The director of the police union who turned out to be one of the biggest smugglers of fentanyl
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
A glowing commendation for all to see
- By - ZombieBisque
Man in India cools off a king cobra on a hot Sunny day
Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.
A smol, delicate danger noodle.
- By - lonely_dude__
Official WW2 telegram sent to my Grandma stating that her husband was killed in an accident. He was walking at night back to base and was hit by a Jeep. Camp Carson Colorado 1942.
Everything is better with a good hug
A glowing commendation for all to see
- By - XXIX29
to extract information from the US president
A glowing commendation for all to see
A golden splash of respect
Did somebody say 'Murica?
- By - peseoane
That's piss.
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This Ugandan man has fathered 102 children, and perhaps not surprisingly the family barely make ends meet.
Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.
- By - DocsHoax
I’m going in for surgery tomorrow. What’s something funny I can say to my surgeon before I’m put under anesthesia?
Laugh like a supervillain
Innocent laughter
I'm in this with you.
A glowing commendation for all to see
- By - mcfigdaddy
So, this just happend at my workplace.
Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back
- By - Lopsided_Nebula9288
Blamed the housekeeper - a classic.
No no lemon pledge here also no shirts and sweets and no fentanyl and no lemon pledge.
Plot twist: dad finds the nudes on kids phone and the mom gets off free.
Yes son, I will tell you about it when I see you.
Goes off to buy a pack of cigarettes.
“Wash me Hooman”
My parents would say no but I’d say let him play with you.
IRA’s, Roth IRA’s and 401k’s are retirement accounts. They are not intended to build massive wealth quickly. They work well over time, like 20+ years. Not so great for short term investments. I work for my state’s retirement system. People who consistently contribute to their IRA’s over a 30+ year career easily retire as millionaires. People who wait until their 50’s to start don’t usually have enough to cover a single year’s expenses by age 65. When you hear people complaining that their retirement savings have been wiped out by the stock market, it’s usually those who began saving later in life. Those who started early also take a hit, but overall, are ahead.
I know I’m just looking to hear from someone who consistently contributed to their accounts for 30+ plus and see how they did. I haven’t been able to meet or talk to one of those people yet either because they don’t use the internet or they don’t want to talk about how they did.
I don’t understand? They are investments … they work just like any other investment? Their performance will depend entirely on the funds and stocks you pick.
Appreciate the reply it’s nice to hear they work! Going to assume you are in the age range I described and have been contributing for 30-40 years. 😀
Imagine going off to war and it’s a Jeep that kills you…
Apparently the guys that notify families these days aren't supposed to talk about the actual circumstances, basically for this reason - the family can imagine it was a heroic Hollywood death instead of falling off a ladder changing a barracks light.
Oh wow thanks for the insight
He looks pretty stern and focused here. Does the media portray him as a forgetful nursing home patient on purpose?
You cut it.
Why would baby be up and not already fed at 1135?
Most likely short for baby daddy.
The next American Idol: Serial killer edition
Bro this made my day you’re dog is awesome.
Because children don’t do Reddit challenges and kill themselves.
Might be a good idea to tell them, at least so they can transfer your records over.
Where is the “maybe a condom, maybe a pack of gum”?
At least he makes his bed.
Honestly even if the piss jugs are fake the rest of the set up is mighty impressive.
Now you can just use urban dictionary like the rest of us.
Same mother?
Jack come back.
Jesus? Is that you?
These clips are too short... why you ask? because one of them they miscalculate and the girl falls.
They are an artist, they wrote the song we all know and love, Piss Soaked Prostitute Abortion.
wait really? I don't want to google that song.....