I have one testicle and a girlfriend who I have been with for 3 years and sexually active. She has yet to even notice that I have one testicle still. Should I just tell her already? It amazes me that she hasn't even noticed after 3 years so far together.
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What's the best response to "You're late"?
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Don't! When/if she notices act surprised! -What!? I'm missing a testicle?? Since when?!
Who is she? What an absolute perfect ass...!
I brought a magic wand in carry-on luggage, going out from Oslo. They checked it because they thought it might be a power tool (or so they said) I can't imagine they will check a butt plug
Why do they keep calling him President Trump? I bet they're scared the feds are gonna find something that will incriminate them
You had me in the first half...
Angelina Jolie
What? Do you have any links? For science!
What's with all these people not keeping their booger hook away from the bang switch?
Who is she?
But they didn't go after the president....
Lucky for her we're so advanced now that tattoos can be removed
I might be wrong, but isn't he FORMER president, now that Biden is in office?
There's absolutely NO WAY he wrote that himself! He's not this articulate
It's his style but if he did write it, it went through an editor or 6 before being released.
Probably. ...unlike his tweets lol
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No last name, just Stefanie?
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You're the Alexandra Daddario of the adult industry!
Is she back in the business??
Who is she?
A wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he means to!
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I wish I couldn't read...
Is this real? How do these people get through day to day life?
At my first job being a cashier, I had a much older lady tell me I looked like a cute lost puppy, and she wanted to put a leash on me and pull me home Edit: I see how some people might see this as a bad attempt at being cute, but there’s more to it. I was 18, this lady easily 65-70 years old. She was biting her lip and staring me up and down the whole time, and had this gross grin. It definitely felt sexual and made me so uncomfortable.
BDSM Grandma could have taught you some crazy shit!