[David Ornstein] EXCLUSIVE: Bayern Munich set to sign full-back Joao Cancelo on loan from Manchester City. Likely to include buy option. 28yo Portugal international has seen #MCFC minutes limited recently + FCBayern long-term admirers.
A glowing commendation for all to see
A sense of impending doom
- By - dragon8811
In The Simpsons s34e06 "Treehouse of Horror XXXIII" (which features a Death Note-inspired short called āDeath Tomeā) the names on the Board of Directors of the fictional company "Global Warm" are from the Japanese release of EA's MLBPA Baseball where they failed at creating American sounding names.

- By - Xxrasierklinge7
Which movie character or real person can be identified by a single line said by them?
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
- By - Practer
Well donāt have on then?
Go on son!
I honestly think about a 2/3, Iāve hit my head on stuff harder than that more times than I can count
I donāt know but it wouldāve been a bloodbath for sure
That plate is seriously missing some parmigiano!
Congrats!
Mixed dormā¦and yeah, the girls are messier
"Nope, can't believe it... Oh this pic is a BEFORE version"
Have you somehow misinterpreted ā3 months progress on 5/3/1 for beginnersā as āIād never been to the gym before and this is my first 3 months progressā ā¦?
Armpit hair is so gross, male or female. In a fair few places, itās common for both sexes to shave their armpits.
Two sausages in bread please pal
I fucking LOVE the faint left calf kick to right high kick, what a technician man
Full fat, flat coke is the one
Thereās no fat in coke
and so it begins
Soul
ADHD doesnāt stop you from going out and doing things, you need to procrastinate better. Youāre scrolling on your phone instead of doing laundry, you need to go out and have some fun instead of doing your laundry.
Sleve McDichael is gold
Look at this bustling high street, beautiful
YOU GET A SERIES! YOU GET A SERIES! YOU GET A SERIES! ā¦EVERYTHING GETS A SERIES!!!!
Just go until you canāt
You're born, raised, and voluntarily resident in England. I'm sorry, but you can't get out of that just with your family heritage.
I feel like if you could understand the cultural differences of growing up with family from another country, albeit in England, youād understand why one would ask the question. I feel extremely Italian with my English friends,and feel extremely English with Italians. Itās a confusing feeling that makes you ask questions like āam I English?ā because believe me, you do feel different to everybody else.
Throwing the elbow wasnāt necessary imo - everything else was I suppose
Iāll be back
Crippling bodydysmoprhia from ADHD
I'd disagree with some comments saying there aren't rough parts of Cambridge. It's a big(ish) place, and like any non-trivial sized urban area, there will be some dodgy areas. It's getting worse in recent years, particularly with the homeless. Still far less than most cities, but it's far from perfect.
Histon Tesco employs a security guard and itās nowhere near rough