My wife puts honey on her Domino’s pepperoni and pineapple pizza
That looks so good
A sense of impending doom
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Pedro Pascal bought Five Guys for the whole cast and crew of The Last Of Us
A glowing commendation for all to see
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Name a fast way to piss off the French and the Italians, I’ll start.
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Probably ought to keep your wits about you at city club too
Oof. I mean, I figured we would be offered substances we don't want by overly zealous strangers. But, didn't know City Club had a reputation. Can you elaborate?
OK mostly I'm just going by gut. It looks like where foot clan recruits. Or warriors could have been shot there or robocop, it's just a stereotypically sketchy place. But it is in a derelict building with no windows. There's a sign on the wall saying minors gotta pay extra for drinks. I haven't been there much or for a long time thouvh
2001 I lost my virginity and 9/11 happened. First year of high school. And there were already a bunch of Pokémon before that. So like who cares?
"It's cold outside. It snowing cold. The winter has cold snow. Snow blows around in the cold wind in the winter. This winter though not the only one, is a cold winter with wind blowing cold snow. I hate riding a horse through the cold winter blowing wind snow. Snow blowing wind."
It's the same color as when my phone is off
My husband adds cinnamon 🤢
Divorce
Unexpected? It's on the cover
Booo
If you worry about images getting burned into screens, you're too old to be living with your parents
What a dickhead
If you just take a breath and promise to be mad at conservatives again in 5 minutes, this actually funny
Sbaguetti
You're pissing me off
GOTTA SQUASH THAT BABY. ALL THESE SCARY AS MONSTERS RUNNING AROUND. THOSE BOOKS ARE WAY TOO ADVANCED
Yeah point to a healthy adult
Machts nichts. Five minutes ago doesn't exist. There is only now
Definitely hot tub monkeys are the coolest monkeys
Do those two keep getting bigger as she ages? Because damn...
Yeah. Selma Hayeks boobs just keep getting bigger. It's awesome. Didn't even notice them in wild wild west. 30 Rock though? Good lord
That was like the first video game I ever played and I was six or seven and I didn't get it and I never got that far.
Oof
Could be free, I'm still not going anywhere near that guy
It's clearly a hotdog 🌭
It's a dookie in a bun
That's bad for the pipes
You're the second person saying that...can u explain why?
I was kidding. I thought what I said was so over the top stupid that no one would take it seriously. Someone said that hearnestly? No. I'm a plumber and no that's ridiculous
Why would you try to sit on that? What is that doing to homeless people? Buddy this ain't a chair
Well I tried