and roll cage without a helmet. Porsche recommends with the GT3RS to not use the harness if you're street driving without a helmet and HANS device. It's whiplash waiting to happen.
That's gonna be tree hitty.
What's the songname?
Narkotik kal by the hard bass school, comadre
Are we still doing the "No One..." thing?
Yep, and it's still being used in contexts that don't make sense 99 percent of the time
It bothers me that it's always silence, in which case it should be "everyone", not "no one".
DORIFITO!
Doesn't that Lada know this road? After this short right is a sharp left, he's gotta hit the breaks or he'll end up in the snow!
You finna die bro
we all die one day
titlegore
And with the check engine light on....
I WONDER IF YOU KNOW
Дрифт!
Russian cars do not go 140mph, only when falling from a plane.
Even that way air drag too high to accelerate.
This dude's life expectancy, 20min tops.
Fuck that watermark.
TIL Russians are natural rally drivers
This “no one” meme format is redundant in this instance. Like if u take the no one part out it reads better and makes more sense. Either that or put in something to make it look normal. Like this shouldnt be able to be read like “no one, russians” thats just silly, you silly human!
thats a hell of a driver
I max out at 25 mph here in Gresham, OR ( I'm even slower on hills)
whywomenlivelonger
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Why did you put your username overlayed on a video that's not yours?
No lada has ever traveled at 140mph, not even after falling off a 10,000 foot cliff.
crazy fun and probably really good practice
I agree with this guy, fuck being alive.
Looks out window to see the Jamaican bobsledders
That car can't even make it to 140kmph
Song :Narkotik Kal
Pretty sure I heard it was 200mph and Ferrari signed him to drive for for them in Rallying for Skoda.
He's going like 50 tops, still sick.
Maybe it’s just me but I’m just not seeing that as 140 mph and I’ve driven at 180 mph.
wtf he makes driving in those conditions look so easy
Initial D: the Christmas special.
Also the two red lights on the dash...
Токио Drift
that aint no 140 mph. tell ya hwat
That's about 2,000 washing machines per hour for my American friends.
Find ich gut!
Luckily the snow will break their fall when they go flying
Colin McRae was a noob
in Finnland they drive like every day
This may be the most Slavic thing I've ever experienced
clearly fake. no lada move that fast
80mph fish tail in the snow.
The will to die surprises even me.
Dude can drive that shitbox like a champion.
Are you disrespecting the Slav in a Lada?? Edit: /s
It’s 140 km per hour, or about 90 miles per hour. At 140 miles per hour, everything gets blurry. Not the case here.
Snow tires are great.
Even without the sound on, I could still hear the khard bass music
When you absolutely must get from Uraniumburg to Potassiumsibirsk before dinner.
In Finland this is just how they get to work every morning
why did you label this under your username, did you record this?
140 hectares per kilometer
This is the Finnish driving test
americans should have wintertime nascar. the accidents would be so worth it
As a Canadian I can say that winter driving feels more like boating... or like playing asteroids.
Ah, yes
That was 80 km/hr tops.
No seatbelt?? Just go until you die comrade
WANT MOAR!!!
HARD BASS!!!!!
Vodka delivery car
I was expected a stunt driver in the drivers seat and a roll cage. Nope, just Ivan in his way to work.
When there's a blizzard but she say she home alone.
This guy makes formula drift look like pussy shit
Cold Florida.
He's giving that traction control light hell.
140 km/h maybe. Come on, OP.
Look, the old Lada's had only 65hp, and that was when they came out of the factory, nearly 40 something years back. Okay, they can still keep the motor running, but no way in hell, is that piece of shit getting to 140 miles per, that is just impossible. No one is gonna engine swap a LS in there or something like that. The 140 mp/h is a great exaggeration, going 75 at most.
Wow that looks even faster than 140 meters per hour!
140 lol. Maybe 60
I had to register and throw in my 2c just to let no one in particular know that Lada speed jokes are something I enjoy very, very much but the serious comments about the top speed of those cars are not...exactly accurate.
No one memes are dead.
It's called
So yeah he might not going 140km/hr...
When Olga made fresh borscht!
Russians are some next level metal
140 mph in a Lada is scary no matter where you are.
theres about no way that car can even do 100
Yeah, I dare you to do that going down I-94 on a Friday afternoon.
Nice snowdrift.
What warning light is that blinking?
Thats the imminent death light
Traction control in some form or a other.
GAS GAS GAS
is it save?
Lada has не break
A sportscar 340k - the adrenaline priceless.
Clearly you’ve never traveled 140 mph. This is closer to 50
Some stupid serious skill on display here.
Did this guy live to tell his story?
Why capitalist measuring
Костя Блокаджов
Tokyo drift theme plays
Sure he's not Finnish? Seems like something they're good at and do regularly.
I need this song name
This guy Forza's
Russian to get some petrol?
Maybe half that speed. Maybe.
RUNNING IN THE 90'S
*Professional driver, closed course.
Nah, just going to the grocery store
Regardless of his actual speed he’s going to be going slower than what’s showing because he hasn’t got full grip right?
No way is that car going 140, the tires might be spinning at that rate, but he is t traveling that quickly
Just one wrong move...
controlled slide basically
gtaorussia
Is that the traction control light just on the whole time?
Closed course. Professional Russian.
🎶 уже видел
The Fast and the Furious: Siberian Drift
F-zero music intensifies
So how do you stop? LOL
i'm here for the crash.
It's not Tokyo Drift its Soviet drift
idiotsincars
This ...... This gives me anxiety
Seriously what's the deal with Russians having a fetish for this barrel sound?
Damn, Russian EDM is lit
140mph=225km/h=62,6m/s=122kn
That looks like a jolly quick way to die
Does anyone else hear Running in the 90's playing when you watch this?
uselessnobody
No crash. Needs more vodka.
It's ok he has salted tires.
No crash? Can’t be Russia!
Hot pelmeni and some kvass, drive around and pump hardbass!
That music makes me want to drink radioactive fallout and punch people on the subway.
This is actually what I picture a typical day in Russia being like.
Bo seatbelt? No problem!
That video is sped up. Video never looks as fast as you're actually driving and that video looks way too fast. The lack of sound is also a giveaway as it takes work to rebalance the sounds to not give away that the video is altered.