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  1. WTF zaza? Is slang for weed ? What hell happen to the chronic, the green ticket, devils lettuce 🥬. Wtf happened to all the good names.

  2. The ol banana split. You get done to you once and I mean only once, than you do to newbies who have learned the lesson yet.

  3. Dude, I don’t fuck understand how kids are allowed to get away with shit like this. My mom would have taken that computer away until I learned to clean and if I’d talk back I’d get my ass whooped. What a fucking pig of a kid. If he keeps this up he’ll be the stinky guy in the class room who either doesn’t shower or doesn’t put on DO

  4. Ah the classic prank move. Sounds like a sibling got into your phone and changed some… things

  5. I use to text the word ight a lot at the end of texts. My buddy change my phone setting to when I say ight it changes to “ wanna fuck ?”

  6. See his plan worked as you did say "you used to use ight"😂

  7. You have no idea how many times he’s cocked me blocked me because I said “ight “ at the end of a text only to forget and send the wanna fuck. Hard to explain that one and even if you say it, it sounds so unbelievable you only make it worse.

  8. Yeah my brother was a meth head and a cook before he got locked up, but you in hale but don’t hold it in

  9. haha even when sober they still freak me out

  10. I’ve never seen a police check point. Is this something that happens in big major cities ?

  11. yea, almost every weekend in my city, though they are required to list time and location ahead of time

  12. Wow I’ve always seen drinking driver commercials where they have a police check point, but never in my life did I think they were real. Thank you educating me.

  13. Nah, he's not on crack. He's just happy to see a face in his shoe. Plus he's right.

  14. Crack heads dont usually have that good of teeth so im gonna say I agree, plus that fucking face on his shoe I can’t unsee

  15. Both dudes are a college football team. This is beef that started on the field. Also don’t talk about someone’s mom unless you really want your teeth kicked in. The more motivation a dude has the more likely he is to win in a fight

  16. That pepper spray shot was spot on this must be another Monday at the office

  17. Not only that but that lady grabbed that bottle on the counter and hit the dude on point in the dome. Definitely another Monday

  18. Somehow I doubt the guy's ex-gf overdosed on weed.

  19. Well some how I doubt the fact that’s that’s even the case. OP says drugs but doesn’t mention once in either comments or or edit what drug his addicted to, rumor is that he is just an addict. Happen to me when my parents kid me out for smoking weed. By the end of my first homeless week the rumor around town was that I was doing Meth.

  20. Well sure, we can just assume everything OP has said is a fabrication, but at that point why bother commenting at all?

  21. Again she hasn’t even talked to the kid so how does she know he’s a drug addict, can’t say it any clearer than that.

  22. When someone says stop playing with me it’s best to not play with them

  23. Naw bruh you’re doing it wrong. Water before you sleep. The stomach doesn’t know what it’s full when you hit the hay.

  24. Should have dropped him and hopped into side control instead of flinging him around

  25. Go clean your finger nails bruh. Going to give someone a yeast infection😂😭

  26. I work grease and oil all day. Do you know how hard it is to get that off ?

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