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  1. Dammit, I’m out of the running right out of the gate.

  2. I’m watching a movie about a rich German Shepherd with my kids and made them stop it so I could look this up.

  3. Coming soon: driving with expired tags? 5 years in jail or give up a kidney

  4. It’s ugly cute. I love the wall color (on its own). What bothers me is the tv blocking the window, the valance (it shouldn’t exist) and the alignment of the pictures on the wall

  5. America (most countries really) doesnt care about renters. Home owners get to take mortgae payments off taxes but renters dont get rent taken out.

  6. We get to claim mortgage interest, but I agree with you 100%

  7. I’ve paid more in a week for people to watch my pets.

  8. Her eyebrows remind me of those old cartoons where they would draw thick brows on a blank forehead. Whoever did her brows, did her a major disservice.

  9. Duhhhh the fetus becomes a conduit for all negative energy thus releasing you to be a person full of joy and sunshine and rainbows.

  10. The "Lord's Army" thing predates Kony by decades. I remember singing a song about being in the Lord's army in Sunday School in the early '90s.

  11. I need a life update on those kids

  12. As a child on Sundays, I recall marching and singing “I’m in the lord’s army, YES SIR!”

  13. You can’t stop bad people from doing bad things. Sorry to burst your bubble.

  14. Ok I guess we can’t have any laws since someone will not follow them.

  15. We use the same “paw some” certificate at my school and yet Florida wants to allow gun ownership with no license 😒

  16. That's what I'm scared of too omfg. If something happens I don't mind giving up my innards, but if someone tries to use me as a baby oven I'm haunting EVERYONE

  17. Now I’m imagining a story line where you possess the fetus and get your revenge

  18. 99.99999999% of the time, it’s a damn lie!

  19. and now you ask to use my car, drive it all day and don't fill up the tank

  20. Please alert me to the elementary school that got $5 billion to teach CRT so I can transfer to work there.

  21. While you are trying to catch this baby, I would recommend offering greens such as romaine, parsley, cilantro, carrot greens, dandelion greens, turnip greens, mustard greens as a healthier alternative as carrots are basically candy for rabbits.

  22. A student was removed from my class for sexually harassing another student. So I don’t understand why you have to continue to have this boy in your class!

  23. Does the Lord not care about the people she scammed? Asking for a friend.

  24. Your pet can be your child - but just like a human child, they don’t belong everywhere.

  25. I find it interesting that I dress way more modest as an ex-Christian.

  26. It’s a no for me. Invasive surgery/foreign objects in my body for vanity’s sake is not worth it, in my opinion.

  27. I did this for a job application recently, using the person spec and saying "write a paragraph that says I am [highly organised, detail oriented]" or whatever. Worked great but required a lot of tweaking.

  28. This reminds me of translating information into other languages and then back into English to be able to paraphrase for papers in college

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