1. Are you short? Also is your last name simpton from that what cartoon the simpins

  2. Why the whole Mr. Nimbus controlling the police thing seems a little based on real life, lol

  3. The writers have been sending us subtle hints all along

  4. They basically told us this in the fortune cookie episode

  5. It feels like we should just post a cop there or making parking there cost money and use that money to pay for an armed guard. Or fuck just cameras

  6. That’s basically how the conversation would go. Then he’d not stop talking

  7. Marvin the Cowardly Security Guard is the new protagonist

  8. Hes a pretty devote Christian. I don't think he would be willing to say any "anti God" remarks like Rick has done previously.

  9. In season 7 Rick finds Jesus and becomes a born again Christian.

  10. His name is Gary and we don't need another lawsuit

  11. Wait... Gary's gay? He's going to think I was coming onto him.

  12. What about Dan Quayle. The guy basically runs a private army now.

  13. Im not sure, having external genitalia is probably a big one.

  14. Asked and answered yesterday? Why do we have to do this again?

  15. People who smoke weed run the risk of letting become their entire personality

  16. If somebody doesn’t like it they don’t have to look

  17. Right? It's that easy. Just don't look ahead while driving 100km/h on a country road with a slight bend. Should've just looked away, idiot. Gosh, these people are so dumb, why don't they just look behind them while driving! Or wear a welding helmet!

  18. Some people just want to control everyone else

  19. Thoughts and prayers, then just keep ignoring it, if you’re asking what can realistically be done.

  20. Rich people think they’re above the law and the politicians they buy off agree.

  21. There are absolutely no safeguards to keep unqualified idiots with no business being in government from being elected

  22. That’s how you know it’s a work of fiction. In a real communist society the people would be starving to death.

  23. Why are you being downvoted? You’re right

  24. Reddit communists don’t want to accept the truth

  25. ....or they're watching "the menu" and is picking up the nuances of the movie and wondering what other little subtle cues show the audience the people on screen are assholes.

  26. We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

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