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  1. If monoculture is so obviously great, why did Hamish, Padraig and Dai all complain so much about us kindly imposing it on them?

  2. We need to talk more about The Young Gods. Much more. Discovering them in the late 80s was mind-blowing because they sounded a generation ahead of every other Industrial band going at the time.

  3. Check out “The Black Mass (an electric storm in hell)” by White Noise.

  4. Proof that the Irish are never happier than when they’ve got a Barry in their mouths.

  5. Apparently, about 2,000 farmers (not trained soldiers) stood between the defensive wall of Visby Castle and the local monastery. They were wiped out by the professional and experienced Danish soldiers - using crossbows. Later, the tactic of the army was to attack the opponents' legs with swords and axes, as they had armor for their bodies, but their legs were unprotected and therefore vulnerable to attacks.

  6. That sort of perfect dental alignment was common until we messed it all up by inventing forks.

  7. Hearing Coil's "Horse Rotorvator" for the first time at the age of 15 back in 1986 was an almighty paradigm shift. I'd never heard anything like it. The hair on my arms was standing on end as "The Anal Staircase" just charged out of the speakers like some sort of deranged evil/sexy monster. "Penetralia" was every bit as intimidating. And in between the two? "Ostia" Holy Mother of God.

  8. Henry Barrington will get as far as Kent before swallowing a dubious disco biscuit and waking up in Armenia with no passport.

  9. Cadbury’s Cream Egg. Eating one of those properly involves so much tongue action that even male spectators get fizzy knickers.

  10. The Czechs were still using the short drop method of hanging (basically strangulation) in the 1970s. That’s really hanging to the old barbaric ways.

  11. Knifeladder were great and it’s such a pity that they were practically ignored at the time. John’s death was such a sad loss.

  12. Suddenly Greater Scotland realises it’s going to have to start paying for all that free education itself and there are no console commands for unlimited money irl.

  13. Looks like you’ve got a good grounding in Industrial Rock, so as Industrial is all about experimentation why not try some more adventurous stuff. I’d recommend The Young Gods, Coil, Test Dept and early Current 93.

  14. Stand back, both of you. You’re going to see how piles of rocks get done by the masters.

  15. Prurient. Probably look up “ dragonflies to sew you up” . It’s mostly noise adjacent stuff that will be industrial and violent. Wolfeyes , whitehouse, non , throbbing gristle, Costes all have violent moments. I suppose nitzer ebb would have angry moments that are still danceable. Youthcode

  16. Some great stuff listed here. Try “Wriggle like a fucking eel” by Whitehouse, “Stabbed in the face” by Wolf Eyes and “Traditionally women use poison to kill” by Prurient.

  17. That’s like saying “If you don’t have all four of the most popular STIs you’re not sexy enough.”

  18. Are they known for taking offence to sci-fi aimed at kids, you mysterious bull botherer?

  19. Now grip it in your mouth and try getting through a narrow gateway to complete the dog impression.

  20. When it comes to absolutely ridiculous takes on female sexuality, there's surely no beating Richard Laymon. What I "learned" from his novels is that while women generally don't like being raped by hideous flesh-eating monsters they will instantly fall into true romantic love with them if the monster in question has a really big dingding.

  21. Hard as nails. Only found around piles of rocks. Loves a bit of fish. It all fits.

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