1. I love how you have a perfectly good nug under it. Usually you get the "can I still smoke it" question when you got nothing else left

  2. I'd be pissed if someone was just standing there filming me while I do all the heavy lifting

  3. On my first date (with my now husband) he took me to a nice dinner and then took me to my home. As he was walking me to my door, he chickened out of the "perfect kiss moment" and hugged me instead. I could tell he was pissed at himself as he turned around to go to his car. So before he got back into the car, I grabbed him and just went for it. And then casually said goodnight and went home. He had the absolute cutest dumbfounded look on his face. I'll never forget it. That's how I knew he was the one.

  4. If this was true there would be no male virgins! We’d have to shag over 70 men a year to keep up our numbers!

  5. Reminds me of when I was talking to my best friend on the phone at my cousin's house. I saw I brownie that looked bomb so I was eating it while talking and the second I had finished it and was about to throw the wrapper away, I noticed the warning sign. And I had to leave for work in 2 hours...

  6. They might make me work from home if I say Covid. People don't take it seriously anymore.

  7. I work from home and I got covid. They let me choose if I wanted to work or not. My symptoms were so bad that there was no way I could. I still got the covid pay

  8. My dad always taught me to never put my hand in the garbage disposal, even if you think it's off or if something's stuck. I imagine this is why

  9. You do a handstand above the cup and then extend your pursed lips down in a stretching mosquito tube like Ren or Stimpy would do on Saturday mornings when you got very high on weed and used to fly into the tv

  10. Reminds me of my math teacher who use to say "go play on the freeway" whenever a student annoyed him

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