Rommel79

Touching your child’s butt most definitely involves the police, in my opinion. And dropping something in her lap may not have involved touching her pubic area, but it was clearly the goal.

I’m sad to have learned how big of a moron Cuban is.

"Front butt"

Oh, my gosh. You just reminded me of when my oldest was little. Apparently he was at the grocery store and decided to ask my wife why her butt (he meant pubic region) had so much hair on it. She was mortified.

I was a 33 year old woman with a child when I learned the difference.

You never covered it in a health or biology class?

I understand the pain and frustration; but I think not allowing him to leave his room for a week is a bit much. He screwed up and he knows it. Spending your time talking to him and explaining why you’re hurt will likely be more effective. I would personally also force him to delete his Tik Tok and talk to him about how he’s going to apologize to the kid he made fun of.

Coalition of the Willing 2

I doubt it expands that much.

They aren't making anything

He told them “don’t?” Well, holy shit!

It IS illegal. This bill is blatantly unconstitutional.

I've decided to vote RFK. I can't vote for the socialism. The republicans are lost. I don't agree with everything RFK has to say about every topic, but the things I don't agree with him on, I feel like his intentions are in the right place. I'm tired of having this discussion between election cycles about how much better it would be if we had more options. We got turd sandwich and giant douche again, except this time we have questionable BLT just sitting there waiting to be tried. Maybe it's bleu cheese that you're smelling. You never know. Still beats the turd and the douche.

"I can't vote for socialism"

He is right.

They're losers. We need leadership that isn't afraid of wielding power. Lord knows the Democrats have no problem doing it.

Yes. County appraisal values almost never reflect market value. But they directly reflect how much money you owe uncle Sam.

Uncle Sam Houston?

Or possibly a pair of Boeing execs.

How messed up is it that most people know exactly what happened and are just like “LOL! It happens!”

houston is way cooler than dallas.

No, Houston sucks.

As someone who has lived in both cities, I'd pick Houston in all categories with the exception of traffic. And Dallas traffic sucks too.

Same. I’ve lived in Dallas, Houston, Austin, and San Antonio. Houston is the worst. Dallas is second.

He does sock shoe sock shoe like a psycho

. . . What’s wrong with that?

Mine leaves cupboards open. I go to his mother's house-- cupboards everywhere

Mine does too. It drives me nuts.

We have more Super Bowl wins than any other NFCE team in my lifetime. And you may say “well that’s an arbitrary timeframe,” and I’ll say “my lifetime is all that matters since you’re all constructs of my imagination anyway”

Well, the Cowboys have more in MY lifetime. So fuck your arbitrary stat.

How could a construct of my imagination have been alive longer than me? Checkmate, Figment

Damn!

Roll in with a Gasden or Betsy Ross and see how long it lasts.

Hell yeah. And as a parent, I would 100% support my child in doing so.

It’s critical that the legislature fixes this ASAP. This is a battleground state and we can’t afford to lose it over this issue.

Agreed. And 15 weeks is in line with the majority of American voters.

Ever since the team came back in the late 90’s/00’s that’s 100% tanked their all time record. How many times have they even been above 500 since then? 2, 3 times?

Four times since they came back.

This might be the first thing on here that actually stings

Why? Has no one ever posted your Super Bowl record before?

It gets better, bud. I promise you.

Pretty much the essence of a good long term relationship. Theres nothing I'm hiding from my SO, and if there's something she doesn't know it's only because I didn't think it would matter telling them, not because I'm avoiding it.

Same here. After 15 years we know all of the important details.

I've always disagreed with this subs stance on Ukrainian weapons but that must be because I'm half Polish and the hatred for anything Russian runs deep in my DNA

I think a good part of us are in favor of helping Ukraine. Where I personally have an issue is why is it all on the US? Europe needs to step up. They did initially and then just kind of looked at us with their hands out.

You need mental help my friend

I do it too. After being on the phone and in meetings all day, the silence is nice.

Just like this:

Wasn’t it a leaky toilet or something?

Yes it was.

And evidence to show that he had died

You're questioning whether the guy that was scourged and crucified died?

Crucifixion can take days, its a slow death. That's the point of it.

It can, yes. But Jesus was also beaten and scourged before he was crucified. That's why he died faster.

ALL IN, BABY!

Isn’t Christmas the birth of Christ? Lol

No, but it’s when we celebrate it. Jesus was born in Spring.

2 months ago Luke Combs posted "The Man He Sees in Me" and I am just a wreck when it comes through the playlist now.

Watching You annoyed me when it first came out. Then I became a dad and understood.