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- By - zjz
🚀WELCOME TO 2023 R/SUPERSTONK!!🚀🟣Why haven't you registered your shares yet?✨Do you need help?✨Have you registered and want to help?✨Get in here!🟣
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When you follow your heart, love is the answer
Listen, get educated, and get involved.
I needed this today
For an especially amazing showing.
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- By - platinumsparkles
What are the chances? Mayo's lifetime earnings at his hf (Citadel) precisely match the running total of securities "sold, not yet purchased" at his mm (Citadel Securities). Excited for updated numbers at the end of Feb. I'm gonna go ahead and speculate the hole gets exactly $16B deeper at the mm.
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- By - Get-It-Got
I can’t believe this quote is real, LOL. We really must be under his skin. Why call out Reddit like this if we weren’t winning? (NY Times)
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This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth
When you follow your heart, love is the answer
Can't stop seeing stars
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I'm in this with you.
For an especially amazing showing.
I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.
I can't help but look.
My kindergarten teacher, my cat, my mom, and you.
- By - JoePatowski
Did someone become insolvent and get a last minute free pass on margin requirements? Reason for the 81 LULD halts? 🤔
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- By - hyperblu7
Don't worry, it was just a technical issue
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- By - Environmental_Bad821
The real gamble begins on placing PUTS on the right company a head of their release.
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- By - UND1SPUTED_B0SS
Dave Lauer on Twitter
I'm in this with you.
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- By - Dilfy1234
Everybody, please chime in and comment how many shares you own. I’ll do my best to add everything up to try and get an idea of how many shares this sub owns!
I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.
Baby Snoo is back and cuter than ever
Just seeing what's going on
Something isn't adding up
Listen, get educated, and get involved.
When you follow your heart, love is the answer
I needed this today
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Call an ambulance, I'm laughing too hard.
Tip of my hat to you
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
To pay respects.
C'est magnifique
Let's sip to good health and good company
So buff, wow
Are you being serious right now?
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This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth
To the MOON.
*Lowers face into palm*
That looks so good
You officially endorse and add your voice to the crowd.
Sometimes you just got to doot.
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OBJECTION!
You deserve a smooch
Did someone say... cake?
A reward for making it through the most topsey-turvey year anyone can remember. Gives 100 coins to the recipient.
You look amazing, glowing, incredible!
A smol, delicate danger noodle.
Laugh like a supervillain
Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back
I'm genuinely flabbergasted.
My kindergarten teacher, my cat, my mom, and you.
Suffering from a broken heart
Show nature some love.
Keep the community and yourself healthy and happy.
Prayers up for the blessed.
I can't help but look.
Sometimes you just got to dance with the doots.
Did somebody say 'Murica?
No matter how hard I try, I'm too shy to confess my love!
Everything is better with a good hug
I'm in this with you.
This hits me right in the feels
Extra life
2000 IQ
Shower them with laughs
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- By - Dan23DJR
What the dog doin'?
Yeah, WTH dawg!? 🐩
Citadel needs more collateral.
RemindMe! 1 week
MOASS on cake day. 💜🚽🏴☠️
Did the other company also file a 10-Q lol, same drop on another company’s news. 💜🏴☠️🚽
It’s not even enough to push it down, just enough to keep it at bay. 🚽💜🏴☠️
Why would we need a waiver?
What made that hole was probably a rock. 😂
Google turtleneck in modern dictionary, any company look like 💩 and is turning it around? [redacted]
Looks like someone bought a company that looked like 💩, but is turning around. 💜🏴☠️🚽
My scalp is itchy. He’s correct.
According to those familiar with the matter citadel is a Ponzi scheme. 🚽💜🏴☠️
Next it will be how much money he’s making from GME at 100M share price. 💜🏴☠️🚽
Todays system failure. 💜🚽🏴☠️
I’m gonna check if there is one entity that owns all those stocks and sell 60B of their securities and never repurchase them.
DR can’t be conducted during the week, BS excuse. 😉
It was stopped by technical glitches today.
DONT LET IT BE PLTR, IM ALREADY DOWN BAD :4260:
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All part of the DD in [redacted].
[удалено]
Who only presses one button, even when you turn it off. 💜🚽🏴☠️
1726
I’m about to die, I better grab my damn chair. 💀
I try to hit 60 for the variant.
Why GME?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-23/citadel-makes-16-billion-to-top-paulson-s-greatest-trade-ever
5 second old username checks out.