Right? It's that easy. Just don't look ahead while driving 100km/h on a country road with a slight bend. Should've just looked away, idiot. Gosh, these people are so dumb, why don't they just look behind them while driving! Or wear a welding helmet!
....or they're watching "the menu" and is picking up the nuances of the movie and wondering what other little subtle cues show the audience the people on screen are assholes.
We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
Idk
My name is also Bort
Are you short? Also is your last name simpton from that what cartoon the simpins
Yes
Turns out I’m the cat
Why the whole Mr. Nimbus controlling the police thing seems a little based on real life, lol
The writers have been sending us subtle hints all along
This is the stupidest fucking take I have ever heard
They basically told us this in the fortune cookie episode
It feels like we should just post a cop there or making parking there cost money and use that money to pay for an armed guard. Or fuck just cameras
I know Victoria's Secret. She's actually an old man that lives in Ohio.
Only in Ohio
That’s basically how the conversation would go. Then he’d not stop talking
This is too accurate
Marvin the Cowardly Security Guard is the new protagonist
Hes a pretty devote Christian. I don't think he would be willing to say any "anti God" remarks like Rick has done previously.
In season 7 Rick finds Jesus and becomes a born again Christian.
S
Did you see the new Poof?
His name is Gary and we don't need another lawsuit
Wait... Gary's gay? He's going to think I was coming onto him.
What about Dan Quayle. The guy basically runs a private army now.
The Potatoe Force
Im not sure, having external genitalia is probably a big one.
It can get hard
Get married
Asked and answered yesterday? Why do we have to do this again?
It may have changed since then
People who smoke weed run the risk of letting become their entire personality
Oh this is an easy one, it's always okay, obviously
If somebody doesn’t like it they don’t have to look
Right? It's that easy. Just don't look ahead while driving 100km/h on a country road with a slight bend. Should've just looked away, idiot. Gosh, these people are so dumb, why don't they just look behind them while driving! Or wear a welding helmet!
Some people just want to control everyone else
Thoughts and prayers, then just keep ignoring it, if you’re asking what can realistically be done.
Lexington Steele
Rich people think they’re above the law and the politicians they buy off agree.
South West Arkanssippisota
There are absolutely no safeguards to keep unqualified idiots with no business being in government from being elected
That’s how you know it’s a work of fiction. In a real communist society the people would be starving to death.
Why are you being downvoted? You’re right
Reddit communists don’t want to accept the truth
I’m sorry I took a shit in the den
....or they're watching "the menu" and is picking up the nuances of the movie and wondering what other little subtle cues show the audience the people on screen are assholes.
What an asshole
We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.