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She was just a kid and now she's giving "divorced mom who's banging the cabana boy and getting her groove back one mai tai at a time" energy

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I'd like to build the world a home m*rder my dad

definitely megan for me.

Grace Jones, Jessica Lange, and Jerry Hall were roommates at one point in Paris! iconic af

NATO banned them from cohabiting again because their combined serving levels started to affect the climate

I guess you’re not familiar with the exclusive CĦANE: COHAĦ AλIFE brand?

❎ FRIENDSHIP OVER WITH CLAPTON ❎

Awesome pills. I can moonwalk

Zip, zop, zooey

That is the French pop star Serge Gainsbourg on late night talk show Sacrée soirée in 1988. He was well past his prime; personally, he was an extremely toxic alcoholic, and as a musician he was resorting to more and more obscenely controversial acts to continue fuelling his career. On some level he probably knew he was about to die, and indeed he would only live another 2 years following this recording.

Ngl if I was an extremely toxic alcoholic and saw a regiment of small humans dressed exactly like me approaching I would go beast mode like they were a 100 duck-sized horses

It’s clearly a cross out. Logan doesn’t need to underline to remember his eldest child.

Uh, by the same token he doesn’t need to cross out his name either.

I thought we were going with the twins Buda and Pest.

Or name the kid Bucha and forget the rest

If you want something instrumental, I submit

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Housing like this would be sick if it were priced rationally. Like 200 bucks a month, hell yeah. I'd go to the taco bell across the street to shit to keep my kitchen clean, but I really like the bedside window wall. Kind of a vibe. Or this would be the secret apartment I keep to masturbate in peace.

My guy you’re just describing a garçonnière for people with no sex life and gastrointestinal irregularity

You’re a sharp boy. You’ll figure it out.

funny and all but the thing about stories is that you’re supposed to structure them in satisfying ways

Actually storytelling isn’t indoor plumbing so there isn’t one correct way to do it✌️

no but there are wrong ways, like postmodernism

ok little lobster whatever you say 🦞

Fountain pens are like Hotel California

Whackeen Phallix could have played Logan Roy, but Brian Cox couldn't have played Joke

I am a Nightcrawler-Hater. I’m tired of his antics which he carries out with a stupid grin. His traversal method involves deploying a black fart cloud. And most damning – HE DOESNT CRAWL INNIT

I know this is the timeline where this happened, but I’m not sure 9/11 and Robin Williams’ death were worth that

The butane fuel one is giving “She’s so crazzzzzzy!!! Love her!!!” Props 🫠 to Sarah Paulson

Damn poke, you live like this?

It’s typewritten text over parchment with a fountain pen next to it? Yeah, I can see how this can be torture for poets

Idk what the hell critics are talking about when they say we’re seeing the extinction of movie stars. Hollywood has talent coming out of its ears. It’s studios and producers that are basically comatose. They literally just want to press a button and see a machine shit out a movie.

Hear me out – she’s like the Pichu to Taylor Swift’s Pikachu

That was some of the most awesome parts of it. Our heroes shine, Jimmy and Debbie running interference at the front desk with the Bobbies, the street interviews. Then there’s our rooftop heroes, Kevin the roadie, Mo digging the fuck out of the jams for all of us who couldn’t be there, even poor Mal who turned off George’s amp only to allow our knight George to defiantly turn that shit right back on.

Not to mention Paul clocking the bobbies on the roof and giving the cheekiest “Woo!” of his life