TIFU: Inviting a girl over

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  1. You may remember Troy McClure from such films as The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel! And The Electric Gigolo.

  2. Don't threaten me with a good time.

  3. Which is more (military aid sent to Ukraine) money in $ than Russia’s entire defence budget in a year. Admittedly doesn’t count for Purchasing power parity and Russia hasn’t used its full military (non nuclear) capability mostly because of NATO and keeping up a military defensive capability on its borders.. It’s lack of means of manufacturing/replacing it’s more advanced equipment especially for its airforce and navy.. Why Russia is raiding its Cold War stockpiles

  4. This is not really the case; old weapons and shells about to expire are sent to Ukraine and are billed as top-of-the-line equipment, like an insurance claim where you crash your old work pickup and ask for $35k like it's a new F150.

  5. Well I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key!

  6. Obviously the old Call of Cthulu PnP game has this. Additionally Arkham Horror the board game. I don't know of any litRPGs or books with sanity as a stat, but maybe this will help.

  7. I haven't heard of this ravensdigger either

  8. Yeah. I get that. It just doesn't stand up to the slightest application of critical thinking. Anyone then who would believe it is also already in the True Believer camp of Russian propaganda. It's all just pointless. I imagine it's more about someone doing some demonstration of how loyal they are to Putin bootlicking. "Look at the level of bs I'm willing to put out for you, Putin! (Don't harm my position!)." Theater of the ridiculous.

  9. It would be a significant mistake to downplay the effectiveness in the propaganda that Russia utilizes. If they are able to muddle the truth, or decrease faith in news in general, "nothing in the news is real," with an excess of bullshit, that is to their benefit. Because the truth does not favor them.

  10. Well I got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key...

  11. "Hi space plumber. Is that a moon rock in your pocket?"

  12. What are you doing, space brother??

  13. Ok, now it all makes sense lol

  14. Kimberly is apparently mining crypto.

  15. I feel like as the story goes on, despite Jason and co. having INCREDIBLY overpowered abilities and synergies, they often struggle in fights. Which to me is fairly unrealistic. With his outrageously overtuned skills, fights should nearly always be over and done with practically instantly. Yet we're treated to these unnecessarily long conflicts where, for his abilities to have actually meant anything, would have taken 1/10th the time.

  16. Well, yeah. That's why we're already working on the NGAD.

  17. I feel like we've been promised these for the last 3 years straight.

  18. I carry cliff bars in all my vehicles, computer bags, and even jacket pockets. I've eaten them 2 years past the "best by" date. They get broken up into crumbs, but they do not melt. For those of us with a caffeine addiction, there are cliff bars with caffeine. I can get a caffeine headache if I don't get my morning fix. While it won't actually damage me, it does diminish my effectiveness during that period of time.

  19. You fool, now I know your weakness!

  20. Spy balloon… why not a satellite? The Chinese must have some old timey hipster spies working for them.

  21. Just wait until they use their ultimate evasive maneuvers of drifting slowly to the left.

  22. For a yeast yeeting steam clean!

  23. At least it wasn't the family heirloom ruby glass plate.

  24. Can you imagine my surprise at eating a shrimp soup for lunch and all the shrimp is gone?

  25. What's going to sustain you now??

  26. Shrimp broth, unfortunately.

  27. He was aliving right at them, they had no choice but to squeeze a few off!

  28. Ah yes, the ol', 'both parties are equally at fault.' It is, "after all, bipartisan shit."

  29. "Giving up your right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is like giving up your freedom of speech because you have nothing to say."

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