I collect license plates and upload them to a website where I am in the top 1000 users (859th currently) with over 4000 plates uploaded. It's a silly hobby, but it gets me out of the house lmao
I'm an asexual woman, and a constant fear of mine is that I'll build a wonderful relationship with someone (platonic or otherwise) and in the end all they really want is sex (đ€ź)
It's important to keep in mind that she eats all of these calories in very calorie dense foods. You would not be able to eat 10k calories worth of kale or celery. But with McDonald's and other takeout, it's a lot more possible. But yeah, her food intake must be nuts, no doubt about that. Also, her stomach is stretched to the max, so she can accommodate a lot more food.
I once showed up to coffee with cops on accident. I rolled out the back hatch of the ford escape I rode in 8 deep in, was still drunk and wearing a sash that said âbacheloretteâ in glitter letters from the night before, Iâm a dude, got on Saint Louis PDâs twitter for posing with a female cop named Officer Pardee.Â
We once got the cops called on us for being loud at a house party, and one of the guys greeted them with FEMBOY written on his face with big black letters lmao. Nothing came of it as far as I know cause even the cops couldn't give a shit about a bunch of 18/19 year olds partying.
No it's an act. She's so stupid she doesn't know the difference. She's never truly had sex so she can't say her partner on top is her fave or she likes to be behind her partner. Cause those are actual sex positions where sex is happening. She's never once said she likes to give. She always has acted as if the only act happening is her receiving ( YEAH FUCKING RIGHT) and then she stated she loves fingering just ya know, in general. I'm imaging her on all 4s like..all ready! đ
Yeah, definitely. She's way too big for anything in bed. Her on all 4s is a scary image lol, although I suppose it would be more like her trying to stand on all 4s, and it's just her stomach supporting her from underneath.
I've fallen down the analog horror rabbit hole. Wowman covers a lot of them and has an enjoyable style imo. Idk if you're into that sort of stuff tho. Wishing you a speedy recovery!
You're thinking of the Carboniferious period, which was between 359 and 299 million years ago. This little guy is relatively modern compared to those, thus resembling his current living relatives more.
It HAS to be less sanitary. Any âGermsâ on your hand could slide down to the tip and gather with everyone elseâs. That little bit hanging on to the tip would look interesting on a Petri dish.
Idk about this one particularly, but here, these sort of contraptions are used in hot dog stands and that sort of stuff at festivals and such. There only the person operating the stand would touch these. But yeah, if it's a huge communal ketchup udder, then I'd pass on it, but I'd pass on any regular communal ketchup, too.
I mean, she's kinda like genderbent Peter Griffin brought to life tbh. But Peter looked more human even when his bones got taken away. Someone please put that gif/picture here.
See The Light, Majesty, Spirit, Depth of Satans Eyes, Witch Image (imo it doesn't get talked about enough from what I've seen.), I Believe, and I'm A Marionette. I feel they deserve justice.
It's also common to put corn on pizza here in Hungary as well. You'll find ham and corn or ham-corn-mushroom pizzas in basically every pizza place. Now the one in the picture looks awful, but the topping itself isn't bad.
I collect license plates and upload them to a website where I am in the top 1000 users (859th currently) with over 4000 plates uploaded. It's a silly hobby, but it gets me out of the house lmao
where are your eyebrows melon head
Eated it all
When did she say she was force fed yogurt?
I can't find the clip, but she once said that during 9/11, the people in foster care force-fed her yogurt.
Like they'd need to force her to eat anything. Probably another thing she saw happen to someone else
Oh yeah probably
I'm an asexual woman, and a constant fear of mine is that I'll build a wonderful relationship with someone (platonic or otherwise) and in the end all they really want is sex (đ€ź)
Too real lol
It's honestly kind of amazing that the human body can overeat that much without vomiting
It's important to keep in mind that she eats all of these calories in very calorie dense foods. You would not be able to eat 10k calories worth of kale or celery. But with McDonald's and other takeout, it's a lot more possible. But yeah, her food intake must be nuts, no doubt about that. Also, her stomach is stretched to the max, so she can accommodate a lot more food.
I once showed up to coffee with cops on accident. I rolled out the back hatch of the ford escape I rode in 8 deep in, was still drunk and wearing a sash that said âbacheloretteâ in glitter letters from the night before, Iâm a dude, got on Saint Louis PDâs twitter for posing with a female cop named Officer Pardee.Â
We once got the cops called on us for being loud at a house party, and one of the guys greeted them with FEMBOY written on his face with big black letters lmao. Nothing came of it as far as I know cause even the cops couldn't give a shit about a bunch of 18/19 year olds partying.
as a lesbian, no lesbian who is an experienced sex-haver would every say that fingering is their favorite position
Is fingering even considered a position? I thought it was a different thing lol
No it's an act. She's so stupid she doesn't know the difference. She's never truly had sex so she can't say her partner on top is her fave or she likes to be behind her partner. Cause those are actual sex positions where sex is happening. She's never once said she likes to give. She always has acted as if the only act happening is her receiving ( YEAH FUCKING RIGHT) and then she stated she loves fingering just ya know, in general. I'm imaging her on all 4s like..all ready! đ
Yeah, definitely. She's way too big for anything in bed. Her on all 4s is a scary image lol, although I suppose it would be more like her trying to stand on all 4s, and it's just her stomach supporting her from underneath.
with the size of two people, too? đ (sorry, i can't help it)
*three people
Oh my God, that's beautiful! Stunning color.
The most Balkan EU country that's not a Balkan country
Absolutely
I've fallen down the analog horror rabbit hole. Wowman covers a lot of them and has an enjoyable style imo. Idk if you're into that sort of stuff tho. Wishing you a speedy recovery!
About as smooth as Everclear
Found something under my ankle flaps?
Ankle flap creatures could very well be the premise of an analog horror series
Dang what convenience store is this
I literally thought it was one of those standing coolers when I was scrolling by đ
M. longipennis.
Longipennis refers to its long wings iirc
SajnĂĄlom de a daru soha nem lesz olyan menĆ mint a havasi cincĂ©r.
And you know itâs real, because Mercedes will
People make replicas based on the SLK tho.
Yeah, I thought insects was supposed to be big back then
You're thinking of the Carboniferious period, which was between 359 and 299 million years ago. This little guy is relatively modern compared to those, thus resembling his current living relatives more.
It HAS to be less sanitary. Any âGermsâ on your hand could slide down to the tip and gather with everyone elseâs. That little bit hanging on to the tip would look interesting on a Petri dish.
Idk about this one particularly, but here, these sort of contraptions are used in hot dog stands and that sort of stuff at festivals and such. There only the person operating the stand would touch these. But yeah, if it's a huge communal ketchup udder, then I'd pass on it, but I'd pass on any regular communal ketchup, too.
that's probably because she googled the crap out of it. meanwhile she can't pronounce "ornaments" properly. fucking ORDA-MINTS LOL
I'm a little ordamint
Lmao!! I love MBP!!! I think of him saying this all the time!
Same lmao. He's the best
She looks like a cartoon character from a gross out show like Family Guy
I mean, she's kinda like genderbent Peter Griffin brought to life tbh. But Peter looked more human even when his bones got taken away. Someone please put that gif/picture here.
https://giphy.com/gifs/e4zyYgAAWIt7q
Thank you for your service. That's funny as hell too, and something she'd do.
I only like humans, aliens just arent for me
Have you considered Sangheilis tho
Jack Daniel's my beloved (or any type of whiskey really, Black Velvet is amazing)
See The Light, Majesty, Spirit, Depth of Satans Eyes, Witch Image (imo it doesn't get talked about enough from what I've seen.), I Believe, and I'm A Marionette. I feel they deserve justice.
I'm A Marionette is so good, it deserves more recognition.
Nem biztos, hogy tĆle kĂ©rnĂ©k segĂtsĂ©get a magyar Ă©rettsĂ©gihez.
Corn on pizza is a big thing in LatAm. I wonder if this is catering to immigrants from there maybe? Regardless, itâs a pizza crime for sure.
It's also common to put corn on pizza here in Hungary as well. You'll find ham and corn or ham-corn-mushroom pizzas in basically every pizza place. Now the one in the picture looks awful, but the topping itself isn't bad.