to be a dj

Can't stop seeing stars

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

  1. My cousin did this for her wedding, although he only looked. Didn’t take any garments off. I still felt it was pretty weird that we’re all just standing there in a circle, watching my cousin’s husband stare at her coochie from under her dress. Maybe she had underwear on, but still….save that for later?

  2. You put x2 TEASPOONS in a cup of tea. Don’t put more than that in, it will sour the brew.

  3. Amazing, here’s the thing I don’t know this guy, is he good?

  4. I also have no idea but I’m enjoying getting carried away

  5. I mean he’s Brazilian? I can only assume he’s incredible

  6. I think we can safely assume he’s going to single-handedly safe our club and our season.

  7. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Everybody knows the first rule of Fight School.

  8. That's because they have all had their faces chewed off from chimps.

  9. Now, people often think a good mix should rise and fall, but people are wrong. It should be all rise, baby.

  10. All that time to make. THEN all that time to edit the video. It’s not even fucking level.

  11. £38 would cripple me atm! I’d have to make that food last all week haha

  12. I think it actually makes it more interesting to look at. I’d get the rest of the card done like that IF I was a millionaire

  13. Sepp Blatter. Wouldn’t matter about FFP then would it!

  14. A lot of people don't understand that penises come in two forms; Extractors and Implantors.

  15. Can I have this done on the NHS? I haven’t seen any pamphlets

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