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Ok, so on some real shit

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The real reason the price has been dropping--they want the price as far away from this ramp being ITM as possible because w/ so many DRSed, the price could skyrocket if retail added heavy buy pressure. They are fighting an acute risk management problem around 01/20 date to stay alive.

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U.S. DOJ in process of seizing Robinhood shares tied to Alameda Research loans

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the ancients speak truth. you know the winds are shifting when the number of death threats you get start increasing, shills are big mad. wouldn't be surprised if they weren't just bought out. but held a short position too lol "kek baggies"

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  1. The next revolution will be televised 👀

  2. Good grief! What will it take?!?!?!?! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  3. When we book the shares, we’re that much closer to booking the crooks. And boy, do I ever wanna book the crooks.

  4. It was an effort by market makers to jam the open and force a halt so that an extension of time could be granted on the T+2 from the massive leaps expiries of Jan 20 that had expired the previous Friday. There was way too much expectation waiting on what would happen on that T+2, so the market makers de-risked themselves by forcing halts and buying themselves time. They HATE to buy the underlying of any stock and that is exactly what T+2 makes them do. Think of all the weekly options that would have made bank that day.

  5. We are individually synchronized regards. Gotta love it 🥰

  6. Every Green Day means we are beating Chukumba’s price target and that makes me laugh every time 😂

  7. Atari is not even a US stock. I don’t follow this logic

  8. How refreshing! We’re all focused on what the turtleneck part could mean. #You know, you’ve made it!

  9. But poop tweets have meant price go down ☹️

  10. Thank you for your contribution to shitposts, endless hype, and other lofty regarded goals. Soon May the train and the tendieman come.

  11. What the heck is wrong with Superstonk when we are TOLD, screamed at, berated, belittled, for even thinking of buying options? We haven't sold our shares. We're down on our position. It's been two years. If I buy a call, and we get volume and IV goes up and price goes up and I make money, well, good for ME! I'm in this to make money ffs! I'll buy a call if I please. Geez! You would rather people contemplate selling their shares to get a little reward out of all this hodling? I'd rather buy a freaking call and take the chance.

  12. You do you, family. If you want to gamble with options, though, you're better off with Towel rn (IMO). We who know, know that GME is still grossly under-valued--the one true stonk. But on paper, Towel's market cap is deeply regarded in a way ours simply isn't. We have maintained significant momentum and a healthy market cap post-sneeze, whereas Towel just scraped all-time-lows.

  13. Towel is absolutely not the options play right now due to the risk of corporate selling shares into the run because they are at high risk of bankruptcy. Go somewhere else with your crappy financial advice.

  14. But the ramp start at $28. We got to get there first.

  15. The citadel is surrounded and hope of survival is low. If you were the guy in charge of handing out ammunition, would you be rationing the supplies? I’d be telling the boys to unload brass til their barrels melted. I love the smell of desperation in the morning. Smells like victory.

  16. And then grab an alligator and fight another round. +10 points to any ape old enough to know that reference 😂 🐊

  17. I would love to have a “return to nostalgia weekend” to re-jack everyone even higher than they’re already jacked!

  18. It’s true that there were also a truckload of puts that expired last January and it took a while longer to realize a run. But, we had also had a run in November of 2021. This time, we haven’t had a run since August. They are surviving on the same churned liquidity day after day. And the volatility players will be requiring their turn soon enough. We are close my friends!

  19. Damn, it sounds really bad when you think that all the way through too 🤣

  20. I think it starts with:

  21. So the shorts who shorted Robinhood will have to return the shares they borrowed to short it with so they can then be seized? Hey, maybe calls on Robinhood are in order 🤣

  22. Call it FUD but i no longer believe in a super mega squeeze with stock prices in the millions. The numbers simply does not ad up. If the stock was naked shorted hundereds of times over we would have DRS’ed the entire float a long time ago. That said, we have come a long way, im doing my part and will soon tripple my own drs numbers. If we keep up drs’ing and the company keeps doing a positive turnaround we will eventually see a long drawn out tesla type squeeze, only on a bigger scale. This is atleast what i believe. Bring on the downvotes my fellow smoothbrians.

  23. First off on the FINRA side of things, as far as our research has taken us, no I do not see any allowances for a continuation of a deferral from one holiday to the next. So no rolling obligations from Nov-Dec-Jan-Feb and so on, bouncing from one holiday to the next. After the initial period of deferment daily confirmation of the inability to settle the trade would be required. These deferrals have a counterparty so the enforcement is forced settlement not some arbitrary fine 3 years in the future.

  24. Thank you, Gherk, for the much needed in depth reply. This community owes so much to you and all the quants.

  25. The last one is divorced and still sweaty 🥵

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