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Protest at my school today

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AITA for trying to get my 91 year old grandmother to get some more variety and nutrition in her diet when it’s my week to take care of her?

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  1. I'm over the cats (4) and the dog (1) and the kids (2) buuuttttt.....every day I feed them, walk them, clean up after them. Kids included (not really).

  2. I hate to bust your bubble, but those are both closed, and have been for some time now.

  3. Ha! I didn't notice that. Just an onion .

  4. I was super surprised the first time I saw her, she's so diminutive but has such a big voice.

  5. Raccoons are nocturnal animals. The one's spotted during daytime have a higher likelihood of carrying rabies as far as I know.

  6. Eh, not 100% necessarily. I have raccoons near my house and periodically I see them during the day.

  7. Not pictured: Cheese cubes, fresh cucumber, fresh fruit / fruit cup.

  8. Looks dry as fuck. I hope someone in that cafeteria knows the hiemlich (however tf that's spelled) maneuver.

  9. I am opposed to circumcision, but also you won't see me standing outside a school with red paint on the front of my white pants.

  10. My mother sucked as a mother, but did a lot better as a grandma. So it is possible for crappy mothers to do better as grandmothers.

  11. At the end of “the last of us” episode 3, Nick Offerman was talking about the episode all clean shaved and man looks like he’s in his 30’s.

  12. I'm moving to Seattle in 4 weeks. This is gonna be a blast! Looking forward to it!*

  13. whatever happens I sincerely hope it doesn't just end up sitting there like the old QFC

  14. It's a pretty fancy hotel with multiple bars and restaurants inside. I've never had a bad meal there. You're within walking distance of most of the stuff downtown. Just know it's going to be cold and probably raining so dress accordingly.

  15. I don't know how recently you ate there, but my husband and I ate lunch there in the main floor restaurant about a month ago and it was pretty disappointing. Our meals were both pretty expensive, but neither seemed worth the cost. I could have made the exact same things at home, much better, for a fraction of the cost.

  16. I'm so appalled, how could your mother defend a serial sex pest?

  17. I know this is a serious post, but can I just say that...sex pest...is hilarious. Like a horny fly or mouse.

  18. I cannot imagine being 90 and then living another 3 decades. Just...no.

  19. I'll definitely grab dinner from there one night after my son's allergy shot. Could always use a break from cooking!

  20. Taco are always good. I tend to get whatever sounds good at the time, while the rest of my family all stick to the same things.

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