Profile said she’d buy me a drink if I could be funnier than her. Guess not like this.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
That's a little funny
- By - West-Requirement6658
AITA for telling my daughter she could learn something from my friend's daughter, who got a job she didn't?
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
A smol, delicate danger noodle.
2000 IQ
I'm genuinely flabbergasted.
*Lowers face into palm*
- By - aitaredditaccount_
I always say he looks like Liam Neeson’s younger, angrier brother.
And weaker.
You get around it by applying a spell of lust.
Bye bye my lovely Scarlett Witch. She made every effort to play along and describe our intense love sessions.
The writers and directors basically said Hulk accounted for that when he snapped
Did he account for the poor passengers on the plane when the whole flight crew got blipped?
Spider Man: Far From Home treates the Blip like a joke.
What democracy?
Bucky.
How else did she get his arm?
My thoughts exactly.
Do you know which native tribe you would belong too?
Navajo!
Congrats!
2 days.
Brotherhood.
Do I look too slutty in this nightie?
No it just sucked.
If pussy doesn't motivate you, what will?
Interesting.
Really? They asked politely! People really do have egos lol
There's no rule where you are forced to comply if someone asks politely.
Yes, that’s true. Which is why the man was not being polite. He was stubborn and ignorant!
Stubborn perhaps, but not ignorant.
This just in: Men can dish it out but can’t take it!
What?
Stop profile stalking. Again, get a life!
Who was that and why was he/she attacking me?
Best revolt is everyone agrees not to return to work.
Don’t ask for clarification if you’re not ready to get it, asshole.
No need to get offensive.
Are you still talking? And are you forgetting that you commented in the first place? Get a life.
Ugh that's overly racist.
Exactly! Thank you! He’s happy and healthy, there’s no reason I think otherwise to get him fixed. And we still want his pups…
No need to have your boy neutered, but if you want to avoid him knocking up some random bitch you can always get him a vasectomy.
Ignore them. Fixed dogs have a 600% greater chance of obesity. It messes up their hormones. They don’t want to play as much and want to eat more.
Agreed. 100%
Fool! Everything is improved by Doom
This right here.
Hank Pym is an original Avenger, he didn’t show up till after Ultron. Avengers turned out pretty good considering that.
Oh I won that one! Father at 16
Congrats!
If anyone wants to actually discuss any of these theories and ideas send me a message. I have ideas and show info for most but don't want to be in an argument with everyone at once lmao
Evil Leaper detected.
Come in Canada :)
Is Canada on the pill?
I am twice a Bielsa widow now.
Stealing make up
So did you divorce the cunt?