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Snake poop

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.












Teaching grandma how to use smart TV

A glowing commendation for all to see

This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

I needed this today

When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.











  1. It's a good movie if you haven't seen it. I put it off forever and may actually rewatch it since this reminded me.

  2. This was the best shit to happen to me today. And I went to the zoo! If that tells you anything

  3. a hummingbird drink from it lmao? just flies over to the tip of the giraffe cock and sticks it’s little beak in its dickhole to suck the nectar out of the tip

  4. Great! Now I have to find a way to get my rage out that is both appropriate and doesn't involve drinking. I wish I had never watched this. I want to comment some horrible stuff

  5. I'm 47 and remember coming home with a solid chunk of bud and breaking it down. So many seeds

  6. Nothing says I love you like anal...

  7. I took a video tour of my place. I knew it was a studio and the carpet was clean, regular bathroom, 300 square foot, near downtown. But the thing the video tour didn't show and I blame myself for not paying more attention, was that it has no oven, a mini fridge, and a 10 gallon water heater. Showers are strictly get in and get out. Good thing I have an air fryer and a bunker freezer

  8. I had to teach my Dad how to use YouTube and also convert YouTube to Mp3. Right before he passed away I was trying to explain Reddit and different subs.

  9. When you saw toilet paper you bought it no matter what.

  10. It was around the 80s or early 90s that I remember we just quit caring about people's mental health. Here we are

  11. I was gifted a nice bottle of whiskey this week. Like, dream bottle. And I thought about drinking a glass or twelve last night and I uncorked it and smelled it. I had to cork it back up and I plan on giving it to a friend. It smelled horrible. I plan on displaying the bottle when he is done though. Beautiful bottle

  12. Do you take them out of the box for storing? I'm curious as to what to do if I ever order any that come like that.

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