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  1. A dentist/dental assistant can tell if you've sucked dick recently, they can totally tell if you've flossed or not....

  2. None. Which means it's working. Look at Israel. They had a couple of school mass shootings. They passed a law mandating faculty carry. They had a few attempted shootings since all stopped by teachers. It's a proven method that works. My son goes to a school with armed staff and they stopped a murder attempt last year.

  3. That episode is literally declared to be the worst star trek episode ever made. Everyone hates it

  4. Nah, Paris tries to break the warp speed barrier to allow him to exist at all points of space at once, which is just nonsense even by sci-fi standards.and somehow that makes his DNA start to rapidly evolve him so unnaturally quickly that it seems like a disease, and then he ends up as a reptile. I don't remember how it happened to Janeway, but I'm sure it's something stupid.

  5. Never throw a party where you live. Things will get broken or stolen. Rent someplace or have someone else throw the party. 

  6. I still remember in Korea when a couple of coworkers took me and a friend to a restaurant. They tossed a large octopus into a roiling hotpot and then closed the lid on it. The octopus was literally clinging onto the lid for what felt like forever.

  7. Can't remember the name but there was that guy that ate all the weird stuff. In an episode he had something called, "Live Sushi". They chopped the tail off a lobster, cooked it, then sat the still live front half behind the cooked tail so the lobster would watch you eat it as it died. In a lot of Asian cooking the freshness of certain ingredients is all important and the well-being of the food (animal) doesn't matter. A lobster is seen in the same light as a radish, a non-feeling ingredient. My ex's dad had a restaurant and, man, pretty eye opening experience for a westerner. He was always humane with the animals he cooked, at least. 

  8. Because OP only teased a picture,

  9. It's 'cause republicans outlawed abortion in the slave states and are trying to make contraception illegal nationally, you fuckin' fool. It's not, "self hate", dumbass. It's 'cause people want to fuck without having kids and republicans are trying to take that away from everyone. 'Cause they're misogynistic nut jobs. Full stop.

  10. Exactly the same answer that everyone gives to the other twenty seven thousand times this has been asked. Masturbate.

  11. I'd probably see what peeing felt like. My wife wanted to hold my dick while I peed to see what it felt like. Pissed all over the wall, she did.

  12. Yup. I know someone who lost all her teeth during pregnancy. It's what I always put down when a question like this gets asked. 

  13. My mom was nuts, she'd lose her shit, heh, if you replaced the toilet paper roll. Apparently she was the only one who could do it right. I was a full on adult before I ever changed a toilet paper roll.

  14. Not my problem 🤷‍♂️ at least a platform can’t just steal my shit I paid for randomly without notice… I’ve had several movies disappear from my libraries that I purchased digitally which is horseshit, they do not refund you either. So yes, I will buy a plastic disc and case all day long to own my movies. Plus picture and sound quality is leagues better than digital.

  15. This is the way. I agree with everything you said and would like to add that I'm a filmmaking nerd and like to watch with the commentary tracks on to learn about how the film/TV show was made. Rarely get those on streaming. Used to get the extra stuff from a PlayStation download, then they took back some of the movies I bought, so it was back to Blu-ray. Deadpool 2 had some killer picture quality on PlayStation, but I also got a kick ass TV, so that might have helped it.

  16. Reason why Santa doesn't age and has the ability ignore spacetime laws in order to deliver gifts to all children is because Santa is a saint.

  17. As a kid I watch Star Wars: A New Hope 67 times total and loved it.  As an adult, I can't stand it. 

  18. "Those of us that have worked with influenza for a long time were fairly quickly saying, 'Yep it moves cow to cow,'" Jim Lowe, an associate dean at the University of Illinois College of Veterinary Medicine, said on Friday. "You can't explain the epidemiology any other way." 

  19. My lord this. I had an officer write my car that was parked outside my house 3 tickets in the space of 2 days. The kicker? There were other cars parked on the SAME street in the SAME fashion as my car. Tell me that's not being targeted.

  20. It could be they type of car you have. Cops are notoriously petty. They could just hate that you have a car they want or something else about it triggers their smooth brains. Had a roommate with a show car (1966 GTO) in the driveway and he had to move it every couple days or he'd get a ticket from the same two cops for having a derelict car on the property. It would be a letter in the mail since they couldn't come on the property. They were jelly. After the 10th ticket--in three months--the judge (or whoever) would just void any ticket from our address. He would get a confirmation letter that his fine was voided. He got about 5 or 6 of those before they just stopped and he didn't have to move the car around any more. 

  21. Idiots think all their taxes go to Chicago, when in reality it’s the Chicago suburbs who’s taxes pay for the rural parts of the state… whom actually pay the least amount of taxes.

  22. It's the St. Louis suburbs, it's not rural. All you gotta do is cross the river and you can see a Cardinals game. I agree with your point, I just chuckle when people call Madison county rural. O'Fallon and Collinsville are over there. Also, purportedly, the largest bottle of ketchup in the world. (Psst, it's a super shitty sign for a restaurant. 10 year old me was devastated...)

  23. ... they're bitching about Chicago, while being suburbs of St. Louis? Madison county is Metro-East for fucks sake. Oh no, we're gonna lose Granite City. The horror.

  24. To anyone who watched muted, the audio is pretty funny. They just stop talking at the same time. 

  25. The WHY here is very important. Russia can't do more for Syria or Iran. Russia is increasingly becoming far too reliant on China. Russia has a lot of problems being glossed over by smoke and mirrors propaganda, but that all falls away faster with an expanded conflict. These aren't the only reasons, as there are more...

  26. My theory is that Putin wants to own Ukraine not for the, "Soviet empire", but because Ukraine is the bread basket of Europe and Putin thinks he can own/destabilize that market, making him more important than he actually is. The Russian military is a paper tiger and everyone knows it now. That's why Putin payed Hamas to do Oct. 7 as a vehicle to help republicans stop funding arms to Ukraine. He had his social media machine churn out turmoil and distrust about the conflict from both sides. Anyone else think it's weird how tumultuous the coverage was in the beginning ("you WILL pay attention to this"). It was almost like the republican dominated media was pushing it hardcore so the Ukraine conflict wouldn't be talked about so much. Then, republican politicians tried to stop funding Ukraine and send that money to some place else. That's my armchair general tinfoil hat theory, anyway.

  27. Also, not sure how true this is, but I heard that eastern ukraine has one of the largest untapped natural gas reserves in the world (thats also on land, and not at the poles)

  28. Welcome to the service industry where people feel that because they are a paying customer they can ask you extremely personal questions. If you are a real asshole give them just a completely out of bounds response that makes them super uncomfortable.

  29. When I worked at Subway I was convinced some people only go to Subway because they want to tell someone what to do. So many times someone would tell me they wanted a certain item and then complain when I put it on there, then they'd act all indignant that I couldn't do anything right 'cause I'm just fast food worker. They definitely told me to put it on there. Can't count how many times I outright banned someone from the store for being rude to my coworkers. I'm not that big a dude but I got a James Earl Jones type voice, it gets people moving when I raise it. 

  30. https://preview.redd.it/found-this-boi-on-my-shower-curtain-is-he-a-recluse-near-v0-amc33vxhjjmb1.png?auto=webp&s=18410f1b8fa0d79d105c2ac50be44db65391fec5

  31. That's a brown recluse. So, technically one female brown recluse is considered an infestation. Brown recluses feed on small insects so your house has a major insect infestation to sustain that many of them. You need an ongoing pest control solution that any big name pest control outfit can handle. A sign of an insect infestation is damp conditions so you might want to also consult a plumber but definitely call an exterminator and at least get a consultation. I never delt with spiders, but I'd definitely google your local public health department or just go to the damn city building and tell the front desk what's going on. 37 brown recluses of that size at the same site, is involve the public health department shit, dude. It's dangerous.

  32. My dyslexic ass read that as, "Cinnamon County". I thought someone should tell Shawn & Gus the Cinnamon Festival is cancelled this year...

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