Ernie, the environmentalist, is air drying after his shower. Last winter, he got a little to close to that sign while still wet, zoom in and you'll see a hairless spot on his nut.
Nope, I'd shit myself, then pass out and awaken to repeat. Last summer, a 4½ foot black snake crawled into my garage through the window and was resting above the door. As I was opening and walking in that m'fer fell onto my shoulders. I bought several small mirrors and affixed them to sticks so I can see the top of the doors.
Got that washboard built for packing liquor around 🤭
Ernie, the environmentalist, is air drying after his shower. Last winter, he got a little to close to that sign while still wet, zoom in and you'll see a hairless spot on his nut.
That made my stomach hurt 🤢
Polly had enough of that Pocket,
Autobots, transform, and roll out!
Batman was ready to send someone home
Shit thats horror movie toes
I had a Jack Russell with adhd that listened better
Finally, the elusive molting process of a truck
Flunkee from gym teacher academy
Don't take the midnight meat train again
The dude looks like an extra on the set of Talk to Me with them funky colored lips
Body issues happen to men just as much as women.
Sorry guys, she got mixed up again and took the wrong bus. Where the hell is that short bus at? You're missing a rider
Thanks you just saved my chunky self from raiding the fridge 😖
Beautiful sight
Pathetic is so jealous of others hardworking to have the means to have a beautiful car. Ran to get a hand out now crawling away pouting.
Wouldn't it be wise to maybe have a tether strap that looks slightly more than a gentle breeze
Good way to lose the tip of your pecker sliding down main street..
Weren't you in that Gas-X commercial blowing the ass trumpet louder than a Harley?
Nope, I'd shit myself, then pass out and awaken to repeat. Last summer, a 4½ foot black snake crawled into my garage through the window and was resting above the door. As I was opening and walking in that m'fer fell onto my shoulders. I bought several small mirrors and affixed them to sticks so I can see the top of the doors.
Who knew those young chick's pussy were so high in calories
Well, that's one way to get rid of kidney stones.
Ate too many Flintstone vitamins
Ate too many Flintstone vitamins
This made my damn belly feel weird. Good job, Flipper