MrJoffery

the longest river in france dried up today

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A sense of impending doom

Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back

When laughter meets percussion

Innocent laughter

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What is the saddest song you've ever heard?

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Everything is better with a good hug

This hits me right in the feels

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  1. Sharks lived through out many mass extinctions, whales are rookies and will probably die

  2. Jokes on the the sharks. These humans have also killed all the plankton in the oceans. Their food has no food anymore. Soon they will have no food. Good luck surviving, who is laughing now amirite? /s

  3. Research and development costs are brutal. It's not a mass market product so there are fewer units sold to spread that cost over.

  4. So that money wasn't spent? Otherwise how is it misleading? lol People get so upset when their cult of the golden calf gets criticised for any reason

  5. The Test & Trace was a private enterprise paid for by the Government. Just because they labelled it NHS doesn't make it NHS expenditure. Same for the corrupt PPE contracts.

  6. It's dog whistle rhetoric designed to trigger Tory voters.

  7. Blonde guy’s mullet hair says “I surf… in my back yard pond. “

  8. I'm hoping somehow they can get Jacob Rees Mogg to take the reins.

  9. British public understand an issue whn face with a coherent argument that matches their own values.

  10. That's not really true. It can cost like $40k-$50k to adopt a child, which is in addition to the cost of actually raising them.

  11. TIL it costs 40k to 50k to adopt in the US. Fuck me that is ridiculous. It cost us nothing to adopt my daughter. I'm not sure if had cost that much that we could afford it. No wonder you guys have an adoption problem. This is very sad, it shouldn't be like that. Who gets the money?

  12. It’s that he’s known for saying “Hello There”, and a “Hello” from him is not really satisfying.

  13. Ah yeah of course. I even thought that when I was watching it and it still wooshed me. I am not a smart man.

  14. Ian Brown made an entire song about this:

  15. We got married in 2013. We spent £22k on ours and it was fucking great. We both loved every minute of it. I would do it again tomorrow if I could.

  16. its actually mercury, I saw this on cgp grey about 2 years ago:

  17. Is it closer "on average" or just during parts of its orbit?

  18. What's has the Gay & Lesbian Tennis Alliance got to do with anything?

  19. This was the very first vinyl I ever bought. Got it from Woolworths.

  20. You’re very welcome! The place has definitely got a unique charm. I really like it.

  21. If charm = flat then yeah man there's an abundance of that. ;)

  22. It's not Manuel's fault! You leaving him the fuck alone.

  23. This Is an article based on third party reporting of and article in The Times. It could be correct of course but I feel a little uneasy about this being propaganda (it exists on both sides)

  24. This is me completely. I much prefer to be buzzed with booze before. My inner monologue isn't so erratic.

  25. I fucking hate that guys fucking face. Absolutel cunt faced arsehole.

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