1. When Nettles' bat shattered and the super balls went flying everywhere.

  2. TIL the Phillies used to be called the Blueclaws.

  3. "Put all your eggs in one basket, and watch that basket very very closely."

  4. It was written in the book of old: Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

  5. Yep. If it's written in the Book of Armaments, it must be correct.

  6. "Money is not everything, but life is a lot easier when you have a good income"

  7. Alternate take: points are too small for the checkers.

  8. Just remember to tip well if you take one out to a restaurant.

  9. You get three attempts at picking off a runner (not all game, that specific runner). If you don't get him on the third try, he advances a base.

  10. And the "give the guy coming in from the bullpen more time to warm up" schtick.

  11. Sorry. Out of respect I avoided saying eloha. I want to know if Eloheinu in Dt. 6:4 means (literally) our God (eloha shelanu) or Our gods (elohim shelanu)

  12. People that think baseball is boring think that way because they don't understand the pitcher/hitter dynamic, and how much strategy is going on during every at bat.

  13. The ones that couldn’t make it to Intercourse sadly just stay in Blue Ball.

  14. My wife used to live on a street called "Gay St."

  15. We do that in the spring as well, here in New England.

  16. Lol someone stuffed a shipping container full of highly pressurized helium. Classic prank

  17. Tabs (as in ASCII 0x9) are pure evil and should not be allowed any where near source code.

  18. In any code base where you want to maintain consistent formatting across multiple developers using different editors, yes.

  19. So where do they point if you are exactly on the "equater"?

  20. A particularly apt one is: לשבור את השיניים

  21. He also made Messersmith wear a uniform with "Channel" over his number 17 to promote his TV station.

  22. And, mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

  23. Stretch a rubber band between the knobs on either side of the door.

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