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  1. Pro membership would have saved you a lot of dough.

  2. Yeah I know what your point is. The problem is there is no supporting documentation to your argument.

  3. "We made stupid bets on leverage and fucked up everything!!! What do we do?!?!?"

  4. Yes, internet trolls magic'd up the powers to withdraw tens of billions of dollars from their bank.... hmmm. Definitely us apes have that kind of financial pull.

  5. Bullish on taking all the politicians money until they start acting correctly

  6. Imagine politicians being forced to make minimum wage and live off publicly provided benefits whilst all additional income gets taxed 100% and all "gifts" recorded as taxable income (like they require of us).

  7. Credit Suisscide by Hwanging

  8. 16 months!? Wow, poor people get locked up longer than that for much less. Such justice. Probably going to serve it in house arrest or some private bullshit prison.

  9. if you ship me some AMC popcorn (store) - I can give a legitimate opinion :)

  10. Had to drive my ass to PA to get some this weekend lol.

  11. I think we should be able to bring in the popcorn and buy it there!!

  12. Right? Have a nice stand right there on the way out to buy and take home!

  13. They never buy shares for clients in the first place, 100% pfof. Only shares they own are for themselves and hedgies to fuck around with.

  14. Yes, because "investors" can totally naked short sell... typical msm garbage post.

  15. They are allotted votes? I don't think that's right. im saying 400M votes were sent in by their shareholders. No one tells fidelity how many votes they are supposed to have when they deliver the results.

  16. Yes they are. See the dtcc (Cede and Co. Specifically) actually owns all shares not booked with the transfer agent (computershare) in a person's actual name (this is referred to as DRS).

  17. I get all of that about buying shares but that's not what I'm stuck on here.

  18. No. Much smarter and more educated people than I have already explained this to reddit.

  19. And yet they make far better than minimum wage WITH full benefits and PTO despite a very light workload primarily done for them by wage-slaves and lobbyists.

  20. I mean it worked... you clicked AND reposted their fud.

  21. Every doctor I've ever mentioned taking vitamins to has repeatedly emphasized how much they are a complete waste of money. So I'm inclined to agree with all the other comments.

  22. Yup cuz they will lend them even if you turn it off. Not your name, not your shares

  23. Direct registered shares. By moving your shares to your transfer agent (computershare), you put your shares in your name and remove them from the DTC's and corrupt broker's ability to infinitely loan them out. Go over to superstonk, they are drsing the entire float of game stonk and have guides how to do it from every broker.

  24. These pieces aren't designed for investors or traders. They are bot produced hit pieces to legitimize the ebbs and flows of the algos. They are timed so that the big players can pump or dump accordingly whilst maintaining "plausible deniability". Cuz see, the news said something (that we told them to say), that's why everyone is selling shares that don't exist!

  25. Thanks for doing this. Two notes for the next person who encounters this:

  26. I can tell you, she’s proud of the person you are, and you are honouring her by being the example she set forth for you to follow.

  27. Thanks. Tryin my best to not break down right now.

  28. You’re made of the same stuff Baba Mandy is. You have every bit of strength she imbibed you with.

  29. She ended up passing last night, just got the news. Thank you so much for your kind words, it helped immensely when I was at my saddest.

  30. It's almost like every company policy that states "no discussing rate of pay with your coworkers" because companies don't want people to know how fucked they are being treated.

  31. Lol it’s safe I promise. Maybe because it’s a cross post and this sub doesn’t allow those so I had to play with the URL.

  32. Or just copy and paste into comments like most people.

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