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  1. Need some embroidered sunflowers in my life 😍

  2. I would put up some bright motion lights. Like fade-the-fucking-paint bright.

  3. Motion activated sprinklers + bright lights sounds like a splendid combination to tell em to go fuck themself

  4. I, too, have been at war with these fucky fucks FOR SO LONG! Brutal murder has consumed my thoughts. May the plant gods deliver us from this misery.

  5. Interesting!!! I should track my libido and see if it has any kind of pattern 🧐

  6. I saw two other comments confirm this, personally way too excited to see if pattern can be charted

  7. The doctor who diagnosed me told me that auties often experience things in a more dualistic or polarized way. If the way auties experience things (emotionally, sensorily, etc) is a 1-10 scale, then auties often experience thing mostly in the 1-3 and 8-10 ranges.

  8. Doesn't trust the government, doctors, public schools, the va??ine, nothing. Has expressed wanting to live "off the grid" on a farm every chance he gets. It's exhausting.

  9. Please don’t leave your daughter with this stranger danger; it doesn’t matter if he is biological dna donor. Don’t answer calls and like another commenter suggested, don’t answer the door. Get some locks or find someone that can install extra locks. Get a security camera that can record any and all harassment that happens outside your house. Hell, move if you can. I think it’s great if they want to be a present parent but they need to get to know the small human first and be consistent, at least. Let them prove they want to be a present parent for 6mo and then go thru court if u must for an arrangement. If you let him keep her for extended time before a legal arrangement is made, it will most definitely be used against you. It is hard coparenting with an unhealthy individual so I’d suggest researching and exploring boundaries. There’s a secret in our society and it isn’t that birth is painful, it’s that mother’s are strong. U got this, mama 🐻

  10. I don't know about other parents in Iceland but mine used "Are you a Viking or a mouse?"

  11. U doing the lords work on this beautiful Sunday 🙏🏾

  12. I’m neurodiverse and even I know that this is bull behavior; sorry but he simply doesn’t care, babe. ¡Gentle spoiler alert! if he wanted to: he would. When respect isn’t being served, LEARN TO LEAVE THE TABLE ♡

  13. You can find stunningly beautiful slabs decently priced @ Wood N Things (Westbank)

  14. All of this is golden but that last line is the best creed I ever did see

  15. idk about y’all…. but i’m puking whether i try to or not lmao

  16. No it's not. Nowhere in the world is pregnancy listed as a disability. Only ones who say it is, are pregnant women that want attention or to be babied.

  17. Ever been pregnant and employed in the US? @least in Louisiana, you must literally file for disability to get “Maternity leave.” Ludicrous ain’t it?

  18. Murder is normal in Christianity. Being fabulous isn’t.

  19. thanks for the suggestions, i’ll look into it! people watching & drinking sounds like a total vibe, we will find a place 😂

  20. My cat is the same way. I have discovered that they don’t necessarily need toys and games that simulate catching prey. We have a game where we pass things back and forth under a door (like pens, straws).

  21. Aw I thought me and mine invented the under the door game 😝 they cute little devils

  22. That gives me flashbacks to "sleep when the baby sleeps!"

  23. funniest painful-cuz it’s true mom joke possibly ever written.

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