Red_Sea_Pedestrian

I’m deeply confused at the lack of Nathan MacKinnon shots on goal tonight

looks like a small popcorn though, that's how wealthy people stay wealthy

Poor people buy the bottomless bucket?

............................Next he will say Petah Tikvah is real.

You mean the Ohio of Israel?

Too fuckin soon

Cloooosing time 🎵

https://youtu.be/7-0lV5qs1Qw?si=KoS8qn6TI8pcM--v

i can't turn it off. turning off means it's over and i am, somehow, not ready for that

I never watched the last episode of Jon Stewart’s (original) run on the daily show so it could never be over.

That’s bullshit. I want my broadcasting duo to run the show

First round is always available on local broadcast. 

This is ideal for my personal life schedule. I hope you’re right😅

Game 3 being on Friday would be huge for my personal life schedule too. 

Lmao on an empty netter that didn’t need to be 😂😂😂 the way they lost it cracked me up so much. I was watching both games at the same time. One on the iPad, the other on the tv and Detroit tied it up and I was like WOW! Then I see the Flyers goalie immediately leave the net to the bench and I just started laughing so hard. I was like fuckin Torts strikes again 😂

Thank you Torts 🙏

RIP Papi

Ok pull the goalie now

So nice that they’re cheering for Natedogg.

I’m honestly surprised he doesn’t hold the top 5. That’s usually how scoring records go.

My Jewish mother texted me the article 20 minutes ago, and after reading it, I came here to post it and saw it posted already. I told my mom when she was asking questions about Zach that Hyman’s jersey is the only non-Capitals jersey I own.

Holy shit I forgot about Chara. He was so good for Jensen.

Chara literally taught Jensen the intangibles.

AI is gonna kill us all

I am ready for Tom Wilson to move back into MSG rent free.

Time for Tom to commit some horrific acts of violence at MSG.

This is art.

jesus fucking christ

Seriously.

Congrats friend

Thanks friend ❤️❤️❤️

American Hero.

You have my signature

And my axe.

He made $9,500,000 this season in a state with no income tax. How expensive is homeowners insurance in Florida?

Expensive as fuck actually, since a bunch of major insurance companies have effectively pulled out of writing policies in Florida, and aren’t renewing old policies. 

Clinch a playoff spot off an empty net game winner by ovi would be euphoric

My body is ready

Why? He was handed a cup in Colorado

Holy shit is this a hot take. 

Want an even hotter one? Worst goalie to win a cup.

You’re an idiot.

That human disco ball behind the Oilers bench was a sight to behold.

That was the least enthusiastic “pulsating” by Jack I’ve ever heard.

PULL THE GOALIE YOU COWARDS

My shoulders are fucked and they do not hurt while running

My shoulders are fucked (3 surgeries between the two) and they hurt just walking, let alone running.

Absolutely shocked Mack seems to be a part of it, but can’t wait for it to

That man hates being interviewed. So this is indeed pretty shocking.

This is not ideal.

Mac breaking ankles

Bad goal to give up

Hello fellow Caps/Avs fan!