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  1. Got back yesterday, shoved my suitcases into the bedroom, napped, ate, then decided to watch a movie.

  2. She hates it. And she doesn’t clean, she has Mommy send over a crew to do that. And she sends her kid to daycare.

  3. And you have every right to respond that way if these two chuckleheads think that spending their time doing something else they deem more productive is an excuse for not doing the most basic picking up after themselves.

  4. That T-shirt probably set him back $20-$30, though it IS bold of me to assume that it wasn't a gift from one his patrons.

  5. I thought it was one of their own pieces of merchandise? But I would need to check that to be sure.

  6. Getting kicked out? What happened? She seems so mentally fragile. I couldn’t imagine what a pregnancy and a new human needing ALL your attention would do to her.

  7. Every time I think it might be time to change my flair, Heidi and the girls make a post that reinforces how eternal it is!!

  8. groceries are expensive as hell but also they eat out 10x/week, brag about shopping at Whole Foods, and don’t have steady income so ???

  9. While begging people to join the Patreon because she has “financial goals”! 😂

  10. YES. I use sativa edibles. They don’t get me high or stoned. They ground me in the present, and I feel sharper and less anxious.

  11. The 5mg edibles take my brain from a dozen unmanageable lines of thought down to a single line of thought I can actually manage to motivate

  12. Bethany will too in about 6 months when she has run the “She’s a Fundie! He’s deconstructing! What do they know? Let’s find out!” grift accounts into the ground with her inevitable bot buying.

  13. I LEAVE TOMORROW FOR A WORK TRIP FOR THE BIGGEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE WITH MY BUSINESS TO DATE!!

  14. I am excited for you! Hang in there sister you can do it, this is your moment!!!

  15. I don’t know why but Booty sent me! I laughed so hard I cried!!

  16. its because when i pet him on his butt he goes nuts 😭 but i love him so much 🫶🏽 hes a goofy dog

  17. You’ve given a whole new meaning to the phrase “Booty call” 😂

  18. For someone so worried about his potential lack of free hydration, Paul seems to have never heard of a reusable water bottle.

  19. Right? I never go anywhere without mine. It’s not that hard, Paul. Especially with a toddler and a pregnant wife- why don’t they have water bottles with them?!?

  20. They’re 2 of these, bottom left and top right. I have a different case for my old military gear and I love it, my friend has this same one for when he goes to the range, and he loves it too. It’s very tacti-cool, so it makes sense jdip jumped all over it

  21. This just pushes me more in the direction of thinking the move is in motion.

  22. Honestly the only reason I spotted it right away is because I’ve done so much receiving for work over the last 15 years.

  23. I have tickets for Friday and to say I am excited is an extreme understatement!!

  24. Just imagined Doc Brown showing up at Downton Abbey. “It’s your kids, Edith! They don’t understand!”

  25. "Luca is still in a crib but we don't have another crib and nobody will throw us another baby shower so please help us buy all the designer baby products that we are mysteriously missing from less than two years ago when our first son was born."

  26. “Why won’t anyone over pay for my used laptop or old clothing?”

  27. I snorted out loud at that bit. Also promoting unity? Since fucking when? All they ever do is attack and complain.

  28. I want to see her cook one thing, just one single meal, without covering it in 15 pounds of shredded cheese.

  29. Is Bryan in the room with us? I feel like this is totally fake. I don’t ever remember her talking about a Bryan.

  30. So the great thing about ADHD and crochet as a hobby, in my personal experience, is that it is easy to pick up and put down!

  31. Investigative journalist, good lord. He needs to investigate removing his head from his own anus first, no?

  32. Each new guest seems to be their ”most controversial yet!” and this was supposed to be a unity project.

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