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  1. Opera. Start singing opera with a strong, sturdy, and ergonomically correct core. It will improve your diaphragm strength, and even clear your throat and lungs from crap, it's quite handy

  2. My mom and I watched the first season of 24 together way back when, and all I remember about the show was how we bitched about how much his wife sucked and watched the whole thing just to see if she died.

  3. That inside, everyone feels weird or anxious or like they don't quite fit, even if that's not how it seems on the outside. People are just people, even when they pretend to be more than that. It allows me to treat folks like I would want to be treated, acknowledging all the weird bits inside, and going for it anyway. Knowing we're all pretty much the same gets me all jazzed up to learn and enjoy our differences

  4. Adults are just children pretending to adult, and the ones who are really good at it have forgotten that they are children, fully buying into the illusion.

  5. Discman, tamagotchi, a paperback, and probably a blue raspberry push pop

  6. Cherub tomatoes and plain hummus. Mmm.

  7. That kind of body-deep breath that happens spontaneously, kind of like a hiccup, is a signal from your parasympathetic nervous system that your body can relax now. Like hey, you're safe and cozy, and your rest-and-digest responses have now come online. Dogs do it too, when they finally get comfortable and curl up, they get that quick little inhale and slow release and then they turn into warm, furry, caramel. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that's why they're extra good. It's a nice little shot of relax hormones from your brain to your bod.

  8. yeah, I've even noticed my cat's doing it too

  9. You can actually "fake" one of those breaths, do like a quick little double inhale, and a slow relaxed exhale, and it helps facilitate that signal. Try it next time you're stressed or worried.

  10. I am the pretty, young thing that lives in the house.

  11. Also, I should recommend the 90s-00s movie May. Weird, but we love it.

  12. But it takes way less than that to send me to one of the 9 circles of hell.

  13. Had a lovely night in with some weed and wine and two of me (36f) and my boyfriend's (35m) best friends we never get to see. Put on some tunes, moved their modular couch into a nest configuration with pillows and blankets, and literally just cuddle-puddled like the invalid grandparents from Willy Wonka. We played the alphabet game and made silly bets on things and made chicken wings (just olive oil and adobo seasoning, in the oven for 45 at 400, do it) and basically just talked about the dumb shit we did as kids to determine if any of it needed to be recreated.

  14. Múm - Will the summer make good for our sins

  15. I would just keep a small amount aside for the next time you guys do something together, and when he goes to pay, WHAM, you say I got this one babe.

  16. Y'know he actually says that if I want to pay I have to beat him to the card reader. But I have no money soooo .. I never get to do that. Cause.our groceries are like $150. That's a lot. I relish the day that I can finally do this.

  17. 50 bucks to take him out to breakfast or something isn't the same as a $150 grocery bill. And you can always let the waitress know that you will be paying on your way to the bathroom ...

  18. A friend and I used to say "DEPECHE MODE" to each other in a deep voice as a weird way to pump each other up. We were likely very obnoxious, as was our tendency. I can't explain why we did it, there were very stupid reasons and inside jokes involved. Anywhoodles, math teacher was REALLY sick of hearing our little chant, and forbade us from saying it again. Of course, one of us then whispered it really quietly, right after he laid out the new rule.

  19. Throw him away!! Hooray!! Fuck that guy!!

  20. I found the hardest thing was actually finding skates that fit my squishy feet. Bont makes great skates with wide toe boxes , and that helped, but skates in general seem to be geared towards folks with tiny little cat paws for feet. I just made sure to take frequent breaks whenever any part of my body complained, acknowledged what was hurting, gave it it's due, then got back on the horse. You have to get back on the damn horse!

  21. Oh, and learn HOW TO FALL. Sorry, this should have been my first point. There are tons of materials out there on how to fall correctly, so do some brushing up on that! Put all your pads on, don't skimp because they might look dumb or whatever other Bs reason people have for not wearing pads, and go throw yourself around on the lawn to get used to going down. This is the skill that will help you in all other ways, really.

  22. I would start with hitchcock personally. Just watched Rebecca and rear window the other day

  23. What a fucking idiot. Casually mention he seems a little thicker 'round the middle and it makes his penis look smaller.

  24. There is an owl that perches in my back yard and hoots at night. I fluctuate between loving it and wanting to throw a shoe at it. Mostly I love it.

  25. Have you tried playing owl sounds on YouTube out towards the owl? I hear it can be pretty cool.

  26. When the plow goes by my house late at night when it snows.

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