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I have NO idea why this hasn't exploded here (unless someone wants this info hidden). This dude (math teacher ape) gives the most coherent theory/explanation I've seen of the SPLIVIDENED and NAKED SHORTS! Warning, it's 20 min, but SO worth the watch! Even I gained wrinkles! See the Pinned Comment!

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Today I was called a conspiracy theorist by someone who makes 50k a year because I pointed out that the wealthy use complicated investment and accounting techniques and pay off politicians to hide money from the tax man.

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$GME Daily Discussion Thread

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Talked with the OP who posted this pic earlier. Apparently there were several people sending DM's of vile and abusive messages so he took it down. People accused him of Karma whoring. I'd be ashamed if I actually thought those were Apes. Remember this beautiful Apes face, we shall see him again💎🖐

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Perspective! I needed to see this! U.S. shouldn't bail out hedge funds, billionaires during coronavirus pandemic: Chamath Palihapitiya

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If Superstonk hits 600k members by tomorrow (9/5/21) at midnight, I'll give every comment on this post that makes a joke about Ken an award. The award will vary based on how good the joke is. I have 17.9k coins, drain me. Proof or ban. Happy weekend apes, enjoy yourselves!

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TRIPLE DOUBLE DOWN We cover 3 DDs, from u/Criand/yelyah2/MacAttack218. Back To School with GameStop Parody Ad. CELEBRATE RYAN COHEN'S ANNIVERSARRY OF BUYING 5 MILLION GME SHARES 1 YEAR AGO TODAY. And musical guest Anom Aleez feat. Gummy Beatz with their track KONG 87. Weekend UP DA APE 08/28/21 REPO

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u/Criand's Spicy Calendar! August 24: increased margin requirements from 10k to 250k. August 26-September 9: Futures rollover period. September 1st onwards: DTCC Expects increased margin calls. Mid-September: US On track to default. All of September: Bad for stock market October 1st: Banks fuk'd

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  1. Thing is, the layman doesn’t know shit about opex and will see GameStop stock rising and assume it’s because of the marketplace. I expect FOMO. I don’t know what will happen but I’m stoked

  2. i like this guy, he doesn’t grift and just tries explaining the situation to peeps. props to sir newton

  3. Yep, and always says things like... Hey I could be completely wrong here and open to folks correcting me and I'll admit it .. Etc.

  4. He got rocks for all his neighbors and is busy explaining why they all got rocks as a gift at their apartment doorway...

  5. GameStop tweet 55 flags (apparently, I haven't counted), 55 days to earnings, sq root of 55 is 7.41, NFTcon tweet GaME....either they're fucking with us and having a joke or something is going to happen. Either way I'll take it.

  6. Freaky! How many just went and counted flags then checked square root of 55? JACKED!

  7. Pro tip, if you're on mobile you need to double tap enter otherwise it just registers as a space

  8. Real Real Talk... Let's stop propping up... "Poor performing ceos, companies and boards"

  9. I like this sub's quantum state of being hype for the report but also extremely suspicious of it. It's a good way to be. Cautiously optimistic.

  10. Hahaha brilliant - although I love that this is always shared. Are both Castle of Glass DD’s in this library? Those write ups make me go weak at the knees.

  11. Hmmmm... It takes about an hour to lay out details of a World Domination Strategy! GMERICA!

  12. Kenny: Bartender: is that saran wrap? Kenny: it's my birthday... Give me a drink Bartender: No! I can see your Nuts!

  13. This is so amazing! No TLDR needed... You just want to read and digest every bit of this... Kudos to you

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