Also, if you're using the wrong size and really into it. My ex's dad didn't believe that I needed magnums and I lost so many because we got into it and it popped off.
Driving down the road, about 3 in the morning, and suddenly the trees start swinging their branches at me. Pulled over and did some jumping jacks to get the blood pumping as best i could. Got going again and the road started moving like a snake. literally slithering all over the place. the only time it sat still was when my car was on top of it, but i couldn't predict where my car was supposed to go to stay on top of it. I stopped and slept after that.
Dunno bit she looks really bored.
Me
Yes. Yes you can
Yes please. Just sit on my face
How could anyone forget the greatest god of all time!?!?
Womp womp
If youre both not into it, the condom can get lost up there.
Also, if you're using the wrong size and really into it. My ex's dad didn't believe that I needed magnums and I lost so many because we got into it and it popped off.
Ex’s dad???
I was 18. She was 18. He bought us condoms so she didn't get pregnant. We used them. I don't see why this is weird.
That's some good stuff. I like your stuff.
Why the ai say she has horns?
Probably Waluigi. The entire internet is thirsty for that lanky purple mustachioed drink of water.
Yeah, what of it?
Came here to say exactly this.
Driving down the road, about 3 in the morning, and suddenly the trees start swinging their branches at me. Pulled over and did some jumping jacks to get the blood pumping as best i could. Got going again and the road started moving like a snake. literally slithering all over the place. the only time it sat still was when my car was on top of it, but i couldn't predict where my car was supposed to go to stay on top of it. I stopped and slept after that.
It's because they had a flag...