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  1. Correct response: "voluntarily? Get away from me what the fuck creep"

  2. That's where they wash your brain. Hard pass bucko I ain't touching that sweaty couch

  3. Attorney here. Jury duty is a very important part of the legal process and a societal duty. Treat it like an adult and don't be an ass. If you can't do that, be honest with the judge and tell them in open court that you're still a child and can't serve.

  4. You sound like a fed. Now I'm gonna get on a jury and fart really loud. You and your mortgage and student loan debt cannot stop me.

  5. They would spend a billion dollars to make sure they get the 4 cents your past life owes them.

  6. People add these descriptions for engagement or just don't understand a wider worldview. Always like, "only Californians will know ****", "my cities' drivers are shit!" "Only neurodivergent people will understand ****!" A it is always things everyone does or knows.

  7. So you're saying we should kill OP to preserve the integrity of memes and remove the interaction bait from the gene pool? I'm on board I just wanna clarify the plan before making any hasty decisions.

  8. Okie you sneak up behind him and finger hook his asshole like a tow truck and I'll grab his dick and yank it like a lawn mower cord. That'll teach him.

  9. Was recently playing Insurgency Sandstorm and a guy on the other team kept saying homophobic slurs and other general trash talk only to end up messaging me trying to get my snapchat after seeing my gamer picture which is just a photo of me. Buddy likes femboys apparently.

  10. Checked profile. Got boner. I'm not sure what to do here.

  11. I hereby request permission to tap our dicks together like test clicking salad tongs.

  12. Seizing Alaska? Do those idiots not realize that's where the Alaskans live? There's a reason we keep them on the other side of Canada, they'll get drunk and use wolverines as boxing gloves. I seen't one fist fight a moose for trespassing once. They don't even need guns they'll sink a russian battleship with a splitting maul and turn the wreckage into a new woodshed. A lot of them make their living hiding traps in the woods. They don't even need drones they've got wildlife that kill people for sport. If a grizzly bear on a meth binge and a predator from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie managed to fuck and produced a viable offspring with the most dangerous properties of both, even the weakest alaskan could kill it with a spark plug and a slingshot. Slingshot optional.

  13. I got a pocket hand saw (chain one) from Savotta, I haven’t tried it yet but it’s basically a chain saw chain with handles. Looking forward to using it.

  14. Exactly my opinion too. They work well for at first, until you get to the middle of the tree. Then they tend to snag and get stuck. I find mine unreliable

  15. Only way I can use mine is if I put it on a strong springy stick and use it like a bow saw. It's a hassle though so I just use an actual bow saw instead.

  16. The video w/ the guy holding onto a tree for dear life is also fake sadly, if you've seen it.

  17. About 80 times. Fake shit here might as well be ai at this point

  18. Anybody ever been bonked by one of those on the way back? Looks hefty

  19. One time a nurse told me it'd sting a little and then she jammed an IV needle into the tendon in the back of my hand and sawed it back and forth trying to get blood out of it. Eventually they decided the elbow would be a better option after I told them several times the elbow would be better. I think that one was still in training and hadn't been taught about the "pressure" thing yet.

  20. He seems to have started with brain surgery..

  21. Best way to stop a sneeze is to jam a screwdriver waaay up the nostril. 50/50 chance you hit the sneeze source and stop it.

  22. when i was a kid i watched a man cut the lymph nodes out of his jawline....because they were swollen and painful, horrifying experience just to witness

  23. Was he injecting meth into them before that?

  24. They don't throw the grenades, they put them on drones now. It's very effective.

  25. gators digest bone and hooves so Chinese plastic and he will be hungry in an hour

  26. Crazy Steve don't take no shit. That wasn't acting he will bite you.

  27. Someone no one's heard of said something bad about us and we're supposed to care, I guess

  28. Well I for one will be grabbing my pitchfork and condoms immediately

  29. I'll look at a passing pigeon too, doesn't mean I wanna fuck it, just wanna look at it for a second because I'm not a toaster.

  30. The hatchet man is on her back and she has a tramp stamp…no skellington though.

  31. Too late, balls deep in questionable clussy as we speak

  32. Look at the calves and shoulders. If there's no jack skellington tattoo you might be able to recover from this.

  33. Zoom in. She drew one eyebrow higher than the other and used that as her profile pic. That lady makes bad decisions and probably has a minnow in her butt.

  34. Why go to college? It costs money. If you suck dick behind Wendy's you make money. How are people not catching on to this?

  35. Dafuq are you talking about I just watched this yesterday afternoon

  36. Many years ago yeah, I've since moved on to pirating, like an adult.

  37. Sir this is reddit. We don't do exercises here.

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