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  1. "shows what a fawn she is"  Nah, she's trying to get out of this interaction alive and in one piece.

  2. Golf. It's just barely more active than poker, don't bullshit me and call it a sport.

  3. Moves Like Jagger. I shuddered just typing it out.

  4. I heard Adam Levine described as "the Derek Zoolander of music" and my God, it was so accurate it took me out.

  5. I tense up and brace myself if I'm even in the room with someone who's visibly upset for that reason.

  6. This is gonna be pretty tame compared to other stories here, but when I worked at a McD's I had an older guy come up to me, pants down, asking if I could get a change of clothes out of his car and help him into them.

  7. I don't know, I was just never the "20 beers because it's a fuckin PARTY" type of drinker.

  8. People who try to get on elevators without seeing if anyone else is stepping off first. Maybe, just maybe, you'll have room to stand if you wait for someone to leave before you go in.

  9. Literally happened to me! "why don't you let me have any fun?" "why do you get so mad at me all the time?" I'm just setting boundaries to not to basic things!

  10. God I got so much "why can't I be me? I've had to accommodate you all my life" when I came out as trans to my mom and just No, the "It's Pat" reference just wasn't funny and signaled to me that you're not taking me seriously

  11. "you used to have a sense of humor" no, I learned why some of your jokes made me uncomfortable and decided I'd rather leave the conversation than try to push back

  12. All I can think is that you'd be standing there judging everyone based on how hydrated they are

  13. People trying to give me advice that won't actually work for me. Especially when I already found a manageable way to do what someone's trying to walk me through.

  14. My dogs do this when I'm petting one. It just turns into them taking turns getting their chins scritched.

  15. If a cop pulls you over and asks if you know how fast you were going, say "yes".

  16. The Pledge of Allegiance was originally published in a magazine called Youth's Companion, with the goal of selling more subscriptions and US flags.

  17. The weird obsession with college sports. Especially when the schools involved are going to be more selective about admissions than, say, a community college.

  18. "we're a family" generally translates to "don't forget, you're here forever".

  19. A show that started on a TV channel catering to LGBTQ audiences "turned into woke bs"? lolwhut

  20. what is the correct material for people in drag to present to toddlers?

  21. What any other man in a costume would do for a crowd of kids if they're so inclined.

  22. Not really. He was acting up even after she hit him. This is proof that kids who get hit stay being brats. Seems like you're in denial.

  23. And if not, they end up living in fear that any social slip-up will end in violence.

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