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Rare early footage of Captain Raymond Holt

We played for years where if you have greater than 7 on the robber, the half your cards you lose are chosen at RANDOM.

Ew

Brennan Lee Mulligan and it’s not close.

True. Why would you say it's half past twelve if you could just say it's half one.

Because I’m not German.

Seems to be much lesser known but I’ve listened to a lot of Maxlion recently.

Ja, bitte

The CIA can’t touch US citizens. The FBI is watching out for him.

"Can't" is a very strong word.

Scientists are still trying to work out someone can serve up something so cold while being so fire.

I've got a degree in Economics, but my German is terrible.

Are you me?

Give them a free win. That’ll show em.

Gives new meaning to the term ‘finger food’.

Sike

Sounds like a great way to infuse old wet sock into your favorite cut of meat.

I’ve heard them referred to as ‘vocal pauses’.

They did an entire Extreme Home Makeover for a poor family in need!

Social media should be a fun one considering how vocal Kyle has been about wanted to get kicked off Twitter.

It’s clear as day. Go ahead and stop.

For when you are absolutely positively done with the neighbor blowing his leaves onto your lawn.

I have been in a nearly identical situation. The difference for me is that I overestimated my coworkers' English, since I was told "don't worry, everyone speaks English". They guy who told me this was one of 2 people who really spoke any English (and they were sales guys with whom I rarely dealt). Needless to say it was a huge shock.

You must be really in demand to have coworkers put in that much effort with you.

Thanks, I hate it so much.

Every single Friday you bring joy to my soul. Keep up the amazing work.

Do you want vampire ants?! Because that’s how you get vampire ants!

Found out today you can buy a cheddar bay biscuit kit to make them at home. Just mix it with water and you got a batch in 15 minutes. Red Lobster has served its purpose and it can go now.

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You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader.

Roiland is replaceable? The voices are his. The show was based off a short he made. He is literally over 50 percent of the show.

Any creator is replaceable.