IFuckingShitMyPants

At least one of his writers has said he canonically cries during sex lol, there’s nothing powerful about that bottom.

Jason would never have sex, the writers must be mistaken.

"puts his high-heeled feet into a huge mess"

Um, actually the nightmare puppeteering of a once-living person into a computer-generated Superman is the DEFINITIVE VERSION.

Wait until they find out how studio contracts work (they won’t)

Umm, actually studios have to keep actors on payroll forever because what if I want a cameo in the next multiverse movie 🙄🙄🙄

House of M(od)

I think he's just using two emojis for green lantern

3*

This is literally Hickman writing an event tbf

Unless they live in an ethnostate. Then everything respawns.

So what? I wasn't cast as Batman or Superman either, Hoult. Get in line.

Lust for Life (1977)

Star Wars (1977)

Cells, interlinked

I can't believe they made a whole game based on the TV show!

I don't understand why Jason doesn't simply develop anti-crowbar technology

Batman ruins Scott Summers' day?

Scott Summers could have his day ruined by a fucking butterfly landing on his window frame

Adam Driver is MauLer

Post credits scene with The Rock as TheQuarterPounder

Calling writing lazy is actually super problematic, just fiy. Not everyone is literally Shakespeare smh

Are you saying Shakespeare is a good writer? I'm sorry, I think I've had enough stories from old cishet white men, thanks.

Walked right into that one

It happens to the best of us.

I like my bible fan fiction funny

The biggest mistake that The Book of Mormon made was that it was funny for the wrong reasons

> Reads The Divine Comedy

Damn I wish Britain was real, that way I could be a cool guy in the 7th Royal Tank Regiment like in “The Matilda” by Bryan Perrett.

You're not alone. From my understanding, Jeffrey Epstein read Lolita and killed himself after because he couldn't live in a world where he couldn't be her friend.

The Shining? Well that sounds like an interesting title, OP! Judging by the cover, it looks like it'll be a good book too.

Misery (1987)

“At least they’re reading” should only apply to children under the age of 10.

children under the age of 58*

Let the man cook

I don't want to

How we living in 2023 and there ain’t no cure for male pattern baldness yet, the future lied to us

Finasteride + Minoxidil

auddbot

Advice by Alex G.

Can I mention Run The Jewels?

Looks like it's 50/50. Someone else name dropped them in an earlier comment and got banned

Thats incredibly bizarre

Losing my mind at the thought of America's chocolate having a built in anti-Europe filter for it's sweets