Robinhood wants me to consider diversifying my portfolio to ‘better withstand the ups and downs.’ It’s like they don’t know how much of a regarded investor I am.
SCOOP: Bankers say @elonmusk indicated to them recently he still wanted to buy @Twitter & backed out to re-negotiate price, people w direct knowledge say. He's offering original terms convinced he would lose a court battle that would damage his rep & @Tesla more 130 @FoxBusiness
Coming to you from rural Kansas, here is your midday Ag Report: grain markets trading flat to slightly up, cattle and hogs continue to trade higher. Low water levels on Mississippi affecting barges on the river, causing higher shipping rates.
Lets just agree that TSLA belongs at 150 and get it over with. I don't care what Elon promises to deliver. Unless you his baby mommy you aint getting nothing for at least 5- forever years
Imagine Elon asking you, what did you get done this week? Well I lost more money on stocks, I jerked off twice on Tuesday, and I watched that new show about a serial killer
I’ve been having two volcano burritos daily since they brought it back. Fucking gourmet
Where from?
The 🔔
Are the Tesla bros pissed off today? B-b-but record deliveries!
Ahahah! Thank you Elon daddy
Corn 🌽 is probably the next bull market
Cramer even said it’s not
Cramer said he’s gonna do better going forward guys
NASDAQ up 1% off 15,000 more people being unemployed than expected :4271: The size of one podunk ass town in Mississippi
I banged a hooker in Podunk, Mississippi once
KU bball coach out with health issues. Get WVU +160 before line changes
Draft Kings better have my money
Bill Gates has his Tesla short shorts on today
Jim, it is not hyperbole when I say my entire net worth is dependent on your lightning round segment
“With Merrell, the bull always has your back.” So, you’re about to get gored through the back?
Tesla cannot even afford the dumpsters out back. They’re going bankrupt and some hookers in Fremont will be looking for new work
Back in the bull market I used to watch mad money everyday. Now that I’ve picked up a second shift behind the dumpster I just don’t have the time 😔
Calls on Cartoon Network for playing courage the cowardly dog reruns
There’s talk that Tesla could do a share buyback, but buy Elons shares so he could close on Twitter. 🤡
Robinhood wants me to consider diversifying my portfolio to ‘better withstand the ups and downs.’ It’s like they don’t know how much of a regarded investor I am.
You think Elon hasn’t been trying to get in contact with Putin? His German factory depends on the war ending
I unironically love the lightning round
Cramer has a limp dick handshake
I thought Cramer was actually going on a cruise. No way in hell would he mingle with the simpletons on a Norwegian Cruise
Dems have their hands in the pockets of pharmaceutical lobbyists. They ain’t gonna legalize it
How does weed felons being pardoned lead to weed stocks popping off? We all know Brandon isn’t gonna legalize it
Do you guys know why the f... Verizon is dying?
Even Buffett sold out of that boomer company
Even Gary Black starting to sound like a delusional Tesla bull
If I was Twitter I’d force that fucker to go through court out of sheer pettiness
SCOOP: Bankers say @elonmusk indicated to them recently he still wanted to buy @Twitter & backed out to re-negotiate price, people w direct knowledge say. He's offering original terms convinced he would lose a court battle that would damage his rep & @Tesla more 130 @FoxBusiness
I hope Twitter forces the deposition through to reveal whatever dirt they have on him
People who legit get worked up arguing on the internet should take mushrooms just once in their life
Does your guy’s city also have a shady injury lawyer whose slogan is “In a wreck? Need a check?”
Is he still doin CLOV? Lmao
That’s specifically what I was referring to 😅
What should I do with these stimmy checks I never cashed?
Did you get the physical check so you could get Donnie’s signature on it?
That’s crazy that it’s already Tuesday in North Korea
Coming to you from rural Kansas, here is your midday Ag Report: grain markets trading flat to slightly up, cattle and hogs continue to trade higher. Low water levels on Mississippi affecting barges on the river, causing higher shipping rates.
Where’s the poorly regarded Tesla bulls I was arguing with yesterday. Fucking idiots
Withdrew all my losses from coinbase bc no way in hell am I giving coinbase my social
Tesla to 150 tomorrow
Puts on Brady. He’s playing like a 45 year old
Don’t europoors have their own markets? I get so tired of them talking shit while also consuming American culture
So no mention of cybertruck or roadster and you all think a robot is actually gonna happen?
At a stock price of $150 Tesla forward p/e would be about 28.
Lets just agree that TSLA belongs at 150 and get it over with. I don't care what Elon promises to deliver. Unless you his baby mommy you aint getting nothing for at least 5- forever years
Watch AI day today I bet they show the roadster vaporware along with the sex bot
Finding New Lows: A Memoir of a Regarded Wendy’s Worker
Imagine Elon asking you, what did you get done this week? Well I lost more money on stocks, I jerked off twice on Tuesday, and I watched that new show about a serial killer
Nasdaq qqq: become an agent of economic depression
We want circuit breakers!