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dad always the hero

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Can we get an F

To pay respects.

I needed this today

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A $4 drop in 1 minute, from $26.6 (ish) to $22.6, straight into a circuit breaker. That has to be a big short. Hold the freaking line and make them regret it!

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Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

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too old for online?

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37 cents

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  1. Based on the fact that you declined that order, I'm thinking that it wasn't a typo.

  2. Even worse he wrote “collage” and I agree OP is Ed.

  3. Bro his superdad powers kicked in at that moment, no way in hell would he even be able to open that at home if he was handed it there. He would have to tap it with a knife, run it under hot water, smack it on the floor, only then will it open. You can see dad gained the energy from his daughter and spirit bombed that lid. Give that man a medal!

  4. You’re being unreasonable reasonable tomato

  5. They okay, they take care of me sometimes.

  6. I was in class as well. They announced on the intercoms for the teachers to turn on the TVs to the news channel. Small school. First time that's ever happened as well as the last. We didn't resume our lessons that day. I was in 3rd grade and I didn't understand except that whatever happened was horrible and lots of people died. Well I didn't understand until I got home and my parents were talking about terrorism and war.

  7. I was in 4th grade, I remember our room having the best view to downtown, so faculty kept popping into our class. We saw the smoke from the Bronx.

  8. I freaked out one time I couldn’t find my phone, walking around looking for it. I was talking to someone with it.

  9. Bro I was looking for my phone one time, turn the flashlight app on it and started looking under the bed for my phone. Guess where my phone was?

  10. I’ve seen this porno before.

  11. Are both your items from the Cheesecake Factory?

  12. Sometimes the way they pack them, during the drive the cheesecake can easily flip over. It should’ve been handled more carefully by your driver but definitely the merchant should take some blame too. Their bags hold food very poorly for transport, like every time I pick up from there, the cheesecakes slide back and forth and nearly flip over themselves. The best way to transport is to simply hold them in hand, idk that’s just my experience. Maybe your driver stopped short or something idk.

  13. Now I feel stupid for not quickly notice that I was responding a limited stupid person..

  14. You should feel stupid dumbfuck half your comment was literal and the other half was hypothetical. Are you saying that I should call up Uber and tell them that it’s their fucking problem to resolve and if the next pax complains and I get a low rating that I will be suing Uber?

  15. Was the crispy chicken cantina taco discontinued at all Taco Bell locations? Was it only for limited time? That was the only thing I liked at TB, everything else is ass

  16. The volcano nachos and burritos were 🔥 but those have not been around in years. These chain restaurants always seem to get rid of the good stuff 😞

  17. I’ve never had those and do sound pretty good. Idk why they do this? Does your local tb still have the crispy cantina taco?

  18. Hasan Minhaj, he alright but the brown shtick is getting old. Like he wants people to feel bad he was bullied for his skin. Everyone who isn’t white that lives in America was bullied at some point for the color of their skin.

  19. Yeah I imported it from japan, went to the port and drove it back home. 30k rough miles though lol they drove the shit out of this thing. Only cost $1861

  20. How’d you do that?? Import and find the listing?

  21. I remember Kodak Black did this irl, that was much more uncomfortable.

  22. They got the dining room open past 12 in AC?

  23. At least when you tell them you fucked their mom, it could very well be true.

  24. I’m not gay but I feel that tingle

  25. You’re doing it wrong then, there’s definitely a learning curve to it. I work part time rn and just started increasing my hours this month so I work more during the week. Easily clear $1100/week with ~38 hrs work before gas. Since my car is hybrid and I usually stay local- maybe $100/week for gas. It’s not bad if you do it right- you’re obviously doing it wrong and should be using a gas efficient vehicle.

  26. They never gave me one, but I got like 8 fire grubhub bags. They even gave me a $15 gift card last week for completing 200 deliveries. The crazy part was, the gift card actually worked! I enjoyed some Jamaican last week.

  27. My friends look like beef patties.

  28. As a male, this gives me serious anxiety

  29. I ain’t see mom running when her kid was rushing big homie, what a bozo

  30. Everybody time zones different homeboy

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