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  5. Cramer confirmed MOASS Wednesday. Or at least the crash. “The fed’s decision on Wednesday could let the bulls party on”.

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  6. Anyone want to have a water balloon fight with me? I found a bunch of expired condoms in my nightstand and don’t want to waste them.

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  7. Ken must be internalizing the daily chat again. Volume dry af

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  10. The only thing I've seen that is common across all 81 halted stocks is BlackRock having a position in them. When they were disconnected during those few first seconds, I think we saw the prices trying to get to where they would be without BlackRock's algos holding them where they want them. I don't think BlackRock is close to getting a call from Marge, but they have laid people off and limited withdrawals, so who knows what will happen when the crash finally starts.

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  11. Jim Cramer did recently give black rock the kiss of death

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  13. Inverse Cramer will always be investing strategy after MOASS. Easy money.

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  14. What if it’s all a dream? Life is but a dream.

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  15. That’s how it feels when you smoke too much weed. Nothing is real.

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  17. Oh good. Here I thought I should stop smoking so much since I don’t take anything seriously anymore. Glad it’s not the weed.

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  18. Someone tell me how many calls were itm at 22 I'm almost there

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  20. The crash is upon us. “What a comeback for the mighty DOW. Really impressive” -cokerat

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  21. Actually last earnings they did specifically mention acquisitions. The speculation isn’t baseless.

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  22. Not to mention. The whole NFT marketplace started as pure speculation and look how that turned out

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  24. The 3.0 motor is junk. Known for blowing head gaskets. My grandpa was a master mechanic at the dealership for 40 years. “Worst motor they ever made”. You’re better off 1 swapping the motor or 2 buy something else. The 22R motors are the best work motors. Maybe not the most powerful but they definitely can take a beating

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  25. That's good info! I do like this old style though, It's just a fun work truck.

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  26. The 22r is from 80’s and 90’s my grandpa swapped it out. They are junkyard gold. Gone as soon they come in. It’s the old school reliable

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  27. I carried the 1 bro. The numbers solid

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  28. The loss would accelerate faster than the gains is their point.

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  30. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.

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  33. Steve cohen is the type of guy to punch a koala in the face. 🐨🤛🏻

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  37. So basically you’re saying CS is the best place to hold shares during moass. Got it

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  38. Hindenburg’s business model is to find companies that are “dodgy” …short them… then once they have their position on, release a damming report to the public thus causing their shorts to go in the money… It could be about any company - there goal is to make it seem and sound as bad as possible.

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  41. Turns out eating just over 2 pounds of coke isn’t healthy

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  44. Lol classic fud. Claim to have lots of shares then bitch. Use a lame ass photo as “proof”.

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  45. You speak like you've never dated the opposite sex. It's really common for the lady not to know where they eat and I have also known that most women like a guy to choose for them. So he may be a regard in stocks he isn't as regarded as you with women.

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  46. “What do everyone think” hurts to read though.

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  47. Me reaching 69,420 karma and the Cowgirls getting eliminated means MOASS is this week.

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  51. Guess you’ll see if anything happens on t+2 Tuesday. likely they just FTD.

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  52. Low effort repost from the gambling sub with a side of FUD. Fuck you OP.

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  53. I noticed that too. Op also linked it in the daily too. Karma whoring.

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  54. Why do I feel so numb and unfazed by anything I read these days?

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  56. Shhh lemme tuck you in. Would you like another blanket? Foot massage? Glass of warm milk? Under blanket handy?

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  58. Make sure you hydrate, eat and most importantly, rest. You have been working hard Welp. 🤙🤙

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  61. Oh yeah. Paid leave for 2 months after beating someone to death.

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  62. Now that’s something I wouldn’t have thought of